Ok so this will be short and sweet.

As many of you know tonight was a lunar eclipse. Not only was it a lunar eclipse, but it was the first lunar eclipse to occur at the highest point in the elliptical since 419 AD.

Now as many people did My wife and I went outside and watched my moon disappear. Here is where genius comes in....

So our awesomely annoying neighbor comes out on her porch....and states

"I can't see nuthin...the clouds are in the way."


What got me though is there were no clouds....and she had literally been out there watching the moon disappear.

 

What a dumb bitch! ahahah Still funny as hell. to bad i didnt see it. I was under the hood of my Friends FC Trying to fix it!

 

That sucks. It was pretty cool.

My neighbor is tied with the yogurt lady from Uwajimaya now for retard of the week.

Yogurt lady....

*reaches in to refrigerator at store....removes yogurt turn to Husband and says

"Do you need to refrigerate this?"

Answer: Yes it's yogurt retard...

I really wanted to just say "No the store just likes using the power of these big fridges...."

 

I got stoned once and saw my neighbor vacuming his front yard. It was great. still trying to comprehend a reason to vacume the yard???

So is this retarded neighbor of yours cute? I like dumb chicks.

I don't watch news or anything. I had no clue we even had an eclipse. obviously I made if off probation.

 

Once I saw a woman in the grocery store looking at a package of Bisquits and gravy all in one kit thing, with a label that stated "With Chicken!" Obviously the gravy and chicken came in a can, but she said, won't the chicken go bad sitting in the box like that?

 

ok...