Forget it, I dont want proof

 

OK, you lost me there for a second.....

I thought that (Ace's *****) > (any other *****)......

But I'm man enough to admit that the above is not true. I know at least 3 other people that have bigger penises than me. One of them is (was) Holmes ......

 

But Holmes was ugly as hell... Well, at least he looked pretty stupid.
And guys, you do know that those who need to talk about the length of their manhood aren't really thought of as the most intelligent beings, right? Not to say that only retards would talk about that subject.
So, I'm not going to join that debate... But, hey, why can't I find an intresting hijack???

 

I just started that hijack, so you could get peace in mind Bart, no more racetalk.

Did I mention that I recently had a racing techniques course

 

And you found out there that your ***** was smaller than everybody elses???

 

Im just screwing around(No Pun Intended)

 

hahaha
Who isn't?

 

Indeed he was NOT a good-looking man, but I dont think most women cared anyway......

As for the length of my pipi, and the size of my brain, I have the comments of my women and the certificate from Mensa to speak volumes on my behalf

 

Ace "Just the facts Man".....

 

Mensa ehh what was your score??
I did an online test awhile back off their website and only managed 130 points.
A guy that I race r/c cars with got 155 or close to that and was offered to come take a real test, I guess im not smart enough.

Ace are you just good at the math and all the cubes and stuff or is it more like constructive thinking?

 

Kim, you'd need a week off from work to take a test: all our night shifts make us tired at the day (even if we might not feel it that much)
And I don't believe to much of those tests anyway. Even if I always score way above average on Belgian IQ tests Or maybe just because I do

 

yeah I know the night shifts are ******* up our brains and health, but fortunately so does the company that i work for
Once in awhile we can have a full health, physical and psycic check up

LOL im NOT looking forward to the psycic test

 

We have a health test every year (because of the safety rules), and I don't like those. They test my eyes, and I once was declared "soon to be in need of glasses", next year (and the year before aswell) I was having perfect vision... So I don't feel like those people are doing a good job.
Normally we also get "exams" every third year, about the rule book (like you'd do the theoretical part of the drivers license, only 100 times harder), and regular follow ups of the practical side. But because of lack of people that was postponed. It's now going again, but I won't have exams until 2006 at least...

 

Dont worry about maybe getting glasses, lots of really cool guys wear glasses.
Here is a few: Like Higgi and Me

Ace Rimmer

Not to forget Harry Potter


Hope this makes you feel better

 

I don't worry about wearing glasses that much. I worry about the fact that I first have excellent vision (not just good, but really very good), then have bad vision, and then the year aftervery good again. It makes me doubt the other judgements of these people too, you know.
And I think I'll go for Harry Potter if it's ever needed. My wife likes him, so I might score with those glasses

 

An eye test all depends on what time of the day youre taking it, if youre tired or even got the flu or a cold it can affect the outcome, thats why when i take an eye test,its usually in the morning and i drive my mountainbike there just to be all hyper and fresh prefereably during the winter periods which is where your body works 100% cycles, I know this sounds like im a health-psyco but im not I just like to keep updated on my vision which gets worse every time i take a test.
I was told last time that at some point in your life it gets better because the pupils starts to get harder or harden with age, which makes some changes to the surface

 

well, I cannot choose time or day... They let me sit in a room that has bad light, and smoking people and then after three hours suffering, they do the test...

 

I go to a specialized eyeguy he is from india which make him kindda hard to understand, but he has the coolest danish/indian accent allmost lik Apu from the Simpsons
Anyways Ill go to sleep now, gotta work tonight

 

Sleep well...

 

Well, first off my IQ is 156. Its not that high, but it did get me into MENSA, into the 2% of the world's population (based on IQ of course), and in the category "Genious" I took the test on a summer Saturday, with less than perfect conditions (40 degrees Celcius, no aircon, on a VERY uncomfortable desk). These things do affect your results....

I did take some "free" tests prior to actually going to MENSA and taking the real IQ test. I always maxed out the "free" tests, so there was no real point in doing them anymore. I thought "why not do the real thing and get it over with ?". The free tests are a pretty decent indication, but why not do the real deal and know for sure ?

As for what I'm good at, as you can understand I'm a very practical guy, since I'm also an IT Engineer. I excel at applied sciences (math, physics, chemistry, geometry, algebra etc), and all other sciences that have to do with these (electrics, electronics, astrology, biology etc etc). However, I'm also rather good at history, geology, geography, languages, and lots others.

I'm begining to feel like I'm writing an add for a "Dating Service"

Oh, and as for the eye thing: I have 10/10 (but not 20/20, its closer to 19/20). However, on my last eye test which was performed in the Oracle offices last year, I couldnt even get to 8/10 on my right eye. Of course, I had just gotten off the PC, because the test was performed in the middle of the day, and as you can understand I was NOT in perfect condition. I suppose that if I take another test now, I'll probably hit 10/10 again....

 

As for the eyes: I had 10 for one, and 9 for the other. And three years ago they wanted to give me glasses...
That's what I mean by: I don't trust those doctors too much

 

I need to wear glasses when flying.

 

You mean when you are flying as a passenger? Or when actually flying, yourself?

 

Probably the second.......

I always say that "this year I'm going to start taking flying lessons" (airplanes, not helicopters), and EVERY year I postpone it......

 

No no, I actually am a pilot. I fly sailplanes and paragliders.

Here is my on the yellow Swing paraglider (bought it new this season):





And this is me flying (about 2months ago, flying on the wave, climbing up to 3000m at about 8 o'clock in the evening, with the most beautiful sight I've seen - gliding home in the sunset - look at last pic):






Sweet eh ?
I took my lessons last year (for the sailplane) and am totaling at 73hours of solo flight until now. The glider I was in is an Elan DG 101G.

Cheers!