that made me laugh so hard

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^^lmao!

 

So my buddy had an 86 SE and he pulls into this gas station/garage. This classic mechanic that knows everything about everything walks over and says "hey boy, I think you have a valve tick". My friend with a worried look opens his hood and says "Oh thank god. I thought I had pistons in there for a sec" then put the hood down and drove away.

 

hahahaha thats great!

 

I don't think I posted this one...

A couple weeks ago, I had to drive my dad to my grandparents' empty house, so he could take care of some stuff after my grandfather passed. So I'm sitting in my FC in the driveway waiting for him to come out. Keep in mind my 'beater' FC has large chunks of metal rusted away from the rockers, and primer spots all over the rear end to cover some bondo and stuff. So as I'm sitting there, these 7 or 8 year-old kids ride by on bikes and one of them yells to the others "Look at that car! It looks stupid!" I was like "" Just more inspiration to find an engine for the rust-less project car.

 

i was reving out at a store this dude ran up and was like "dont do that u can bend a valve" i told him there was none... guy said it wasnt even a car... he was drunk... ive gotten nice porshe... but in google earth is an old pic... the rear even of my 240 hatch back had me confused with the 7... i get all the weed wacker, lawn tiller, air compressor motor jokes.. the worst was they wanted my motor for a starter for a v8..ive gotten damn smells like a boat... a few guy and gas stationswere like sweet hell yea nice 7 and i love rotarys

 

one time i was at a gas station filling up the TII, and some ghetto looking guy pulls up and says "you got the greens man" I assumed he meant my car looked expensive (either that or asking for pot lol), but i only paid 1500 for it

 

hell yea a turboII for 1500 i woulda jumped that quick.. i paid 975 for my n/a shot brakes and crap seats.. broke speedo

 

Almost positive he wanted to buy some chronic... you never get asked that???

Maybe its cause I wear hemp? Was with my sister walking down waikiki beach and I got asked four times for weed! My sister was like, "What the hell! I've lived hear for 5 years and have never been asked once, and in twenty minutes of you bein here you've already been asked four times!!!" Guess I just give off that ora

 

Well at least we know you're not a stoner, most would know I think that it's spelled aura. :p haha

 

I was sellin weed when I bought my 7... 2 friends of mine rolled by my house expecting to see a 3rd gen..

1stguy is like look at wes's rx7...

2nd guy says rx7? That's an rx7?!

1st guy.. Ya its an 88...damn I guess wes wanst sellin that much...

I drove my friends fc.. And fell in love.. First stick I ever went side ways in ...I wanted one soo bad .. Then I found mine.. I accually found the guy who sold me mine on this forum!! We chilled saturday nite

 

Smooth.

 

friday night goofing around with buddies driving around and a grand prix pulled up lol my buddy in his sti asked jokingly who would win in a race and he said what does that have and points to my car and asks "a v6?" i said haha no and sped off then the same night a mercedes with like 9 kids in the back and and a kid leans out the window and yells nice rx7 man then a kid in the back yells yea those are inline 6 and i just smiled and drove off

fun night

 

Of course not... ....

 

Hey 1mzfe I laughed wen u qouted me and replyed smooth..lol

I don't smoke weed any more..can't afford a 7 and a drug habbit..

I move the 7 across the street wen I mow the yard.. I get into the 7 to move it back.. I park leave it on wen my dad and his new gf roll up...she was driving his car she rolls down the window and says.

"Is it ospose to sound like that"

I reply.. Yea..

She says " so like it always sounds like that..."

I reply... yea..

 

That just happened like an hour ago...

 

oh man the best thing i can think of is when i pull up to the rite aid racers and they are like oh man your car sounds like crap! (cars straight piped)then i question them asking what would make it sound better? just cut the muffler off and add a fart can? no responses from them.
or when i went to the gas station and before he pumps my gas i add 2 stroke oil to it and he informs me thats not what its for. i tell him its kinda like a 2 stroke. same concept. he wanted to see what made it a 2 stroke.
or this ones great. when the civic owners who have "the fastest cars around" are scared of a bone stock n/a

 

if i woulda have my 7 in new jersey where they pump u gas for .. dude cant even give rite change.. he prolly couldnt imagine a rotary.. neva saw a 7 for 2 weeks when i was up there in belleville... i had a lady at walmart straight pull her child to the other side of the road wen i was pullin out... i wasnt even going fast.. i was barely moving...

 

^Yea learn to spell, seriously.

 

Ya I'm Sorry I'm on a cell phone... its kind hard to type...

 

are you serious? you were in my town and never saw a 7? im always driving around my area

 

ya dude i was off washington ave by path mark.. and the auto zone... i saw a gang load of eg-6 (honda civic hatch backs) gang load of honda chillin at the autozone... the lady there almost blew up our volkswagen battery...i stopped her from putting on the opposite terminals

 

i had just gotten out of class and walked up to my car and notice a piece of paper under the wiper, and i was like crap a ticket??? but no just a piece of note book paper, then i thought damn someone hit me, looked around but luckily nothing so i was like then what the hell is this, i opened the note and this is what it said...

"You have a DOPE *** car whoever you are "

that made my day, ... i have also gotten, "Smells like burnt oil" and "damn your car is loud when you start it up"

i also enjoy making alarms go off when i pass by, and mine is complete stock,

i especially love the looks i get when im passing by, or the stupid lil f-in honda boys who speed up to show off...

ive seen idiots like that take off all quick at a light like they are racing me and 3 min later down the street they are pulled over by the cops with their exhaust hanging on the ground.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I gotta snag a pic of this gay honda rollin around down here in ocala fl... like if u get to close u think you smell pork fried rice..

Its blue.. But taking up the whole entire hood in orange has the honda H.. Orange rims complete rice... I'm almost positive it has an airplane wing... it was for sale.. I always thought it was a "whoride" verb.. Definition.. Who the F

 

EVERYTHING that I just quoted, I've done. haha