cuban in heaven and hell
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cuban in heaven and hell
St Peter came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you."
We have some Cubans up here who are causing problems. My flute is missing, mojo sauce is all over their robes, they are making guayaberas from their robes, they have domino tables in the cafeteria, and they're wearing baseball caps instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Cuban coffee on the heaven's' stairs, and some of them are walking around with just one wing."
The Lord said, "Cubans are Cubans, Peter. Heaven is home to all my children."
"If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil".
The Devil answered the phone "Hello? Darn, hold on a minute".
The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Peter replied "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there".
The Devil said "Hold on again I need to check on something".
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said "I'm back. "Now, what was the question?"
Peter said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on". This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Peter, I can't talk right now. Those darn Cubans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning".
We have some Cubans up here who are causing problems. My flute is missing, mojo sauce is all over their robes, they are making guayaberas from their robes, they have domino tables in the cafeteria, and they're wearing baseball caps instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Cuban coffee on the heaven's' stairs, and some of them are walking around with just one wing."
The Lord said, "Cubans are Cubans, Peter. Heaven is home to all my children."
"If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil".
The Devil answered the phone "Hello? Darn, hold on a minute".
The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Peter replied "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there".
The Devil said "Hold on again I need to check on something".
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said "I'm back. "Now, what was the question?"
Peter said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on". This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Peter, I can't talk right now. Those darn Cubans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning".
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A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.
Peter, "I have a question that haunted me all of my days on earth.......Am I
a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?"
St. Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer." So the zebra went
off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra ask! ed, "Am I a white
horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
God simply replied "You are what you are."
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God
straighten out your query for you?"
The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.'"
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, that answers it, you are
a white horse with black stripes."
The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?"
"Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white stripes,
God would have said, "You is what you is."
Peter, "I have a question that haunted me all of my days on earth.......Am I
a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?"
St. Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer." So the zebra went
off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra ask! ed, "Am I a white
horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
God simply replied "You are what you are."
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God
straighten out your query for you?"
The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.'"
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, that answers it, you are
a white horse with black stripes."
The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?"
"Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white stripes,
God would have said, "You is what you is."
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Now with this one I couldnt stop laughing.... it was just too funny... its with a waterbed:
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This was on Adult Swim
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...546335&q=funny
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