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Merry chrismas everyone!!
A woman was in a coma.
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> She had been in it for months.
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> Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
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> One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
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> They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
>
> They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds,
>
> maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'
>
> The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
>
> The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
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> After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
>
> The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened?' they cried.
>
> The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
>
> She had been in it for months.
>
> Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
>
> One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
>
> They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
>
> They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds,
>
> maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'
>
> The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
>
> The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
>
> After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
>
> The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened?' they cried.
>
> The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
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