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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:27 AM
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I am going to have some fun at the next RX7 meet...

http://www.chp.ca.gov/prog/cheaters.cgi



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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:31 AM
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thats so cool.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:35 AM
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Snitch hotline?
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:38 AM
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go get 'em!

cheaters!
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:38 AM
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:39 AM
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Why do people care about what other people do? To much time on there hands.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:41 AM
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Hmmm... that's an easy one. Maybe because that is my job dumbass.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:47 AM
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Wow you sound intelligent. Was is hard to get that job?
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:55 AM
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Actually yes; A college degree, 6 month background process, and a 6 month militaristic academy.


Out of 200 applicants, only about 5 or so get a job.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:55 AM
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Wow you sound intelligent. Was is hard to get that job?


You have to watch Colors, Blood In-Blood Out and Boulevard Nights for 5 days in a row. Thats how you get a rookie badge.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:56 AM
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And win a donut eating contest.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:57 AM
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Or how about this one...


You have to have been a loser in high school and had no friends.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 01:58 AM
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Another classic cop joke from the dipshits...


You have to weigh 250lbs and have double chins.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:00 AM
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so 50 more lbs and i can be a cop?
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:00 AM
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As long as you fall under all the above criteria.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 02:41 AM
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D: there goes my bright idea....woo! Lets all join the air force and register our cars in Texas
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 03:14 AM
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how about you gotta have a mustash to be a cop
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 03:22 AM
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how about you gotta have a mustash to be a cop

Dammit, I forgot that one. Good catch.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 03:27 AM
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does it count if i use my pinas plates...?
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 03:55 AM
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Dammit, I forgot that one. Good catch.
i think you guys all forgot personality traits of cops

1.) drive like an *******
i.e. turn on their siren and run red lights for no reason, speed excessively to no where (maybe krispy kreme just pumped out some fresh donuts), slow down in the middle of the street

2.) likes to talk on their cell phone
i.e. will drive around the city talking on their cell phone, when they should be on patrol

3.) stop and gather, and park JDM style head/engine outward, when they drive by/see other police officers

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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 04:02 AM
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My cop cousin told me CHP's are AAA with a gun.......!
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by silentblu

3.) stop and gather, and park JDM style head/engine outward, when they drive by/see other police officers

whats wrong with with parking in reverse?? easier to leave.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 09:39 AM
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fuggen pigs, this thread should be made a sticky, lots of good info here!!

to protect and to serve should be changed , it should read, to collect(revanues) and to observe, LOL


is one plate shared between 5 cars bad? its a cali plate ive been pulled over at least 5 times and they havnt caught it yet!
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 09:42 AM
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In summary, use the badge to **** with everyone except for their relatives and friends.
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Old Jul 6, 2007 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Fumanchu
Actually yes; A college degree, 6 month background process, and a 6 month militaristic academy.


Out of 200 applicants, only about 5 or so get a job.
Is CHP any different?
Or should I just sign up for classes now...
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