My RX-7 got hit-and-run - and I fucking caught him. [EPIC]
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From: Gulf Breeze, FL
Originally Posted by B_Rock
We Texans don't usually run...
When I lived in E Texas my neighborhood was constantly getting vandalized at night. Mail boxes smashed, lawns run over by kid's trucks, people's pet animals killed by kids with BB guns, toilet paper on bushes etc. Half the parents felt that there wasn't anything wrong with it because "they all did it". Great example to set for the small fry. I ran down more than one bunch of drunken teens before I realized it wouldn't help, that they just kept pumping out more.
Anyway I'm sure everyone here is all mature and manly and shiat, but I'm just saying what the rest of the folks who have lived in Texas thinks about Texans.
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From: New Zealand (was California)
Originally Posted by FDNewbie
Tru...but if you wanna get *real* technical, it was only up to '98 that they were exported. 99 and up were for the JDM only.
In AUS/NZ you can still buy any of these cars (any year FD) from JP without any issue at all.
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Yep. I'm already on my way there. I was just there in February as well - and Skylines all over the place. I only saw 2 FDs on this trip. Last trip I saw none. But don't get me wrong - it's still expensive to own.
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From: Louisville, Ky
Originally Posted by Acroy
I hope revenge has already been taken. And to those looking for part 3: use the noggin! Of course it won’t get posted here. That would be a great way to get in serious trouble, now wouldn’t it??
This is a big part of the reason I no longer woan and likely never will again own a real nice a car: it stands out and invites this kind of thing, and invites petty crap like keying from all lowlifes in all parking lots, all the time. Too much to risk.
That said, I thought much about the problem: how to retaliate against a loser without putting self at unnecessary risk? College Station is too small a town to have much bad blood – revenge must be subtle and sweet, the purpose being to cause maximum mental agony and embarrassment, without a clear cause.
Here is how part 3 reads in my head, if I was in the same shoes.
Week 1-2 after incident: Keep low profile. Have the car fixed, on own insurance, since I’d have a hard time actually proving the Ford did it anyway. Then keep the car at a friends or back home. Ride a bike. Tell looser friend down the hall it was a loss, and I have to wait till after school’s finished to get another. Be civil, maybe nice to looser friend. Do not give him any reason to suspect the Truth is Known. Ford Turd thinks he got away scott-free and brags to friends – setting himself up for much embarrassment.
Week 3: Carefully peel Texas sticker from Ford and replace with t.u. sticker. Nothing else. We Aggies understand.
Week4: Place roofing nail wedged under Ford tire as it sits in garage. Just one tire. As he backs out, it will sweetly and smoothly enter.
Week 6: Place 2 roofing nails – under same tire.
Week 7: send gay **** subscriptions to Ford Turd’s address. With his name clearly and correctly spelled.
Week 8: send gay **** to Ford Turd’s parent’s address. With his name clearly spelled.
Week 9: Start writing Ford Turd’s phone number on bathroom walls. Repeat 2 nails – in a different tire. Repeat t.u. sticker replacement.
Week 10: Steal his license plate. And radio antenna. Continue writing number in restrooms.
Week 11: Repeat **** subscriptions.
Week 12: Time this week to coincide with end of semester, during Finals, and when everyone is trying to move out. It has been 3 months of annoyances. Pull out the stops. Nails in all 4 tires. Replace sticker with t.u. or Honda Power. Add Gay Pride sticker to other side of wondow. Steal antenna and license. Steal front grille. Maybe rear bumper too.
On the last day of class, remove all lug nuts from the passenger side of the truck. Place nails under both passenger side tires. Crossthread the studs so fresh lugs won’t go on. Pound metal garden stake through upper part of radiator. Leave the stake in.
He will try to back out, both tires will be punctured, both wheels will fall off. Ford Turd won’t get far, his truck will be blocking the parking garage – on the last day of class, when he and everyone else will be trying to pack up and leave. It will be a major pain to even get the thing jacked back up in the air – so he can try to put back on 2 flat tires onto stripped studs. Once he gets that done, the truck will loose coolant and start overheating - 10 or 15 miles down the road.
Then call the po-po and say you smelled weed in his apartment. And call the po-po of his parent’s town and say you have reason to believe they grow weed.
Be happy.
This is a big part of the reason I no longer woan and likely never will again own a real nice a car: it stands out and invites this kind of thing, and invites petty crap like keying from all lowlifes in all parking lots, all the time. Too much to risk.
That said, I thought much about the problem: how to retaliate against a loser without putting self at unnecessary risk? College Station is too small a town to have much bad blood – revenge must be subtle and sweet, the purpose being to cause maximum mental agony and embarrassment, without a clear cause.
Here is how part 3 reads in my head, if I was in the same shoes.
Week 1-2 after incident: Keep low profile. Have the car fixed, on own insurance, since I’d have a hard time actually proving the Ford did it anyway. Then keep the car at a friends or back home. Ride a bike. Tell looser friend down the hall it was a loss, and I have to wait till after school’s finished to get another. Be civil, maybe nice to looser friend. Do not give him any reason to suspect the Truth is Known. Ford Turd thinks he got away scott-free and brags to friends – setting himself up for much embarrassment.
Week 3: Carefully peel Texas sticker from Ford and replace with t.u. sticker. Nothing else. We Aggies understand.
Week4: Place roofing nail wedged under Ford tire as it sits in garage. Just one tire. As he backs out, it will sweetly and smoothly enter.
Week 6: Place 2 roofing nails – under same tire.
Week 7: send gay **** subscriptions to Ford Turd’s address. With his name clearly and correctly spelled.
Week 8: send gay **** to Ford Turd’s parent’s address. With his name clearly spelled.
Week 9: Start writing Ford Turd’s phone number on bathroom walls. Repeat 2 nails – in a different tire. Repeat t.u. sticker replacement.
Week 10: Steal his license plate. And radio antenna. Continue writing number in restrooms.
Week 11: Repeat **** subscriptions.
Week 12: Time this week to coincide with end of semester, during Finals, and when everyone is trying to move out. It has been 3 months of annoyances. Pull out the stops. Nails in all 4 tires. Replace sticker with t.u. or Honda Power. Add Gay Pride sticker to other side of wondow. Steal antenna and license. Steal front grille. Maybe rear bumper too.
On the last day of class, remove all lug nuts from the passenger side of the truck. Place nails under both passenger side tires. Crossthread the studs so fresh lugs won’t go on. Pound metal garden stake through upper part of radiator. Leave the stake in.
He will try to back out, both tires will be punctured, both wheels will fall off. Ford Turd won’t get far, his truck will be blocking the parking garage – on the last day of class, when he and everyone else will be trying to pack up and leave. It will be a major pain to even get the thing jacked back up in the air – so he can try to put back on 2 flat tires onto stripped studs. Once he gets that done, the truck will loose coolant and start overheating - 10 or 15 miles down the road.
Then call the po-po and say you smelled weed in his apartment. And call the po-po of his parent’s town and say you have reason to believe they grow weed.
Be happy.
Man that is sick and twisted.....
Do you mind if I use that one in the future because those are some damned good ideas.
Originally Posted by Acroy
I hope revenge has already been taken. And to those looking for part 3: use the noggin! Of course it won’t get posted here. That would be a great way to get in serious trouble, now wouldn’t it??
This is a big part of the reason I no longer woan and likely never will again own a real nice a car: it stands out and invites this kind of thing, and invites petty crap like keying from all lowlifes in all parking lots, all the time. Too much to risk.
That said, I thought much about the problem: how to retaliate against a loser without putting self at unnecessary risk? College Station is too small a town to have much bad blood – revenge must be subtle and sweet, the purpose being to cause maximum mental agony and embarrassment, without a clear cause.
Here is how part 3 reads in my head, if I was in the same shoes.
Week 1-2 after incident: Keep low profile. Have the car fixed, on own insurance, since I’d have a hard time actually proving the Ford did it anyway. Then keep the car at a friends or back home. Ride a bike. Tell looser friend down the hall it was a loss, and I have to wait till after school’s finished to get another. Be civil, maybe nice to looser friend. Do not give him any reason to suspect the Truth is Known. Ford Turd thinks he got away scott-free and brags to friends – setting himself up for much embarrassment.
Week 3: Carefully peel Texas sticker from Ford and replace with t.u. sticker. Nothing else. We Aggies understand.
Week4: Place roofing nail wedged under Ford tire as it sits in garage. Just one tire. As he backs out, it will sweetly and smoothly enter.
Week 6: Place 2 roofing nails – under same tire.
Week 7: send gay **** subscriptions to Ford Turd’s address. With his name clearly and correctly spelled.
Week 8: send gay **** to Ford Turd’s parent’s address. With his name clearly spelled.
Week 9: Start writing Ford Turd’s phone number on bathroom walls. Repeat 2 nails – in a different tire. Repeat t.u. sticker replacement.
Week 10: Steal his license plate. And radio antenna. Continue writing number in restrooms.
Week 11: Repeat **** subscriptions.
Week 12: Time this week to coincide with end of semester, during Finals, and when everyone is trying to move out. It has been 3 months of annoyances. Pull out the stops. Nails in all 4 tires. Replace sticker with t.u. or Honda Power. Add Gay Pride sticker to other side of wondow. Steal antenna and license. Steal front grille. Maybe rear bumper too.
On the last day of class, remove all lug nuts from the passenger side of the truck. Place nails under both passenger side tires. Crossthread the studs so fresh lugs won’t go on. Pound metal garden stake through upper part of radiator. Leave the stake in.
He will try to back out, both tires will be punctured, both wheels will fall off. Ford Turd won’t get far, his truck will be blocking the parking garage – on the last day of class, when he and everyone else will be trying to pack up and leave. It will be a major pain to even get the thing jacked back up in the air – so he can try to put back on 2 flat tires onto stripped studs. Once he gets that done, the truck will loose coolant and start overheating - 10 or 15 miles down the road.
Then call the po-po and say you smelled weed in his apartment. And call the po-po of his parent’s town and say you have reason to believe they grow weed.
Be happy.
This is a big part of the reason I no longer woan and likely never will again own a real nice a car: it stands out and invites this kind of thing, and invites petty crap like keying from all lowlifes in all parking lots, all the time. Too much to risk.
That said, I thought much about the problem: how to retaliate against a loser without putting self at unnecessary risk? College Station is too small a town to have much bad blood – revenge must be subtle and sweet, the purpose being to cause maximum mental agony and embarrassment, without a clear cause.
Here is how part 3 reads in my head, if I was in the same shoes.
Week 1-2 after incident: Keep low profile. Have the car fixed, on own insurance, since I’d have a hard time actually proving the Ford did it anyway. Then keep the car at a friends or back home. Ride a bike. Tell looser friend down the hall it was a loss, and I have to wait till after school’s finished to get another. Be civil, maybe nice to looser friend. Do not give him any reason to suspect the Truth is Known. Ford Turd thinks he got away scott-free and brags to friends – setting himself up for much embarrassment.
Week 3: Carefully peel Texas sticker from Ford and replace with t.u. sticker. Nothing else. We Aggies understand.
Week4: Place roofing nail wedged under Ford tire as it sits in garage. Just one tire. As he backs out, it will sweetly and smoothly enter.
Week 6: Place 2 roofing nails – under same tire.
Week 7: send gay **** subscriptions to Ford Turd’s address. With his name clearly and correctly spelled.
Week 8: send gay **** to Ford Turd’s parent’s address. With his name clearly spelled.
Week 9: Start writing Ford Turd’s phone number on bathroom walls. Repeat 2 nails – in a different tire. Repeat t.u. sticker replacement.
Week 10: Steal his license plate. And radio antenna. Continue writing number in restrooms.
Week 11: Repeat **** subscriptions.
Week 12: Time this week to coincide with end of semester, during Finals, and when everyone is trying to move out. It has been 3 months of annoyances. Pull out the stops. Nails in all 4 tires. Replace sticker with t.u. or Honda Power. Add Gay Pride sticker to other side of wondow. Steal antenna and license. Steal front grille. Maybe rear bumper too.
On the last day of class, remove all lug nuts from the passenger side of the truck. Place nails under both passenger side tires. Crossthread the studs so fresh lugs won’t go on. Pound metal garden stake through upper part of radiator. Leave the stake in.
He will try to back out, both tires will be punctured, both wheels will fall off. Ford Turd won’t get far, his truck will be blocking the parking garage – on the last day of class, when he and everyone else will be trying to pack up and leave. It will be a major pain to even get the thing jacked back up in the air – so he can try to put back on 2 flat tires onto stripped studs. Once he gets that done, the truck will loose coolant and start overheating - 10 or 15 miles down the road.
Then call the po-po and say you smelled weed in his apartment. And call the po-po of his parent’s town and say you have reason to believe they grow weed.
Be happy.
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From: New Hampshire, Greenfield
I just read your story. You should add some more to the story and publish it as a novel or somthing and get some money from that direction too. Great wording I must say!
You are lucky your friend saw the truck. My car was broken into once and then my friends car twice whicl i was driving it at the same location. All times was at around 4 am. My car has not been there for a whole year but it will have to eventually go to my GFs which is where it was broken into. I will stay up to catch the bastards. It happends to often to be just a coinsidence.
Althought I may need someone supervising me when I catch the guy cause I tend to loose control very quickly.
Props to you!
You are lucky your friend saw the truck. My car was broken into once and then my friends car twice whicl i was driving it at the same location. All times was at around 4 am. My car has not been there for a whole year but it will have to eventually go to my GFs which is where it was broken into. I will stay up to catch the bastards. It happends to often to be just a coinsidence.
Althought I may need someone supervising me when I catch the guy cause I tend to loose control very quickly.
Props to you!
big port + big turbo=
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From: 10 mins from Texas World Speedway
Originally Posted by Acroy
I hope revenge has already been taken. And to those looking for part 3: use the noggin! Of course it won’t get posted here. That would be a great way to get in serious trouble, now wouldn’t it??
This is a big part of the reason I no longer woan and likely never will again own a real nice a car: it stands out and invites this kind of thing, and invites petty crap like keying from all lowlifes in all parking lots, all the time. Too much to risk.
That said, I thought much about the problem: how to retaliate against a loser without putting self at unnecessary risk? College Station is too small a town to have much bad blood – revenge must be subtle and sweet, the purpose being to cause maximum mental agony and embarrassment, without a clear cause.
Here is how part 3 reads in my head, if I was in the same shoes.
Week 1-2 after incident: Keep low profile. Have the car fixed, on own insurance, since I’d have a hard time actually proving the Ford did it anyway. Then keep the car at a friends or back home. Ride a bike. Tell looser friend down the hall it was a loss, and I have to wait till after school’s finished to get another. Be civil, maybe nice to looser friend. Do not give him any reason to suspect the Truth is Known. Ford Turd thinks he got away scott-free and brags to friends – setting himself up for much embarrassment.
Week 3: Carefully peel Texas sticker from Ford and replace with t.u. sticker. Nothing else. We Aggies understand.
Week4: Place roofing nail wedged under Ford tire as it sits in garage. Just one tire. As he backs out, it will sweetly and smoothly enter.
Week 6: Place 2 roofing nails – under same tire.
Week 7: send gay **** subscriptions to Ford Turd’s address. With his name clearly and correctly spelled.
Week 8: send gay **** to Ford Turd’s parent’s address. With his name clearly spelled.
Week 9: Start writing Ford Turd’s phone number on bathroom walls. Repeat 2 nails – in a different tire. Repeat t.u. sticker replacement.
Week 10: Steal his license plate. And radio antenna. Continue writing number in restrooms.
Week 11: Repeat **** subscriptions.
Week 12: Time this week to coincide with end of semester, during Finals, and when everyone is trying to move out. It has been 3 months of annoyances. Pull out the stops. Nails in all 4 tires. Replace sticker with t.u. or Honda Power. Add Gay Pride sticker to other side of wondow. Steal antenna and license. Steal front grille. Maybe rear bumper too.
On the last day of class, remove all lug nuts from the passenger side of the truck. Place nails under both passenger side tires. Crossthread the studs so fresh lugs won’t go on. Pound metal garden stake through upper part of radiator. Leave the stake in.
He will try to back out, both tires will be punctured, both wheels will fall off. Ford Turd won’t get far, his truck will be blocking the parking garage – on the last day of class, when he and everyone else will be trying to pack up and leave. It will be a major pain to even get the thing jacked back up in the air – so he can try to put back on 2 flat tires onto stripped studs. Once he gets that done, the truck will loose coolant and start overheating - 10 or 15 miles down the road.
Then call the po-po and say you smelled weed in his apartment. And call the po-po of his parent’s town and say you have reason to believe they grow weed.
Be happy.
This is a big part of the reason I no longer woan and likely never will again own a real nice a car: it stands out and invites this kind of thing, and invites petty crap like keying from all lowlifes in all parking lots, all the time. Too much to risk.
That said, I thought much about the problem: how to retaliate against a loser without putting self at unnecessary risk? College Station is too small a town to have much bad blood – revenge must be subtle and sweet, the purpose being to cause maximum mental agony and embarrassment, without a clear cause.
Here is how part 3 reads in my head, if I was in the same shoes.
Week 1-2 after incident: Keep low profile. Have the car fixed, on own insurance, since I’d have a hard time actually proving the Ford did it anyway. Then keep the car at a friends or back home. Ride a bike. Tell looser friend down the hall it was a loss, and I have to wait till after school’s finished to get another. Be civil, maybe nice to looser friend. Do not give him any reason to suspect the Truth is Known. Ford Turd thinks he got away scott-free and brags to friends – setting himself up for much embarrassment.
Week 3: Carefully peel Texas sticker from Ford and replace with t.u. sticker. Nothing else. We Aggies understand.
Week4: Place roofing nail wedged under Ford tire as it sits in garage. Just one tire. As he backs out, it will sweetly and smoothly enter.
Week 6: Place 2 roofing nails – under same tire.
Week 7: send gay **** subscriptions to Ford Turd’s address. With his name clearly and correctly spelled.
Week 8: send gay **** to Ford Turd’s parent’s address. With his name clearly spelled.
Week 9: Start writing Ford Turd’s phone number on bathroom walls. Repeat 2 nails – in a different tire. Repeat t.u. sticker replacement.
Week 10: Steal his license plate. And radio antenna. Continue writing number in restrooms.
Week 11: Repeat **** subscriptions.
Week 12: Time this week to coincide with end of semester, during Finals, and when everyone is trying to move out. It has been 3 months of annoyances. Pull out the stops. Nails in all 4 tires. Replace sticker with t.u. or Honda Power. Add Gay Pride sticker to other side of wondow. Steal antenna and license. Steal front grille. Maybe rear bumper too.
On the last day of class, remove all lug nuts from the passenger side of the truck. Place nails under both passenger side tires. Crossthread the studs so fresh lugs won’t go on. Pound metal garden stake through upper part of radiator. Leave the stake in.
He will try to back out, both tires will be punctured, both wheels will fall off. Ford Turd won’t get far, his truck will be blocking the parking garage – on the last day of class, when he and everyone else will be trying to pack up and leave. It will be a major pain to even get the thing jacked back up in the air – so he can try to put back on 2 flat tires onto stripped studs. Once he gets that done, the truck will loose coolant and start overheating - 10 or 15 miles down the road.
Then call the po-po and say you smelled weed in his apartment. And call the po-po of his parent’s town and say you have reason to believe they grow weed.
Be happy.
oh and good luck with the results
ERIC
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 964
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From: Southern CT
Originally Posted by Acroy
I hope revenge has already been taken. And to those looking for part 3: use the noggin! Of course it won’t get posted here. That would be a great way to get in serious trouble, now wouldn’t it??
This is a big part of the reason I no longer woan and likely never will again own a real nice a car: it stands out and invites this kind of thing, and invites petty crap like keying from all lowlifes in all parking lots, all the time. Too much to risk.
That said, I thought much about the problem: how to retaliate against a loser without putting self at unnecessary risk? College Station is too small a town to have much bad blood – revenge must be subtle and sweet, the purpose being to cause maximum mental agony and embarrassment, without a clear cause.
Here is how part 3 reads in my head, if I was in the same shoes.
Week 1-2 after incident: Keep low profile. Have the car fixed, on own insurance, since I’d have a hard time actually proving the Ford did it anyway. Then keep the car at a friends or back home. Ride a bike. Tell looser friend down the hall it was a loss, and I have to wait till after school’s finished to get another. Be civil, maybe nice to looser friend. Do not give him any reason to suspect the Truth is Known. Ford Turd thinks he got away scott-free and brags to friends – setting himself up for much embarrassment.
Week 3: Carefully peel Texas sticker from Ford and replace with t.u. sticker. Nothing else. We Aggies understand.
Week4: Place roofing nail wedged under Ford tire as it sits in garage. Just one tire. As he backs out, it will sweetly and smoothly enter.
Week 6: Place 2 roofing nails – under same tire.
Week 7: send gay **** subscriptions to Ford Turd’s address. With his name clearly and correctly spelled.
Week 8: send gay **** to Ford Turd’s parent’s address. With his name clearly spelled.
Week 9: Start writing Ford Turd’s phone number on bathroom walls. Repeat 2 nails – in a different tire. Repeat t.u. sticker replacement.
Week 10: Steal his license plate. And radio antenna. Continue writing number in restrooms.
Week 11: Repeat **** subscriptions.
Week 12: Time this week to coincide with end of semester, during Finals, and when everyone is trying to move out. It has been 3 months of annoyances. Pull out the stops. Nails in all 4 tires. Replace sticker with t.u. or Honda Power. Add Gay Pride sticker to other side of wondow. Steal antenna and license. Steal front grille. Maybe rear bumper too.
On the last day of class, remove all lug nuts from the passenger side of the truck. Place nails under both passenger side tires. Crossthread the studs so fresh lugs won’t go on. Pound metal garden stake through upper part of radiator. Leave the stake in.
He will try to back out, both tires will be punctured, both wheels will fall off. Ford Turd won’t get far, his truck will be blocking the parking garage – on the last day of class, when he and everyone else will be trying to pack up and leave. It will be a major pain to even get the thing jacked back up in the air – so he can try to put back on 2 flat tires onto stripped studs. Once he gets that done, the truck will loose coolant and start overheating - 10 or 15 miles down the road.
Then call the po-po and say you smelled weed in his apartment. And call the po-po of his parent’s town and say you have reason to believe they grow weed.
Be happy.
This is a big part of the reason I no longer woan and likely never will again own a real nice a car: it stands out and invites this kind of thing, and invites petty crap like keying from all lowlifes in all parking lots, all the time. Too much to risk.
That said, I thought much about the problem: how to retaliate against a loser without putting self at unnecessary risk? College Station is too small a town to have much bad blood – revenge must be subtle and sweet, the purpose being to cause maximum mental agony and embarrassment, without a clear cause.
Here is how part 3 reads in my head, if I was in the same shoes.
Week 1-2 after incident: Keep low profile. Have the car fixed, on own insurance, since I’d have a hard time actually proving the Ford did it anyway. Then keep the car at a friends or back home. Ride a bike. Tell looser friend down the hall it was a loss, and I have to wait till after school’s finished to get another. Be civil, maybe nice to looser friend. Do not give him any reason to suspect the Truth is Known. Ford Turd thinks he got away scott-free and brags to friends – setting himself up for much embarrassment.
Week 3: Carefully peel Texas sticker from Ford and replace with t.u. sticker. Nothing else. We Aggies understand.
Week4: Place roofing nail wedged under Ford tire as it sits in garage. Just one tire. As he backs out, it will sweetly and smoothly enter.
Week 6: Place 2 roofing nails – under same tire.
Week 7: send gay **** subscriptions to Ford Turd’s address. With his name clearly and correctly spelled.
Week 8: send gay **** to Ford Turd’s parent’s address. With his name clearly spelled.
Week 9: Start writing Ford Turd’s phone number on bathroom walls. Repeat 2 nails – in a different tire. Repeat t.u. sticker replacement.
Week 10: Steal his license plate. And radio antenna. Continue writing number in restrooms.
Week 11: Repeat **** subscriptions.
Week 12: Time this week to coincide with end of semester, during Finals, and when everyone is trying to move out. It has been 3 months of annoyances. Pull out the stops. Nails in all 4 tires. Replace sticker with t.u. or Honda Power. Add Gay Pride sticker to other side of wondow. Steal antenna and license. Steal front grille. Maybe rear bumper too.
On the last day of class, remove all lug nuts from the passenger side of the truck. Place nails under both passenger side tires. Crossthread the studs so fresh lugs won’t go on. Pound metal garden stake through upper part of radiator. Leave the stake in.
He will try to back out, both tires will be punctured, both wheels will fall off. Ford Turd won’t get far, his truck will be blocking the parking garage – on the last day of class, when he and everyone else will be trying to pack up and leave. It will be a major pain to even get the thing jacked back up in the air – so he can try to put back on 2 flat tires onto stripped studs. Once he gets that done, the truck will loose coolant and start overheating - 10 or 15 miles down the road.
Then call the po-po and say you smelled weed in his apartment. And call the po-po of his parent’s town and say you have reason to believe they grow weed.
Be happy.
I'm the Juggernaut bitch.
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 191
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From: Louisville, KY
There is no part 3 because the cops most likely got in touch with said guy, he figured he was caught. Went and turned himself in, the courts, being forgiveful as they are for little dumb **** like this will/have made him pay for the damages and let him off with a misdameanor of destruction of property or something to that effect.
Regardless of how wrong it is (it's very wrong from a 7 lovers standpoint) the courts don't care much about things like this. Nobody got hurt, nobody was going to get hurt (unless you retaliated, in which case you would be at fault). He hit a parked car a couple of times on purpose, and in the eyes of the court, that's not much lol. The courts will not have him being sued and such, it doesn't fit the crime, and will not happen.
Regardless of how wrong it is (it's very wrong from a 7 lovers standpoint) the courts don't care much about things like this. Nobody got hurt, nobody was going to get hurt (unless you retaliated, in which case you would be at fault). He hit a parked car a couple of times on purpose, and in the eyes of the court, that's not much lol. The courts will not have him being sued and such, it doesn't fit the crime, and will not happen.
Mr Stryder
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6
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From: Texas, Houston
....wtf!!!
Man I spent alot of time reading this ******* crazy *** story and there is no final result yet!!!!........ *sigh* Any ways great story! **** the cops!!! (I am a Cop! 
) I would have told him this first
"Hey man, I know what was done, unless you wanna get sued or fucked up just give me the money to fix it and I'll forget about this.... It's sad that things have gotten to this. And I used to call you my friend....."
and then that's when METTC dictates what happens next!
) I would have told him this first"Hey man, I know what was done, unless you wanna get sued or fucked up just give me the money to fix it and I'll forget about this.... It's sad that things have gotten to this. And I used to call you my friend....."
and then that's when METTC dictates what happens next!
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Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 528
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From: Balt. MD
Originally Posted by Renesis*696
Man I spent alot of time reading this ******* crazy *** story and there is no final result yet!!!!........ *sigh* Any ways great story! **** the cops!!! (I am a Cop! ) I would have told him this first
"Hey man, I know what was done, unless you wanna get sued or fucked up just give me the money to fix it and I'll forget about this.... It's sad that things have gotten to this. And I used to call you my friend....."
and then that's when METTC dictates what happens next!
) I would have told him this first"Hey man, I know what was done, unless you wanna get sued or fucked up just give me the money to fix it and I'll forget about this.... It's sad that things have gotten to this. And I used to call you my friend....."
and then that's when METTC dictates what happens next!
this is possibly the best and worst story ive read in a while
best cause it was a horrible story with a good ending.
worst because i spent 30 minutes well past bed time looking for part 3. this is worse then a hand shake at the end of a date. wtf, mate?
best cause it was a horrible story with a good ending.
worst because i spent 30 minutes well past bed time looking for part 3. this is worse then a hand shake at the end of a date. wtf, mate?
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From: Jackson New Jersey
Originally Posted by WankelPWR
YES YES you MUST post part 2 i wanna see what this ****** gets for this, probly a slap on the wrist, but he deserves to get his brains bashed in, the little ****.
Last edited by 2ndGenRx_7; Aug 13, 2006 at 10:27 PM.
still waiting on part 3. Can you give us ANY updates? Are the cops still investigating? Has he been charged with anything yet? Give us a little taste of what is going on to hold us over. Oh, and as far as revenge, just slice his valve stems 1/2 way through. He'll loose all air and, if he's a spoiled kid like it seems like he is, he won't figure it out.