Double kill Modded S5 TII vs 2005+ Audi S4 v8
 

I'll call the first kill a traffic titty twister: Thrill like when your bunghole can turn shit into coal becaquse it gets so tight. This Audi started rallying all over my arse the other day so I let him have it. We bumped up to about 100 mph for about a 3 mile stretch and he couldnt hang with my daredevil skillz. I honestly wasnt even pushing the car weaving in and out, and after about 2 miles I could only see an ear to ear grin in my rearview with no Audi in sight.

Slowed back to 65....

The second race the same Audi bizatch was all up in my hizzy wanting a straight line rematch. First he threw the a double thumbs up to which I replied a double birdey with a joker grin, then he pointed forward while goosing the gas of his $45,000 'supreme' beast. He finally downshifted most likely to 4th (from 6th) and punched it before I could respond to his gesture. Still in 5th I scrambled to get her in forth (damn shifter bushings I thought) and was finally off like a shot after he had lined up his rear bumper with my front. Within no more than 2 seconds my wastegate cracked loud... as if the engine had an overrush of adrenolin right from the movie "Crank". Maybe he pussied out? I dont know. Nowhere to be found once again by the top of my 4th gear.

He almost had me.. Almost? He never had me, he never had his car.


My car: 89 TII with lots o mods including highflow bonez cat pushing 15psi... Probably about 320rwhp

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i know the feeling! it's a ruSH that's for sure!!

that AWD S4 is supposed to keep up with M3's! that's a nice kill...

-sigh-

I don't even know where to begin... But you're going to wind up killing yourself, or worse, someone else. Just cause someone's all up in your "hizzy" doesn't mean you should race through traffic.

Two thumbs down for you.

James

this thread fails, your car fails, you fail, kill yourself and stop wasting my oxygen. that is all.:icon_tdow

"he never had me, he never had his car" thats the cheesiest shit i have EVER heard. seriously. i hung out with kids in high school into drifting. this tops everything.

^^It seems you may not know that it's from The Fast and the Furious....... Which would make your statement even more fitting.

Anyway, not to jump on the bandwagon but I have a hard time bellieving much of any "kill" actually took place. A traffic weave bumper to bumper drive is not really a race, and it doesn't really sound like you raced when you were side by side.

Maybe next time the bizatch is up in your hizzy you can throw up your dubs and talk about a real race while sittin on your momma's front porch drinkin 40's and smokin a blunt??

Bwahahhahhahha!!!

Serious? Thats so on point. I hope this kid blows his motor and buys a honda

I don't think he's a kid.... It says he's 27....

^^^^ Oh nevermind then I take it all back he's really cool.

damn jdm f&f stylez

j-dogg since when u are interested in rx7 ??

Excuse me for not being mister safety pants around these parts. You only live once and I'm not planning to die trying.

Also I'm not ghetto... Actually I'm pretty darn tootin about that.

you think you have 320whp, and you list a high flow bonez cat and 15 psi like its a major mod...? try again

Why would he push his luck to keep up with a crazy person weaving through traffic when his car is worth 20x more then yours?

The perfect response goes to... CasperIV!!

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YOU ARE GAY SAABGUY

U meant SAABGAY!

you only live once!?.....so do the other people on the road that may not care to throw their life away in a flaming car crash. Think before you do stupid shit moron.