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Old Oct 13, 2010 | 02:43 AM
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Drunk guy walking by my car on the sidewalk, my idle is lopey.....

"Uh huh! Whatever Fiero!"
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Old Oct 18, 2010 | 04:55 PM
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I went to pepboys and told them i had an rx7 they said "thats a rotary v6 right" i tried not to laugh walked away and never took my car there ever again
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Old Oct 18, 2010 | 05:02 PM
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went into napa about a week ago to try and find an adapter to put my temp gauge on and the guy said oh yeah? "i had the 4cylinder one, with the turbo charger. went like hell!"

i mentioned i had a parts car and he sounded interested. sounds like an easy way to make some $$$$!!!
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Old Oct 18, 2010 | 05:06 PM
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I was visiting a friend in Idaho and we were at a hang out at her place... played a drinking game, and "categories" came up... "engine bay components"

When I said "rotor" everyone started like "WAIT WAIT WAIT NO! WRONG!" and then I tried to tell them about the rotary engine and I was like "no no, rotary just means a different type of combustion engine"....

"...yes, one without pistons though."

I thought it was funny at least. lol

Especially since we had already been drinking for an hour. ha
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Old Oct 18, 2010 | 05:30 PM
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The wife and I:

She's in the passenger seat, I'm pumping gas. Big *** truck pulls up with a mom and her son (maybe 12yo).

He looks at my car and says "Whoa, a gxl, a nissan gxl". I looked at him and said "what did you say?" he said "a nissan right?" I said "no, a mazda, rx7, it's even better".
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Old Oct 18, 2010 | 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by sonenki
I went to pepboys and told them i had an rx7 they said "thats a rotary v6 right" i tried not to laugh walked away and never took my car there ever again
Parts guys are idiots. A guy an autozonoe that always seemed decently knowledgeable all the previous times I've been there, seen my car and stated he had one. Said it was a hardtop turbo, but all stock, and the stock intercooler was behind the firewall. Then asked me if my hood scop was active(after he just claimed he had a stock turbo one). Said he bought it new(dudes like 30 yrs old) and told how he drives it all the time but had no answer when I asked why he doesn't drive it to work. I hate ignorant fucktards...
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Old Oct 19, 2010 | 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by nate91242
Parts guys are idiots. A guy an autozonoe that always seemed decently knowledgeable all the previous times I've been there, seen my car and stated he had one. Said it was a hardtop turbo, but all stock, and the stock intercooler was behind the firewall. Then asked me if my hood scop was active(after he just claimed he had a stock turbo one). Said he bought it new(dudes like 30 yrs old) and told how he drives it all the time but had no answer when I asked why he doesn't drive it to work. I hate ignorant fucktards...
It makes me wonder why they feel like they gotta lie about **** like that...

Unless you're obviously clueless about what car you have, what is on it, and how it works... they should not be THAT dumb.
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Old Oct 19, 2010 | 10:02 AM
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a few of my wifes friends started calling me McFly cause they all think the 7 in my garage looks like a delorean.
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Old Oct 23, 2010 | 03:09 AM
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Bit of a long story:

A couple of summers back I was driving my 90 N/A around town at about 1 AM. I was driving down a sketchy back road when I came across of bunch of idiots partying it up in the middle of the street. I slowed down as I approached, and no one moved. Then a few guys started walking towards my car, yelling at me to "get out now". Needless to say, I put it in reverse, spun it around, and spun it in first gear, shifted at 8k, took off in second, shifted at 8k again.

My car had a corksport exhaust that liked to pop flames and make a very loud "pop" noise when shifting over around 6k.

So i just drove home, on the way I called the police non-emergency number to let them know that there was a party going on that was blocking the street, being the good citizen that I am haha.

Fast forward to three hours later at 4 am, I wake up to my mom shaking me awake going "there's a cop at the door saying he wants to talk to you! what did you do???!!!???"

So I go to the front door, and I'm standing there in just my boxers barely awake talking to a cop

cop: are you the one who reported the party on Bole Ave at 1 am?
me: yeah, that was me
cop: ok, well i'm wondering if you heard any gunfire around that time
me: nope, definitely didn't hear any guns
cop: hmmm, well we had reports of loud gun-like noises around the same time that you reported the party, and in the same area
me: ohhhhhhhhhh. that was probably my car (point to it parked out on the street)
cop: your car??? what do you mean
me: weeellll, it's kinda loud
cop: ah, i see. well thank you for your time. I'll let you go back to sleep now


Was quite the interesting experience haha
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Old Oct 23, 2010 | 11:44 AM
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ha, priceless!!! all I ever seem to get is the usual " how many cylinders does it have?" or ,"I think you're timings out, it keeps missing" maybe i should let them find my timing belt, hehe!
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Old Oct 25, 2010 | 03:16 PM
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Last time I met another RX7 guy:

Him (walks up behind car): Nice RX7, yours?
Me: Yessir.
Him (walks up to engine bay): Oh. (walks away).

I thought it was funny...
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Old Oct 25, 2010 | 03:35 PM
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Really?

Damn, I mean, I like rotaries, but ur engine bay is definitely worth some close inspection... and possible humping.
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Old Oct 25, 2010 | 03:40 PM
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He was probably overwhelmed .
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Old Oct 25, 2010 | 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 20Bforme
a few of my wifes friends started calling me McFly cause they all think the 7 in my garage looks like a delorean.
Hehe, I actually have a DeLorean in my garage sitting waiting for reassembly
The guys at work are making fun of me and the flux capacitor all the time.

But since I got my RX7 they are talking about the Wankel engine and how our parking house
smells like gas when I roll up.

Lol I remember the poor guy behind me in his MX5 when we were waiting at the security gate
(i work at an airport) to get in.
My 13B had the old plugs and is running rich ...

"Man, your car smells like gas its unbelievable ..." funny

One thing I love too is my rear washer nozzle, PO set it that it sprays in the air and
not at the window.
So when I got some people stop too close to my tail, they will get antifreeze for free

Steven

Pic shows my garage with the delorean subframe, my second project beside my RX7
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Old Oct 25, 2010 | 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by need RX7
He was probably overwhelmed .
Maybe, haha. More likely his opinion is so biased that absolutely nothing besides what he feels is awesome, is. It blows my mind how people can be so stubborn about everything. I feel life is so much more enjoyable when can you can appreciate awesomeness in everything. Especially digitalsolos ****** car. His setup almost convinced me to go ls1, in fact ****, I wish I would've, now I just have a non-running fc.... aaaaahhhh!!! ****** rotaries
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Old Oct 26, 2010 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by StevenL5975
Hehe, I actually have a DeLorean in my garage sitting waiting for reassembly
The guys at work are making fun of me and the flux capacitor all the time.

But since I got my RX7 they are talking about the Wankel engine and how our parking house
smells like gas when I roll up.

Lol I remember the poor guy behind me in his MX5 when we were waiting at the security gate
(i work at an airport) to get in.
My 13B had the old plugs and is running rich ...

"Man, your car smells like gas its unbelievable ..." funny

One thing I love too is my rear washer nozzle, PO set it that it sprays in the air and
not at the window.
So when I got some people stop too close to my tail, they will get antifreeze for free

Steven

Pic shows my garage with the delorean subframe, my second project beside my RX7
sooo cool.!!
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 01:24 PM
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heres one for ya

I'm leaving the race track as they had a STI vs. Evo day so I felt the need for speed in my blood but being that I had my friend with me I wasn't gonna go crazy.
A 90s maxima is tail gateing me real hard "wtf" so I brake check him, he slows down. We get to the light side by side, he revs his motor (with no cat in it by the way it sounded) and pointed straight ahead, I said "highway only and I'm going right". So he trys to burn out gets grip and crosses the line almost hitting a car.

Then a honda civic does the exact same thing as the maxima on the street I made a turn on, lucky I had a passenger in the car or I would have stomped them. Sheez New Jersey ricers, its pathetic
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 02:13 PM
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must be a jersey thing...
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 02:53 PM
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my buddy was following me to the race track over the summer. he had to follow me because my car wasnt technically legal.. anyway. when we got there he asked about my fuel economy and then stated that he is sure he got 10mpg better just by following me since his car was sucking in all my exhaust fumes.
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Old Oct 28, 2010 | 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by chwkrx7
Bit of a long story:

A couple of summers back I was driving my 90 N/A around town at about 1 AM. I was driving down a sketchy back road when I came across of bunch of idiots partying it up in the middle of the street. I slowed down as I approached, and no one moved. Then a few guys started walking towards my car, yelling at me to "get out now". Needless to say, I put it in reverse, spun it around, and spun it in first gear, shifted at 8k, took off in second, shifted at 8k again.

My car had a corksport exhaust that liked to pop flames and make a very loud "pop" noise when shifting over around 6k.

So i just drove home, on the way I called the police non-emergency number to let them know that there was a party going on that was blocking the street, being the good citizen that I am haha.

Fast forward to three hours later at 4 am, I wake up to my mom shaking me awake going "there's a cop at the door saying he wants to talk to you! what did you do???!!!???"

So I go to the front door, and I'm standing there in just my boxers barely awake talking to a cop

cop: are you the one who reported the party on Bole Ave at 1 am?
me: yeah, that was me
cop: ok, well i'm wondering if you heard any gunfire around that time
me: nope, definitely didn't hear any guns
cop: hmmm, well we had reports of loud gun-like noises around the same time that you reported the party, and in the same area
me: ohhhhhhhhhh. that was probably my car (point to it parked out on the street)
cop: your car??? what do you mean
me: weeellll, it's kinda loud
cop: ah, i see. well thank you for your time. I'll let you go back to sleep now


Was quite the interesting experience haha
Thats got to be the best RX-7 story I've ever heard.
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Old Oct 29, 2010 | 12:52 AM
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Some guy walks up to me while im working on my rx7 at my dads shop and he says "how many pistons that thing got, it looks weird." i say none its a rotary he says while shaking his head "oh yeah" 5 minutes later same guy walks back "how many pistons did you say that has?" completely confused i reply none it uses 2 rotors! he says "what is that some kind of hybrid motor" so i gave up and said sure why not!

That same guy still comes back to my dads shop utterly confused as to how many pistons rx7s have lmao!
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Old Oct 29, 2010 | 11:10 AM
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Watch this YouTube video of me revving my car and spooling up the turbo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1MryAt1dw8

Now read the stupidity in the comments:
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servl...&v=H1MryAt1dw8
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Old Oct 29, 2010 | 11:43 AM
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just posted aaron, i got ur back!!
bunch of taardvarks lol
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Old Oct 29, 2010 | 11:53 AM
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^^ wow aaron, i started reading the posts then just couldnt take it any more. i think they are just hating at the lack of turbo setup knowledge they have. great motor man..
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Old Oct 29, 2010 | 06:57 PM
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I enjoyed this one:
did anyone else feel like sticking a finger in that turbo? or am i just nuts?
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