a-MAZE-ing C.L. find....
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you know what i want.. this.. http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/1013260741.html
it has a rotary engine in it.. .!
it has a rotary engine in it.. .!
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lol Great find Grae... I should show you this email I got of a great CL ad 
Ok here is the text of it... Be prepared to laugh!
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)
Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [?]Date:2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message.
I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to literally **** your pants when I drew my pistol after you "asked" for my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, as it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed six inches from your face with the hammer back, isn't it?
I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd crawled from under with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought a number of people gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, I kept all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had your phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.
So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you crawl back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. If there is a next time, rest assured, you will not have the opportunity.
If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry.
Peace!
- Alex
Ok here is the text of it... Be prepared to laugh!To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)
Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [?]Date:2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message.
I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to literally **** your pants when I drew my pistol after you "asked" for my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, as it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed six inches from your face with the hammer back, isn't it?
I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd crawled from under with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought a number of people gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, I kept all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had your phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.
So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you crawl back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. If there is a next time, rest assured, you will not have the opportunity.
If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry.
Peace!
- Alex
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