My RX-7 got hit-and-run - and I fucking caught him. [EPIC]

 
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Old May 4, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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you know I think you're right
Actually, I believe it was the Klingon who's son as killed by James T. Kirk. I may be wrong about that, though. (*puts on nerd hat and runs away)

Anyway, has anything come of this yet??? I hope it doesn't end up like this sort of thing usually does around here. The police take a report and then they practically forget about it...
Old May 4, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by KaoticFdR1
Wasn't that the Klingons?


Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos (1741-1803) originally said it in French in his 1782 book Les Liasons Dangereuses: "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid,"
Old May 4, 2006 | 05:33 PM
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wow that was a good story!

If I were you, I would make an 'anonymous' call to the police to alert them about a drug dealer living down the hall in your apartment complex.

"I see all kinds of people comming by at all hours...I think hes selling cocain."

OWNAGE!
Old May 4, 2006 | 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Natey


Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos (1741-1803) originally said it in French in his 1782 book Les Liasons Dangereuses: "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid,"
No, it was "Kahn" the Klingon (aka Ricardo Montabon.......the "King Of Corinthian Leather") as B Rock indicated....not some French guy. Other than Charlemagne & Napoleon, they can't fight - they just run - everyone knows that!

-Matt
Old May 4, 2006 | 08:10 PM
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dont kill him......,

just tie him to the back of ya rx7.......and drive around the city!!
By his genitals.


I think that we should all go to Dallas at the same time and protest against this vicious anti-rx7 hate crime. And when no one is lookin...
Old May 4, 2006 | 11:02 PM
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Take him to small claims court. You can sue for $5000 and you don't have to get lawyers involved. Unfortunately, unless there is more proof than color of the car, and sticker you probably won't win. Get the guys license plate #, and have one of your witnesses claim they copied it down. Also get the witnesses statements (better if it is notarized) or have them appear.
Old May 4, 2006 | 11:17 PM
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Sure he did...

He did it intentionally, which a good lawyer could argue caused emotional damage, and that his trust of people has been damaged emotionally by this person, requiring punitive damages in addition to the costs to repair the car...

Plus, you don't have to prove *** in court to get his money if he's convicted (civil court requires less proof than criminal court, too)

The truck would probably be a good start

Don't expect a million-dollar settlement though...lol


You're a pretty funny guy. In fact, that's the funniest thing I have heard in a long time ................ you are joking right????????
Old May 4, 2006 | 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Yellow R1
No, it was "Kahn" the Klingon (aka Ricardo Montabon.......the "King Of Corinthian Leather") as B Rock indicated....not some French guy. Other than Charlemagne & Napoleon, they can't fight - they just run - everyone knows that!

-Matt
Kahn wasn't a Klingon, he was a genetically engineered superhuman, who first appeared in the first season of Star Trek, and was then exiled to the planet that he was visited on in Star Trek II. I was also thinking it may have been Kahn, but I think it was a Klingon captain. Like I said, I could be wrong. Anyway, enough of me nerdjacking this thread...

I like the idea of calling in anonymously to report a dealer. It would be really ninja if you could convince them that he was somewhat "big time" and maybe get SWAT out there, lol.
Old May 5, 2006 | 12:11 PM
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+ 1 for the Initial D themed FC woulda been cool to have the MS-01s exhaust though =P As for killing the with the F-150 I say throw balogna on his truck on a nice sunny day, or better yet Beverly Hills Cop style. BANANA in the tailpipe, if it's too small use a a potato, lol.
Old May 6, 2006 | 12:20 AM
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Suggestion. **** him up in court first. Then use the next few months to plan your "other revenage".

Clubrsx sign in.

Good story man.
Old May 6, 2006 | 02:34 AM
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You're a pretty funny guy. In fact, that's the funniest thing I have heard in a long time ................ you are joking right????????

Well, the thing is, I come from a state known for people who get million-dollar settlements for lawsuits involving hot coffee, etc...

Lawyers call Alabama "tort hell" for a reason
Old May 6, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Valkyrie
Well, the thing is, I come from a state known for people who get million-dollar settlements for lawsuits involving hot coffee, etc...

Lawyers call Alabama "tort hell" for a reason
mcdonalds?
Old May 6, 2006 | 07:31 PM
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damn, i wish i could help in some way that really sucks man.

you know you could always hire some mexicans to show him a good time *hint,hint*
Old May 6, 2006 | 08:05 PM
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Great story, further proof that the seven can't lose.
Old May 7, 2006 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Valkyrie
Well, the thing is, I come from a state known for people who get million-dollar settlements for lawsuits involving hot coffee, etc...

Lawyers call Alabama "tort hell" for a reason
Please, stop now. If a seasoned insurance agent can't convince you, maybe a third-year law student who got a 4.0 in Torts and has worked for a personal injury firm for 4 years can.

Emotional distress? Riiight. Most states don't even allow a claim for emotional distress unless accompanied by a physical manifestation. I'm not going to bother doing any research on Texas law as I don't care THAT much (and I just took a 4-hour final exam this morning).

File a claim with the insurance company. Follow up with the police. Be prepared for further retribution from the dumbass or one of his friends. People who do dumb **** like this have no regard for people's property and are usually losers who will never amount to anything in life; therefore, they have nothing to lose.
Old May 7, 2006 | 09:23 PM
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Jesus Christ. Suspense like the Davinci Code.
Old May 9, 2006 | 07:00 PM
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what an an a hole. i would do the exact same thing for my car i know how u feel
Old May 9, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Yellow R1
No, it was "Kahn" the Klingon (aka Ricardo Montabon.......the "King Of Corinthian Leather") as B Rock indicated....not some French guy. Other than Charlemagne & Napoleon, they can't fight - they just run - everyone knows that!

-Matt
La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid = Vengeance is a dish served best cold, it's the translation from French to English, with a couple of liberties taken. The direct translation is "the vengeance is a dish that's eaten cold"

nevertheless, WE NEED THE ENDING!
Old May 9, 2006 | 09:00 PM
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Old May 9, 2006 | 10:00 PM
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Revenge is a dish best served cold.

SERVE IT UP!!!
Old May 9, 2006 | 10:38 PM
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SERVE IT uo!!
hope you got some pic's of the truck hitch!?
It should have had some marks or peeled white plastic stuck in it???

I believe You also said he live in the exspensive residence!!! Punk rich kid...... duct tape his bong to his head and plug his nose!!! have him hauling on some killer hydro laced with angel dust......... then strip him down to his boxers and drop him off in the hood with hands and ankle's bound!!!!!
Or pay someone else too!!!!!!! better idea!!! seem's fair to me!
Old May 9, 2006 | 11:43 PM
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Man, this guy needs to feel serious ppppppaaaaiiiiinnnnn. This isn't some piece of **** mustang that he messed up, it's a rx7. The problem is that this guy is a drug dealer and has alot of low friends. so whatever you do you need to find a place to hide your car. if he's stupid enough to think that he can pull it off the first time, he's stupid enough to call a friend and do it again. I wouldn't have been able to contain myself and that crowbar that you were talking about would have been getting some serious swinging action. He wouldn't have been able to take anything to the police after what he had done to your car, but on the other hand things could have gotten unbelievably bad.It sucks either way and i feel your pain man. good luck gettin this guy!
Old May 9, 2006 | 11:53 PM
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GOOD KILL! hee hee
Old May 10, 2006 | 01:01 AM
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That sucks hard dude.

I had to run a chick down at a stop light after I watched her back into my fairly stock FB, and I was furious. Can't even imagine what you were feeling.

Good luck with the settlement, and fix if up. Chaste white is my dream color, so I don't want to see one not fixed right and looking sweet.
Old May 11, 2006 | 02:56 AM
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Cool

Greetings from SolaraGuy.org... You're a legend, bro! I'd never be able to pull that off (200HP V6 stock FF :-( , 'nuff said)! Let us know about a part 3 where the guy is spending a sweet, romantic night with a big, burly guy named Otis at the Silver Bar Hotel! Glad to hear you nabbed him and good luck!

http://www.solaraguy.org/viewtopic.php?p=268785



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