Double kill Modded S5 TII vs 2005+ Audi S4 v8
Double kill Modded S5 TII vs 2005+ Audi S4 v8
I'll call the first kill a traffic titty twister: Thrill like when your bunghole can turn **** into coal becaquse it gets so tight. This Audi started rallying all over my **** the other day so I let him have it. We bumped up to about 100 mph for about a 3 mile stretch and he couldnt hang with my daredevil skillz. I honestly wasnt even pushing the car weaving in and out, and after about 2 miles I could only see an ear to ear grin in my rearview with no Audi in sight.
Slowed back to 65....
The second race the same Audi bizatch was all up in my hizzy wanting a straight line rematch. First he threw the a double thumbs up to which I replied a double birdey with a joker grin, then he pointed forward while goosing the gas of his $45,000 'supreme' beast. He finally downshifted most likely to 4th (from 6th) and punched it before I could respond to his gesture. Still in 5th I scrambled to get her in forth (damn shifter bushings I thought) and was finally off like a shot after he had lined up his rear bumper with my front. Within no more than 2 seconds my wastegate cracked loud... as if the engine had an overrush of adrenolin right from the movie "Crank". Maybe he pussied out? I dont know. Nowhere to be found once again by the top of my 4th gear.
He almost had me.. Almost? He never had me, he never had his car.
My car: 89 TII with lots o mods including highflow bonez cat pushing 15psi... Probably about 320rwhp
Slowed back to 65....
The second race the same Audi bizatch was all up in my hizzy wanting a straight line rematch. First he threw the a double thumbs up to which I replied a double birdey with a joker grin, then he pointed forward while goosing the gas of his $45,000 'supreme' beast. He finally downshifted most likely to 4th (from 6th) and punched it before I could respond to his gesture. Still in 5th I scrambled to get her in forth (damn shifter bushings I thought) and was finally off like a shot after he had lined up his rear bumper with my front. Within no more than 2 seconds my wastegate cracked loud... as if the engine had an overrush of adrenolin right from the movie "Crank". Maybe he pussied out? I dont know. Nowhere to be found once again by the top of my 4th gear.
He almost had me.. Almost? He never had me, he never had his car.
My car: 89 TII with lots o mods including highflow bonez cat pushing 15psi... Probably about 320rwhp
I don't even know where to begin... But you're going to wind up killing yourself, or worse, someone else. Just cause someone's all up in your "hizzy" doesn't mean you should race through traffic.
Two thumbs down for you.
James
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^^It seems you may not know that it's from The Fast and the Furious....... Which would make your statement even more fitting.
Anyway, not to jump on the bandwagon but I have a hard time bellieving much of any "kill" actually took place. A traffic weave bumper to bumper drive is not really a race, and it doesn't really sound like you raced when you were side by side.
Maybe next time the bizatch is up in your hizzy you can throw up your dubs and talk about a real race while sittin on your momma's front porch drinkin 40's and smokin a blunt??
Anyway, not to jump on the bandwagon but I have a hard time bellieving much of any "kill" actually took place. A traffic weave bumper to bumper drive is not really a race, and it doesn't really sound like you raced when you were side by side.
Maybe next time the bizatch is up in your hizzy you can throw up your dubs and talk about a real race while sittin on your momma's front porch drinkin 40's and smokin a blunt??
Excuse me for not being mister safety pants around these parts. You only live once and I'm not planning to die trying.
Also I'm not ghetto... Actually I'm pretty darn tootin about that.
Also I'm not ghetto... Actually I'm pretty darn tootin about that.
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