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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 10:03 AM
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 10:04 AM
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 10:29 AM
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that academy is bullshit, i could do that with my eyes closed, and yes im sure, i survived marine corps boot camp when they still beat you, not that bullshit that they have now
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:16 PM
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Out of 200 applicants, only about 5 or so get a job.

Fu,

Give I heard you're LAPD, I can believe that. The bottom "5 or so" can still get jobs with Chino Police.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:21 PM
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Is CHP any different?
Or should I just sign up for classes now...

CHP does not require any kind of college degree, but it can't hurt.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:24 PM
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Another classic cop joke from the dipshits...


You have to weigh 250lbs and have double chins.
damn fumanchu you must be really mad. it was just a joke
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:27 PM
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that academy is bullshit, i could do that with my eyes closed, and yes im sure, i survived marine corps boot camp when they still beat you, not that bullshit that they have now



I have no doubt that you could pass the physical portion of the academy with your background. But being that you are a meathead, the education part would probably come a little tuff. That is what weeds out a majority of the people anyway.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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Fu,

Give I heard you're LAPD, I can believe that. The bottom "5 or so" can still get jobs with Chino Police.

I am not LAPD. They have too many problems and not enough officers.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:43 PM
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Here is Fumanchu getting a beatdown for being a douchebag to all his classmates during training
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:46 PM
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My cop cousin told me CHP's are AAA with a gun.......!
That is a lie. A lot of cops can't shoot for ****. Some people like Fumanchu get assigned to a desk job when they can't pass the monthly shooting test. So now his job is to lick the envelopes the courthouse mails to you when you get a ticket.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 03:02 PM
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hey fu, i do have a bachelors, in information systems security. so i could do both. fyi.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaxon
That is a lie. A lot of cops can't shoot for ****. Some people like Fumanchu get assigned to a desk job when they can't pass the monthly shooting test. So now his job is to lick the envelopes the courthouse mails to you when you get a ticket.



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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 03:38 PM
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grabs popcorn.....waits for fumanchu....
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 03:58 PM
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That is a lie. A lot of cops can't shoot for ****. Some people like Fumanchu get assigned to a desk job when they can't pass the monthly shooting test. So now his job is to lick the envelopes the courthouse mails to you when you get a ticket.

Yup thats right. I am sitting at a desk right now as I type this. I am off duty though.



Nice try Jaxon. Your lame attempt at being the funny failed you.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 03:59 PM
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let me get some of that popcorn while i wait jone,
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:00 PM
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Here is Fumanchu getting a beatdown for being a douchebag to all his classmates during training

I am not sure what SD is teaching the cadets there but that is tactically all wrong. Why would you stand so close that the suspect could sweep your legs.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:01 PM
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What did you do to pass...? Answer 2+2 questions and learn how to write on a note pad for future ticket writing skills...? Being a cop/CHP is cake for anyone who doesn't have a criminal record... What education do you need...?


Originally Posted by Fumanchu


I have no doubt that you could pass the physical portion of the academy with your background. But being that you are a meathead, the education part would probably come a little tuff. That is what weeds out a majority of the people anyway.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:05 PM
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It's not like we have to write pages upon pages of reports so the shady public defenders don't win off technicalities.

Not to mention having the understand the penal/vehicle codes so we can make justified arrests.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:13 PM
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No Wonder My Ticket In The Mail Smelled Like Rotten LECHON...!


Originally Posted by Jaxon
That is a lie. A lot of cops can't shoot for ****. Some people like Fumanchu get assigned to a desk job when they can't pass the monthly shooting test. So now his job is to lick the envelopes the courthouse mails to you when you get a ticket.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:16 PM
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Keep the pig, weight, bacon, loser jokes coming. I need some new ones to laugh over with my buddies.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:20 PM
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Can someone tell me the story about the daddy cow and his sonny cow who wanted to get laid.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:24 PM
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Ima stop for now... I gotta back to work and save lives...!


Originally Posted by Fumanchu
Keep the pig, weight, bacon, loser jokes coming. I need some new ones to laugh over with my buddies.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:28 PM
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Oh wait a minute... you are talking **** and are a nurse?


Yea, thats a hard job to get. It must be if every non-english speaking asian can get one. Not to mention you obviously have the time to post ***** at work. I am lucky if I end my shift on time because I am writing reports.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:28 PM
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hey fu, what highway u patrol?
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:30 PM
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The ones in So Cal.
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