Everything that I thought, just never realized it was fact, has been proven last night. I went for a parts run at work and I had to drive right past the only gay club that I know of. 2 Cars were parked in the lot, a newer style Mustang and a PT Cruiser. It was then that everything made sense...it just all made sense.
This is by no means slander against gays, just an observation. Please noone take offense, unless you drive a mustang or a PT cruiser.

 

Hey now, my in-laws own a PT cruiser...

But yep your right... anyone driving one is either a girl, gay, or over 60...

 

Don't forget the new Mustangs Icemark...well, unless it's a Cobra.

 

Ah yes mustangs...

Don't know anyone that still drives a newer mustang... maybe because I don't know any "out of the closets".

But I did own a 95 5.0 Mustang 'vert for about six months... a couple of years back...and a 65 mustang back in the earliy 80s before I knew better...

...OH NO maybe I have latent tendencies that I don't know about....

 

Went to a 7 meet this weekend and in the parking lot a friend showed up from the dealership with a new PT Turbo. 215hp(?) 2.4l engine and an itty-bitty turbo wedged in against the firewall—no IC.

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PT cruiser? That's just a neon with a body kit.

Yeah, you gotta be pretty to dribe one.

 

Yeah that's pretty whack it's the neon chassis with a different body and a tad bit bigger engine. I thought i saw my dad test drive one the other day cuz our minivan died and i flipped him off and was like "why'd you drive that pos?" turns out it was tha pastor in town who looks like my dad. haha good thing i'm agnostic.

 

well guys, I saw it. a riced-out 97 mustang. white, 8-10 in. high wing. chrome 18's, dropped. it was truely a sad day. I mean, who rices out a domestic, and a crappy domestic at that?

 

There is this guy who drives around town in a riced out older model stang. He made it a convertable, as in no roof or sides. It was painted white with numerous "ribbons" of color running down the side. Come to think of it. It always has two guys in it. Can't wait to get my FD. Even bone stock would hurt this thang!!

 

One time a while back, when my brother still had his firebird, I was riding with him and we saw a 96-ish mustang. The killer about it was it was kind of an off-white with (get this) RAINBOW sparkly flake stuff on it (clear coat I'm guessing)... To top it off the guy driving the car looked like he wanted to be Fred Durst.

 

Everyone experiments in college....