let me tell you guys about my friend Tommys luck. Keep in mind, this is all in about 2 weeks...
---files taxes and winds up owing federal xxx dollars
---car had 2 problems that cost 1100 bucks to fix
---picked up car from shop, screwed up again that night,
took back to shop
---picked up AGAIN and it screwed up that same night
AGAIN! took it back to the shop
---now that same car requires a new engine
---went to dinner order cheesesticks and a steak cooked
rare, ordered a beer to drink. beer was luke warm,
steak was well done and there was no cheese in
the cheese sticks!
---went to the movies, 20 minutes into, just when the
plot was developing, the film ACTUALLY caught on
fire and melted!
---left the theatre and got into his truck (that he has
borrowed since his car broke down) let his dog out
of his cargo cage. turns out the dog had peed in the
cage and had been standing in it, now tommy and
his girlfriend both have little rat terrier feet sized
**** stains on their pants
---His dad's truck (which he borrowed) started spitting
oil from somewhere
---ordered food from Milos and he had cigarette ashes
in his fries when we opened the bag!
---woke up at my condo, looked out the window and
saw that his truck has rolled down the hill into
another car ( i was a little scared to go into the
living room and wake him up for that one)
---went to my moms to pull the engine in my rx7, every
time he touched the drop light the bulb would blow,
literally
---cut his finger in my engine and it bled for 2 days
---on the way home from my moms, his truck broke
down on the interstate in the middle of the night
---today, he was driving my Camry down the interstate
to meet with the mortgage people and blew my car
up too!!

I ask you, does it get any worse??

 

Wow...I dont think I would leave the house for a week...Man, makes my problems look petty..

 

hmmm, that's some dam bad luck, I was once pulled over by 4 cops to tell me my inspection sticker was out of date...

 

Tell him to stay away from me!

 

Wow. Now THAT'S some luck. Sounds like Murphy loves him. Just keep him away from my FC, okay?

 

uhh...why did you let him drive your car? Lol.

 

Man that really sucks, could it get any worse? Once I cut my mouth on a piece of glass that was in my one of my friggin' pancakes and IHOP, they payed the medical bill plus 500 bucks

 

LOL I knew that question was coming, I figured, "surely he cant **** up 3 cars this week..." I guess he showed me.

 

DAMN, i see that my luck has finaly passed on elsewhere! sweet jesus lock that kid up for a while. haha j/p. Tell him to look on the bright side of things, wait, with his luck he'll walk around to the "bright" side and it will be darker than the side he came from.... damnat!

 

Damn. Sucks to be him.

 

i find it hard to belive, i would have bought a case of beast ice and got drunk as ****....not leaving untill my hangover was gone...from there i would have called a taxi and been brought the nearest nudy bar and see how far 25 bucks would cost, no lap dances....that would have cheered me up and made me forget about all the problems

 

that will solve all problems

 

Those are spices... adds zest to food...

 

i feel you on that one im having my own bad luck streak.

-clutch slave cylinder on my car went bad today fluid was running in a constant stream from the bellhousing
-couldn't reach my brother about 5 mins where i was sitting at
-couldn't reach my dad works at the ford plant
-my mom had her cell phone off
-4 of my good friends that should have been home or had there cell phones didn't answer
-the girl i was supposed to met didn't answer her phone cause she was in the shower
- it would hav been like a 2 hour walk in 27 degree F weather, ended up waiting 2 hours anyways
-someone stole 100 dollars outta my wallet a couple days ago
- the Air force told me that it maybe september before i go for all my training ( there system went down so there changing to a new one ) i was planning on going at the end of may ( that why i have april 2003 in my sig)
-a guy that taught me a crap lot about computers died 2 weeks ago and no one told me till 2 days ago

 

poor guy

 

You and Tommy should start a club!