"why is that buzzer on all the time?"

 

Yea, that or "how do i turn off that annoying buzzer! and why is my coolant light on?"

 

nooooo not another PD vs Bango debate





























banjo bolt +1

 

Because I made the thread with specifically the FC in mind, not the RX-7 in general.

and heres another one:

Got into a "heated discussion" with my friends boss about how his old school Z project car is gonna be better than any P.O.S. RX-7 because rotaries need to be rebuilt or replaced every few thousand miles because they tend to just blow up. Ummmm yea right cool. Still got respect for the Z- respect for you has been lost. Best thing is Im 16 and the guy was like 40. And he got pretty mad too.........funny

 

kid in a honda-Your hood scoop isn't centered.
me-I know, that is where its supposed to be.
kid-why?
me-I'll show ya. (Pop the hood)
kid- Holy ****! this thing is sick!
me- basically its stock
kid- no way!

 

When you take people for rides they scream and beg you to shift.
Cops pull behind you and watch you try to push start your car, by yourself, in the middle of a busy street.
People cough uncontrollably after walking behind your car.
At night, you have to park a block away from your girlfriends house so you dont wake up her parents.
Ricers stare at you in amazement after you smoke them in your 800 dollar car (that is 2 shades of red and has 2 different rims)
People stare at your car and laugh as you drive by.

 

wow i cant count the number of times that ive had to do that one......

 

aaron has a good list

he's right about the banjo bolt, but that doesnt mean i'm going to take mine out anytime soon

 

I get...


...nice 944...I used to have one (wow...I get this one a lot)
...something is wrong with your car, it sounds like its leaking air (BOV sound I guess?)
...Sir, youre car is on fire (I know...I like it like that)
...you got a switch for those flames? (grrrrr....no, its not a kit to make flames)
...<people give thumbs up a lot to flames> (get that a lot by ricers)

 

"You know why I pulled you over?"
No sir
"You spun your tires back there."
Did I?, where?
"A few miles back when you turned under the highway."
I didnt hear my tires screech, you did?
"Don't try to BS my son. I have a 5.0, I know what it's like."

-at this point i knew what this was really about-

Okay sir, then I'll try to keep it on the track...

 

Im a total mix of both of those thank you very much, but I decided to take things slow and teach myself how to REALLY drive, video games and cartoons are one thing and real life is completely different


only if more kids understood that, sigh

 

-is that a porsche?

-when are you gonna get your car back?
(getting engine built, its been a few months)

-is that one of those Z cars?

-You like to rev that thing out, dont you?

-Sell that thing
(my mom when i lived at home)

 

My favorite was at the gas station one day.

I was putting in some premix before filling up. Some guy comes running over and says "whoa whoa, you dont put oil in there"
I burst out laughing and said "it's Ok man, I know what I'm doing"
Then he said " Obviously you don't "
I then had to explain to the guy why I was doing it. He left scratching his head.

LOL It was pretty funny.

 

One time I was leaving one of my old jobs at a gas station in the evening. My car doesn't like to run smooth when its cold so you have to pedal the throttle a bit until the engine warms up.
Anyways, there is this guy with an ae86 filling up at the pumps and spys me walking to my fc. I proceed to fire it up (loud annoying exhaust note) and after the idle stabilizes he asks if its supposed to run like that, with a confused look on his face.
"Yeah, it does that when its cold" I say.
He couldn't believe it. He then procceded to peel out in his 90whp corolla to show off lol

 

OMFG LOL, yea the 2 shades of "white" for me and the 2 different rims thing goes for my friend jed, yea that shiet is hilarious.

people dont stare and laugh at my car, i stare and laugh at there while passing them with smog and flames shooting out my pipes

 

maybe not cylinders (not cylindrical) but perhaps you could say it's a 6 banger (6 compression chambers) or a 2 rotor housing? hahaha

 

Well...this truck was riding my *** down the highway so i droppped gears and "blasted off" and i guess i shot something at his grill(flames) because he stomped on his brakes. a couple seconds later he approached me at the stop lights, rolls down his window and says " wtf is wrong with your car. get that thing fixed"



question...where can i buy that shirt that was posted on page 5 or 6?

 

I also get, "Those get great gas mileage, don't they?" a lot when I say it's a rotary.


One time when I took it in for an e-test the kid walked over to the engine bay with the connector that hooks onto a spark plug wire to give their computer the rpm. He was hovering there, looking back and forth (kinda like a dog that sees a porcupine for the 2nd time, ) went to hook it onto a vacuum hose, stopped, looked around some more, then turned to me and said, "Does this car have spark plugs?"

 

Polakgraphics.com I love mine that I got for Christmas.

 

I drove around this girl at times and she would always call my car a spaceship because of it's acceleration, top speed, and looks. Before I turned the key, i'd always hear "3...2.....1.....ignition....houston...we have liftoff"

 

haha. "spaceship" i love that whole blasting off thing. only if i had the turbo...

 

I was at my girlfriends work and her boss saw me pull up. He comes intot he office and says:

Him: That an RX7?
Me: Yeah.
Him: Rotary right? Doesnt sound stock.
Me: yea, its a rotary, and its got a bridgeport.
Him: Cool. I have always wanted one of those. they make tons of torque.
Me: Uh... yeah. Tons.


BC

 

"You need a more reliable car" - my mom

+1 I just got mine too.

 

when i bought mine, the guy sellin it to me was tellin me how its a "special rotary 4cylinder, but its equal to a regular v6, and even though its heavy as hell its got 300hp stock and could beat anything on the road" then told me it had the same motor as his 91 300 zx, wtf rx7 was he talkin about????? thank god i knew all about it when i bought it and knew he was jus a dumbass, when we left, my brother who didnt know **** about cars was even like "wtf is he talkin about?"