Ever heard of the O-face?

 

butbut...he started moaning right away. it's not quite the same, methinks.

 

I think he was hitting her as to say "GET BACK OUT OF YOUR SHELL, BITCH!" when she slunk inside.

 

Maybe he has no stamina, or he was warming up for it.

Yeah, that's pretty much what it looked like.

 

bwahahah

 

Well I have a set of FD wheels with 20k Miles on them. They have Michelin Pilot XGT V4's on all four. They have about I would say 80% threading on them. Letting them go for cheap. Let me know if ur Interested. 300 and they are urs. Located in the Gaithersburg MD Area

Saheed
ssgoku98@hotmail.com

 

Well i worked on the problem of my car getting towed with my real estate agency. they show that paperwork was submitted to register my car. The condo Association claims they never received anything about me. so now i have to write a letter and present it at the next association meeting to try and get my impound fees refunded since it was their problem and i have been a resident for over a month. still extremely pissed cuz i had to use money that wasnt really for spending to get my car back.

 

I thought egg laying creatures jizz on the egg. jizz + egg = rugrat.

I buy those free range organic eggs and have never seen one fertilized.


I only know how it works on mammals and try to avoid it at all times...
I need to fall asleep at a hospital, have them drug me there to keep me asleep for the next eight hours, and have a vasectomy preformed in that time.

 

chickens lay eggs non fertilized. thats why the store bought ones dont have baby chickens in them.

 

indeed. the animals still need to have sex to procreate, but some animals(birds, some reptiles) will lay regardless of fertilization.

 

just like how women still have a period and release an egg even if its not going to get fertilized. it has to MAKE the egg in order for it to have the CHANCE of fertilizing. if it doesnt, it expells it. just in the case of chickens...we eat the end product. kinda disgusting if you think about it.

mmmmm...scrambled unfertilized chicken embryos with a nice tall glass of cold processed bovine lactose.

 

*drool*

 

scrambled unfertilized chicken GAMETES. Embryos are fertilized.

 

perhaps you would like some aborted fetus soup to go with that?

ANYwho... I need to finish cleaning my apartment so i can have that party i was thinking about.

 

*licks lips*

 

And thin sliced strips of pig butt! NEVER forget the pig butt...

(It comes from a wonderful, magical animal!)

Maybe some ground meat shoved into an intestine too...

Great. Now I'm hungry and want breakfast. I'm gonna eat the ****** cat and my housemate will be pissed.

 

Yall and yall eats..

but anyway.. anyone down to drive down to the Guy's house (the guy who passed away in car crash) to drop off flowers and cards and rotary related objects.. ? i wanted to see who was up for it.. its goin to be pretty soon.. i'll let yall know asap.. cuz a few of the 8 people i say about 5-6 of them are willin to go..

 

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

 

'Vert's for sale. $3K as it sits. Get it out of here, registration expires tommorow.

 

why didnt you fix the vert?

 

No time.

Now that I have this new job taking up every free minute, and the van taking up everything else. It only needs 3 hours of work to fix it the rest of the way up, if somone buys it for a good price I would just fix it for them.


All it needs is to have the new harness I biult for it installed and the intake put back together (really, really easy on that car)

I need to sell it now also because if I drive it I'll want to keep it :P

 

Will any of you guys be able to come to the caravan for our fallin MEMBER?. its funny that people from NY, PA, VA, and DC are willin to do this.. but where are the MD people?.

 

doesnt the vert have better gas mileage than the TII?

I still need to see about getting access to the autoshop on base so i can work on my car on the weekend. lot of stuff i need to do to it but havent been able to cuz of needing shop space.
im still trying to get a pricequote for the turbo rebuild kit to get my turbo fixed. but then i still need the ENTIRE exhaust system from turbo back to be able to install it. Asside from having to swap the fuel injectors and intake manifold and missing an intercooler now that i sold it to jason (want front mount anyway). piping is easy with PVC especially since its stronger and less prone to heatsoak and above all SUPER cheap to make. already found plans to build the whole thing including the BOV flange.

 

Vert not only gets beter fuel economy, but it's much faster then the TII.

And I love the top down

But it's just not practical for me right now. If I had more money, sure.

 

so sell the TII