Stupid/Funny/Random things said about the FC
I saw a thread in the first gen section similar to this one and wanted to start one in the second gen section. Share stories about the funny/stupid/random etc. things that people have said about our cars. My friends and I always have stories for eachother about the ignorant/ stupid things people say about our modified cars and just cars in general, but the stories about rotaries and rx7s are the best. SO share your stories! Ill add a few experiences I have had here but Ill add more later if I remember any or encounter more idiotic comments after today. I try not to make fun but to educate. Anyway here ya go:
kid from school "yea i think i've heard of a rx7 before. its a sports car right? what kinda engine- a v6 or a v8?"
boss "wait your car is a '91! i thought it was like a 2000 or sumthin like that"
girl from school "yea i know what a rotary is! you told me before- it has no pistols!" (and she wants a RX-8 for her first car.....)
another kid from school "Only 1.3 liters! HAHAHAHA what a small piece of crap! Whats it got like 6hp!?" (of course he wants a mustang.....)
my favorite said by many including all of my friends "Holy **** thats loud as hell!"
and Im sure there will be more- everyone else add yours if u got any!
kid from school "yea i think i've heard of a rx7 before. its a sports car right? what kinda engine- a v6 or a v8?"
boss "wait your car is a '91! i thought it was like a 2000 or sumthin like that"
girl from school "yea i know what a rotary is! you told me before- it has no pistols!" (and she wants a RX-8 for her first car.....)
another kid from school "Only 1.3 liters! HAHAHAHA what a small piece of crap! Whats it got like 6hp!?" (of course he wants a mustang.....)
my favorite said by many including all of my friends "Holy **** thats loud as hell!"
and Im sure there will be more- everyone else add yours if u got any!
my fav is this escort ****** was impressed by my car
so started asking questions
whats it got? 4 clyinder, 6, 8, 5? 10?
no, none, then i just turned around and left. it was sweet
But I get holy ****, thats a loud ****** car a lot
so started asking questions
whats it got? 4 clyinder, 6, 8, 5? 10?
no, none, then i just turned around and left. it was sweet
But I get holy ****, thats a loud ****** car a lot
Ok, I'll bite.
In my 87 n/a tearing down 322 and playing around with a A4 1.8T Quattro, just having fun. Side by side the passenger of the A4 puts the window down:
"Uh, dude...there's flames coming out of your exhaust!"
My response:
"Yea, I know. It does that."
Smiled and went on our merry ways.
I'm sure there were other things. The obvious piston comments and etc.
In my 87 n/a tearing down 322 and playing around with a A4 1.8T Quattro, just having fun. Side by side the passenger of the A4 puts the window down:
"Uh, dude...there's flames coming out of your exhaust!"
My response:
"Yea, I know. It does that."
Smiled and went on our merry ways.
I'm sure there were other things. The obvious piston comments and etc.
i had a guy in a f-350 chase me down to tell me my car was on fire one time. i get fireballs on every shift and every time i let off and they are pretty big.
one kid told me that my car didnt sound right and i should pop the hood and see if the apex is still working cause they break alot..
one kid told me that my car didnt sound right and i should pop the hood and see if the apex is still working cause they break alot..
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the whole fwd at the emissions station is scary, have had it happen a few times, the last time the guy said that he knew it was and was only testing me. then he said he like how my v-6 sounded. ******* idiot.
When I started it once, someone said "That doesn't sound right, might want to get that looked at"
"Holy S***" and "WTF was that" are also common when I'm using the 2-step for fun (a.k.a. "backfire button")
One I'm sick of hearing is "Dude your car blew up, you can't say anything" (my car caught on fire last year) to which I reply "Yeah, I fixed it myself too, oh, then I built, installed, and tuned a standalone myself. What have you done again?"
"Holy S***" and "WTF was that" are also common when I'm using the 2-step for fun (a.k.a. "backfire button")
One I'm sick of hearing is "Dude your car blew up, you can't say anything" (my car caught on fire last year) to which I reply "Yeah, I fixed it myself too, oh, then I built, installed, and tuned a standalone myself. What have you done again?"
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My buddy's Son said to me.."either LET THOSE BEES OUT OF THE CAN,or get a GOOD exhaust!"..LOL!..now I got a Racing BEAT exhaust on..he says"I can hear ya before you even get here!"
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One of my friends always asks me to mow his lawn for him.
I also get the "is that a 4-cyl" etc questions sometimes too. And "don't those break a whole lot?" I'm disappointed, though, cause no one's commented on me premixing.
I also get the "is that a 4-cyl" etc questions sometimes too. And "don't those break a whole lot?" I'm disappointed, though, cause no one's commented on me premixing.
Background info: Saw a RX7 FB in a shop went to ask who the owner was since it looked like a nice FB (only saw the back side), i went into the garage and saw the mechanic/owner and this is the conversation roughly
Me: Heya, this your RX7
Him: Yeah its mine, got rid of the baloney slicer tho
Me: Baloney slicer?
Him: Yeah, gotta get a real engine, not some baloney slicer crap
Me: /rollseyes/ and walked away
Me: Heya, this your RX7
Him: Yeah its mine, got rid of the baloney slicer tho
Me: Baloney slicer?
Him: Yeah, gotta get a real engine, not some baloney slicer crap
Me: /rollseyes/ and walked away
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wow starscream, i dont know if i could not hit em with that comment. i get "thats loud" "WTF, 1.3 liter and you killed my (89) supra?" or "so you gotta v-6/8 right?" OR from the ladies "i dont know what a rotary is, but it sounds hot" <=== i was like !0_0!
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I got a lot of people that want me to explain it. I have a rotor decal on my back window, so I just point to it and say "it has those instead of pistons. They go around in circles around the crankshaft."





