sa22c[est. 1979]

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I think on one of the first few pages, someone mentioned their car being called a Ferrari. It was a few weeks ago, one of the warmest days of the winter (up in the high 50's) and I felt it was warm enough to put the top down. I pulled into my local Safeway to grab a few things, and a very attractive woman crossing the driveway yells "I love your Ferrari!" I was SO close to asking her if she wanted to ride in it!

Tyler [S5 FC]

Ur a *** for not! Lol

Liquidengineer

I went to the local auto parts store to pick up some oil for my 86 n/a. I noticed a pretty nice 240sx in the parking lot. Went to the back of the store to pick out my oil when I heard this conversation ... clerk #1: "hey joe how about that rx7 out there?", clerk #2: "I don't like Mazdas ... they lie!", clerk #1: "what do you mean?", clerk #2: "it says 1.3 litre, but with them rotors they're really a 2.6 litre." So by now I've got my oil and headed to the counter, clerk #2 asks me "can I help you?", I said "nope, just picking up oil for my lying Mazda." He turned several shades of red, but couldn't find the words to say nothing else. Oh as I walked out, I had to say over my shoulder "that's a nice Z out there."

Celestial-Fc

So today at school some kid bought a rx7 fc after seeing mine and came up to me and Was like hey take a look at my turbo fc I was oh? U got one? So I went to go look at it and it's a S5 vert N/A with a fake turbo ll decal on it and a N/A hood with no intercoolers and I was like this isn't a turbo ll. He popped the hood and I was like yeah this is a N/A engine then he said ****** idiot the turbo is inside of the engine and that S5 means turbo.... I just agreed and went on my way.

driftxsequence

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that's pretty sad...

I've had people tell me my engine can rev to 16 thousand RPMs with such a straight face and I cant do anything but agree because it is not worth the time to correct them.

Celestial-Fc

mhmmm. he also commented on my facebook just a bit ago telling me to learn about my car and that i got it just bc how it looks......

need RX7

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Have him join this site and come tell everyone about his car, then sit back and watch the fireworks.

Celestial-Fc

i did... hopefully he comes to this site... he can learn alot... but at the same time he got this car bc how it looked and his fake turbo ll engine.....

KKMpunkrock2011

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if he does, post a link.

TheAbsence

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Maybe his turbo destroyed itself and pieces of it really are inside the engine. I bet you all feel pretty stupid right now.

Celestial-Fc

...... Highly unlikely

rotorhead_izzy

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No he has an invisible turbo, like the invisible rapture... lol

JenniferMal

I often get, What is that thing? You wanna sell it?
my reply: Mazda RX7 not a chance!

TheAbsence

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You have a lot to learn about rotaries, my friend.

lunardeathgod

I have a turbo in my engine to

and also screen capture the facebook conversation!!

oinesra

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"1.3? I bet you get great gas mileage."

N3CR0SAG3

So I'm at the DMV getting my tags and there is a kid with his dad behind me and here is the convo they had.

Son: Woo! I past my driving test now I can't wait to get my car.
Dad: what kind of car do you want?
Son: either an Evo Or an Rx7 like the one outside. (revering to mine)
Dad: Son an Evo is really expensive, and rx7's break down all the time and isn't worth it
Son: ok then what car should I get?
Dad: how bout a nice Civic?
Son: really? I don't think so, let's ask this guy... (me)

Son: excuse me you look like your into cars, did you see that rx7 outside?
Me: yes
Son: ok would you rather have that, an Evo, or a civic?
Me: well if it were my choice I'd go with the 7
Son: see I told you dad
Dad: but they are always breaking down and overheating
Me: no sir I can tell you for a fact that if maintained properly and given a lil TLC there is nothing wrong with the 7.
Dad: Well what makes you such an expert?
Me: that rx7 out there in the parking lot is Mine
Dad: silent
Son: NO WAY! I don't believe it
Me: look I have the registration paper
Son: oh crap, I just got my liscence can I drive it?
Me: No sorry

It was a great day

tuscanidream

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ssonsk

I can't believe he asked that lmao

revox7

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im parting out my vert at the moment and some redneck sounding idiot just called me about the engine;

me: hello
redneck: hi im calling about your rx7 is the engine good?
me: yeah it was running without a problem
RN: ok good my valve guides are leaking oil into the cylinders and i think the headgasket blew cuz theres coolant in the oil, i just need the head off of yours
me: uhh you dont need to replace the head bro its a rotary
RN: no no no its not an airplane, its a mazda rx7
me: umm ok well in that case im asking 300 for the longblock i dont want to part the "head"
RN: ok and how much would you charge to help me replace the head and headgasket
me: ................... just remove the old engine and pop this one in
RN: ok, hey guy why would you think i had an old airplane? you have an airplane for sale
me: {takes a deep breathe and exhales}......your car has a rotary engine in it, ill explain when you come by
RN: ok bud ill stop by

turned out his engine was fine he didnt have an oilcap and water had gotten into his oil pan, i explained the engine and now he understands... I think

driftxsequence

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they only understand if you SHOW them how it works, and in my case half the people i show just go "and how many cylinders does it have?"

N3CROSAG3 - that is AWESOME. If it were me I would have said something as soon as he said they break down a lot.

brian_skotch

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So I was at a gas station in my moms audi and there was some guy who looked a little crazy buying beer with his equally crazy wife. They we're getting gas in an automatic base model fc. Anyways I went to talk to them and they told me they would sell it to me for $3,500 and that its really fast. Even after telling them about my fc, they tried to tell me this n/a 4 lug would go 160mph. Haha I laughed at the price and how fast they thought it was!

lim_fc3c

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I made a honda kid feel bad the other day while at the pump.
He goes in to prepay and i pull up to the other side of the same pump. I just swipe my card and start filling. I noticed a slid on fart muffler and maybe lowering springs, it was a LS model Integra.

Teg: Nice Vert.
Me: Thanks
Teg: Ive always wanted one of those but i settled for this. (pointing with his shoe while looking down in disappointment.)
Me: You can't go wrong with a Acura or Honda, you just have to get over that everyone has one.
Teg: True... Are the hard to find?
Me: Verts?
Teg: no just that body style
Me: Look in craigslist and there is another vert that needs some help about 5miles north.

I think i converted the kid but made him feel like an basic ricer kid for owning a honda.

youngfc

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wow i really feel bad for that 7.hope he sells it to someone who can take care of it.

N3CR0SAG3

Yea I was thinking about saying something but I wanted to see where the convo was going lol