LOL

 

If they made a perfume that smelt like rotary i would wear it.

 

a employee at auto zone ask me why my car kept going brap brap brap, and asked me if one of my cylinders was effed up.. and i answered yea i think all 16 cylinders are scratching including my valves.. and he jumped and screamed wtf!! how do u have 16 cylinders? and i said they are all smaller than lawn mower engine pistons thats y.. and he was dam thats badass lol.. i said yea my motor is called a 13B Rotary engine cuz we only use 13 pistons and have 3 extra for performance hahahaha.. he stayed quite.. now everytime i go to auto zone he ask me if i fixed my motor and i reply yes i rebuilt it.. hahaha dummass

 

 

hey bloodlust i saw your sig and i also came up with a slogan for rotary people....

think outside the piston. haha idk if someone already has that or not but it sound good to me.

 

when life has its ups and downs, make it go round and round

 

piston owners say blah,blah,blah............. rotary owners say brap, brap, brap!!

 

this one was pretty funny!

 

I'm actually surprised at how many people in my area know about the RX-7. I get lots of "Is that an RX-7? Cool!" or "That sounds nice..." from passerby. I get revved at a lot by Honduh-boiz, however.

When I got my car inspected on Monday, one of the mechanics told me he used to own an '88 'vert, while another mechanic at the shop mentioned his son used to own a '90 or '91 TII. One guy at work used to own an '84 and his cousin used to have an '86.

My pick-'em-up truck and musclecar driving friends don't know what to make of it, however. They think I'm insane because I bought a "tiny" '80s sports car with a missing interior, no air bags, and a "beer keg" for an engine that I plan to race through a bunch of cones. I had to explain that beer keg contains two "magic spinning triangles" that make my car go, and even when I show them the howitworks.com rotary page, they just shake their heads.

OT question for guys who add 2-stroke premix to their gas: How much do you add at each fill-up? Car's a stock N/A S4, if that makes a difference.

 

Haha I rolled up at school a few weeks ago and The first thing that was said to me was.

Is that a Turbo? (Im running a n/a)

and the 2nd thing was "What is that a Acura or honda or something"

I was So mad

 

Why, thank you.

 

Just got a new roommate, and he really doesn't know anything about cars. I remember takin him out for a spin on a rainy day, and we were ****** around. The whole time I was sliding, he was screaming like a little girl, yelling that I was going to crash into everything in his sight. It was pretty funny, but when we got back to the house he said, "Man, your car is sweet. It looks awesome and is fast...... but..... it sounds like ****! Is there something wrong with it. It smells like gas and sounds horrible, that can't be right.... can it?"

I just gave him the whatever look and walked in the house.

 

Heh, a friend and I were just having that conversation. Turns out that I think we're going to manufacture it. True, it won't be a hot seller, but at least I know we'll have one customer...

 

When i used to daily my t2 gutted cat, I was pretty much wearing rotary perfume... I would go to drive through yoshinoya and as soon as the girl opens the window, she closes it and starts coughing and holding her nose LOL and the car behind me are rolling up their windows. #1 GroSS poluutterrrr muahhaa

 

I got this from a guy driving next to me then he said at the red light "hey bro your car has a real bad exhaust leak, its too loud, you should check it out", Im like no it doesn't and puts a WTF expression on its face lol. I had a straight pipe welded to the muffler.

 

Manufacture it? I'm baffled as to how your going to do this...

Gasoline in a spray bottle?

 

i have people flag me down to ask me about my car. then thay are like did u put in an ls1 or something cuz that thing is a beast. Then im just like nope just the stock engine with a k&n filter and a gutted cat. Then they say pop the hood. And from there it is just a string of questions

 

I'm always like: "Yeah, especialy the big hole in the end..."

Riz.

 

haha good luck trying! All i gotta do it sit in my car for about 10 minutes running or not and ill come out smelling like it. People at work are always asking me why i smell like gas. lol.

 

 

him: "is your car good on gas?"

me: " its ok"

him: "well its still a v6 so its better than most cars"

 

 

I sure noboby is going read thins by now but here it is. living in st louis at the time pulled out after eating with a freind and pulled up next to a honda ( I think myabe cound have been sort of fast or maybe just a body kit). I kind of slide to the light I hear nice stop from the driver, freind in passanger seat says to him oh really let see how your go is. light green next light red come to the stop here is the best part.

" thats not far you have a rotary" and maybe a small amount of tears

 

lmao!!!! good stuff

 

It won't smell like gas, it will smell like rotary.

I kind of accidentally discovered how to remove the rotary smell from cloths and transfer it to the removal fluid.