Don't close it down. The owner must post the outcome.

 

For what reason? I haven't seen any trolls yet. Are new members and/or people with low post counts against forum regulations?

 

im not a troll...just a lurker

i registered on this site before you did

 

hes not going to come back with an outcome.

 

Shutup, SNTP. I'll post the outcome when everything is written in stone.

 

crazy *** story

 

yeah yeah yeah. you think youre the man now because you typed a "story".

 

Short Round is just jealous that he couldn't help Doctah Jones like you helped your FD.

 

Great story can't wait for part 3! I don't normaly post I just Read but I tought that I would say good luck getting it fixed. My FD is getting fixed right now from an Integra hiting me. That Idiot

 

you are the only troll SNTP, i hope you get banned.

as for those of you who say "if you do this, it just puts you on their level."

thats just a bunch of BS, stuff you see in movies, if someone did that to my car, i'd plan for a short time and do something back, only much much worse.

yes its smart to get the cops involved at first, and whether he gets a slap on the wrist or something more serious, payback is still due, as was stated, messing with someones ride is just not cool at all, no matter what.

 

 

So what do you do when they end up being crazier/having more resolve than you, and say, take a lighter to your car... or run it over/crush it w/ a construction truck or something of the like? Or key it down to the sheet metal? Etc?

 

tolling...i do what i want! btw good stuff..

 

whats to say they arent going to do that anyways since you took legal action and got the cops involved?? some people hate that more than just plain out revenge.

 

Ever watch football when one guy punched the other, then the guy that got punched hits back, and gets caught/ ejected. It is called DOING THE RIGHT THING. Now if the cops dont get it right, then time for the sniper rifle.

 

^ i agree with you, i know its the right thing and will probably be better in the end, but if you have a chance to **** up that guy in between when you filed the report at first and then chased, then do it.

 

Sorry to say.. had a similar thing happen to me. and the police wouldnt do ANYTHING.. even though the person i reported had an outstanding warrent. They wouldnt even go to his house and pick him up


If you want your money back you will most likely have to sue him.. but that is where the witness statements and police reports come in handy.

 

well the police reports and witness statements really come in handy, but when it comes to the suing at least is going to take a year to settle everything and the fastest is 6 months, i'm just saying from my experience as right now i'm suing that drunk driver for crushing to my truck.

 

Classic, I love it.

 

One of the best threads i have ever read on any forum! Whichever way u decide to do it make sure both those douschebags pay and let us all know when it happens.

 

Kick his *** Seabass!

 

^"so they got away?"

"no, they caught up with 'im about a half mile down the road and slit his throat, it was a good one!"

 

^Man I love "Dumb and Dumber". Still one of my favorite movies.

Big Gulps huh guys? Welp, see ya later. Hey Harry, I got some beef jerk....some guys just aren't cut out for life on the road.

Anyway, back on topic. I think Wompa has done the right thing so far. It will turn out fine for you, I'm sure. Good luck and let's see some pics of the car once it's fixed. Time for a big single turbo now. Take care.

Dee

 

I hope revenge has already been taken. And to those looking for part 3: use the noggin! Of course it won’t get posted here. That would be a great way to get in serious trouble, now wouldn’t it??

This is a big part of the reason I no longer woan and likely never will again own a real nice a car: it stands out and invites this kind of thing, and invites petty crap like keying from all lowlifes in all parking lots, all the time. Too much to risk.

That said, I thought much about the problem: how to retaliate against a loser without putting self at unnecessary risk? College Station is too small a town to have much bad blood – revenge must be subtle and sweet, the purpose being to cause maximum mental agony and embarrassment, without a clear cause.

Here is how part 3 reads in my head, if I was in the same shoes.

Week 1-2 after incident: Keep low profile. Have the car fixed, on own insurance, since I’d have a hard time actually proving the Ford did it anyway. Then keep the car at a friends or back home. Ride a bike. Tell looser friend down the hall it was a loss, and I have to wait till after school’s finished to get another. Be civil, maybe nice to looser friend. Do not give him any reason to suspect the Truth is Known. Ford Turd thinks he got away scott-free and brags to friends – setting himself up for much embarrassment.

Week 3: Carefully peel Texas sticker from Ford and replace with t.u. sticker. Nothing else. We Aggies understand.

Week4: Place roofing nail wedged under Ford tire as it sits in garage. Just one tire. As he backs out, it will sweetly and smoothly enter.

Week 6: Place 2 roofing nails – under same tire.

Week 7: send gay **** subscriptions to Ford Turd’s address. With his name clearly and correctly spelled.

Week 8: send gay **** to Ford Turd’s parent’s address. With his name clearly spelled.

Week 9: Start writing Ford Turd’s phone number on bathroom walls. Repeat 2 nails – in a different tire. Repeat t.u. sticker replacement.

Week 10: Steal his license plate. And radio antenna. Continue writing number in restrooms.

Week 11: Repeat **** subscriptions.

Week 12: Time this week to coincide with end of semester, during Finals, and when everyone is trying to move out. It has been 3 months of annoyances. Pull out the stops. Nails in all 4 tires. Replace sticker with t.u. or Honda Power. Add Gay Pride sticker to other side of wondow. Steal antenna and license. Steal front grille. Maybe rear bumper too.

On the last day of class, remove all lug nuts from the passenger side of the truck. Place nails under both passenger side tires. Crossthread the studs so fresh lugs won’t go on. Pound metal garden stake through upper part of radiator. Leave the stake in.

He will try to back out, both tires will be punctured, both wheels will fall off. Ford Turd won’t get far, his truck will be blocking the parking garage – on the last day of class, when he and everyone else will be trying to pack up and leave. It will be a major pain to even get the thing jacked back up in the air – so he can try to put back on 2 flat tires onto stripped studs. Once he gets that done, the truck will loose coolant and start overheating - 10 or 15 miles down the road.

Then call the po-po and say you smelled weed in his apartment. And call the po-po of his parent’s town and say you have reason to believe they grow weed.

Be happy.

 

malicious. cruel. evil.

i like it