Merry x-mas every one and a happy near years.

Hopefully every one gets what they wanted for xmas and be safe every one.






from your friend with the tight pants from Los Angeles...

 

A woman was in a coma.
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> She had been in it for months.
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> Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
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> One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
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> They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
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> They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds,
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> maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'
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> The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
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> The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
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> After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
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> The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened?' they cried.
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> The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

 

LULZ

 

POST *****!!

STOP whoring yourself in other regions just to boost your post count!

 

Harro

 

WOW... that's super racist man... saying "Harro" in the far east region... tsk tsk

 

shaddop your the one doing that >_<

 

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wats with all the west coast doing in the far east??

 

invasion?

 

**** i forgot to bring lupe's present again! i'm fucked... (not literally)