The ultimate payback
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The ultimate payback
Im not sure if this would be the right area for this....but read and have fun....this had me rollin'. 
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>>This is a true storyabout a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
>>University. It wasin the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
>>it.
>>
>>It was a hugewedding with about 300 guests...
>>After the wedding atthe reception, the groom got up on stage with a
>>microphone to talkto the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
>>for coming, manyfrom long distances, to support them at their
>>wedding.
>>
>>He especially wantedto thank the bride's and his family and to thank
>>his newfather-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>>
>>As a token of hisdeep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
>>a special gift justfrom him. So taped, to the bottom of everyone's
>>chair, including thewedding party, was an envelope. He said this was
>>his gift toeveryone, and asked them to open their envelope.
>>
>>Inside each manilaenvelope was an 8x10 glossy of
>> his bride having sex with the best man.
>>
>>The groom had gottensuspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
>>private detective totail them.
>>
>>After just standingthere, just watching the guests' reactions for a
>>couple of minutes,he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
>>Then he turned tohis bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to
>>the dumbfounded crowdand said, "I'm outta here."
>>
>>He had the marriageannulled first thing in the morning. While most
>>people would havecanceled the wedding immediately after finding out
>>about the affair,this guy goes through with the charade, as if
>>nothing were wrong.His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
>>$32,000 for a 300guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
>>trashing the bride'sand best man's reputations in front of 300
>>friends and familymembers.
>>
>>This guy has b***sthe size of church bells.
>>
>>Do you think wemight get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
>>this:
>>
>>Elegant weddingreception
>> for 300 family members and friends.........$32,000. Wedding
>>photographscommemorating the occasion.....$3,000. Deluxe two week
>>honeymoonaccommodations in Maui....$8,500. The look on everyone's
>>face when they seethe 8x10 glossy of the bride having sex with the
>>bestman..........Priceless. There are some things money can't buy,
>>for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
You gotta love thisguy
>>This is a true storyabout a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
>>University. It wasin the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
>>it.
>>
>>It was a hugewedding with about 300 guests...
>>After the wedding atthe reception, the groom got up on stage with a
>>microphone to talkto the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
>>for coming, manyfrom long distances, to support them at their
>>wedding.
>>
>>He especially wantedto thank the bride's and his family and to thank
>>his newfather-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>>
>>As a token of hisdeep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
>>a special gift justfrom him. So taped, to the bottom of everyone's
>>chair, including thewedding party, was an envelope. He said this was
>>his gift toeveryone, and asked them to open their envelope.
>>
>>Inside each manilaenvelope was an 8x10 glossy of
>> his bride having sex with the best man.
>>
>>The groom had gottensuspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
>>private detective totail them.
>>
>>After just standingthere, just watching the guests' reactions for a
>>couple of minutes,he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
>>Then he turned tohis bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to
>>the dumbfounded crowdand said, "I'm outta here."
>>
>>He had the marriageannulled first thing in the morning. While most
>>people would havecanceled the wedding immediately after finding out
>>about the affair,this guy goes through with the charade, as if
>>nothing were wrong.His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
>>$32,000 for a 300guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
>>trashing the bride'sand best man's reputations in front of 300
>>friends and familymembers.
>>
>>This guy has b***sthe size of church bells.
>>
>>Do you think wemight get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
>>this:
>>
>>Elegant weddingreception
>> for 300 family members and friends.........$32,000. Wedding
>>photographscommemorating the occasion.....$3,000. Deluxe two week
>>honeymoonaccommodations in Maui....$8,500. The look on everyone's
>>face when they seethe 8x10 glossy of the bride having sex with the
>>bestman..........Priceless. There are some things money can't buy,
>>for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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