hummm i think i found someone older than you guys, my dad has an FD and he is 49 years old.

Max

 

Winner !

 

Yep, you win. Guess I am the second oldest.

Speaking of that "oldest profession," RX-7 drivers don't HAVE to avail themselves of such services because they don't need to! Any woman worth anything can see that these cars and their drivers are rare commodities.

 

I turn 45 in June.

Let's get some hookers and get drunk!

 

Age and math are a lot alike. There is something to be said about balance. 20+20=40, thus when you hit your 40th birthday it sould be in the company of 2 20 year olds. But, it's true, balance can lead to perversion, 48 divided by 3 = jail.

 

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So how come men in their 40s constantly turn their heads and drool when a 20 year old pair of legs walks by

That's easy, darling... We are still very much physically attracted to early-twenty-something nubile, beautiful women, even if many (but not all) of them are nowhere near our intellectual equal. The same goes for 40+ "cougars" who prowl the bars looking for one-night stands with young, attractive sex-driven men with little or no intellect, so it's a two-way street.

But most of us (older) guys aren't idiots--- sure, we want to f%#k these girls. (Those of us who are unattached, that is, and unfortunately, maybe a few who are). But that's as far as it goes. Marriage? Are you kidding? The #1 reason most younger girls want to marry a 40+year-old guy is money. For us, marrying such a person would be the equivalent of buying the world's most expensive prostitute--- the sex stops after the honeymoon, but the expense continues long after the divorce. Any 40+ guy who would marry one of these girls is either desperate, stupid or both.

Besides, at our age we've already bedded more than our fair share of hotties and know that good looks more often than not doesn't translate into good sex. Besides, men aren't the only ones with egos. The better looking she is, the more likely she is to be an egomaniac--- a trait we can tolerate, but only for one night.

I lucked out. At 36 I looked 28 and my wife was 23 when we met at that time. Fortunately for me she's nowhere near as shallow as many twenty-somethings (guys and girls alike) because I no longer look as good as I used to. I guess once actual feelings of love (the real thing, that is) enters the picture looks lose much of their importance. I'm not rich, tall or good looking so the fact that she's no idiot and yet still hasn't left means she's a keeper.

 

No. Let's prowl the bars, get drunk and tell the hotties we're airline pilots, lawyers, dentists and rock musicians--- and then let them f%#k us for free!

No, wait... I'm hitched. Let me know how it went.

 

Maybe we can start a Group Buy for Geritol....

 

Ha Ha Ha...that honestly made me laugh out loud and that's something.

 

Hey Aviator.....maybe not the 'dentist' part. That never worked well for me.

 

My dad is 52 and has an FD, but dont tell anyone.

 

Hey ~Aj~ is that a red FD? Did I meet you and your Dad two yrs ago in Cochrane at a Triumph/MG meet ? He was more interested in my FD than he was for the Brit cars. IIRC

 

Bob, I honestly cannot recall the last time I actually saw those 3 words spelled out in whole on the Internet LOL.

 

Hey, here's an idea. How about a "geezers RX meet?" No one under 40 allowed (except for the women of course)

 

Yeah, then we can go to the strip club, play some pool and wax poetic about our lives and how the good part has passed us by.

 

I can't believe we have 5 pages of postings; pretty much about nothing.

 

Yeah, I am bored I guess. All my energy has been used up by talking and cussing over Mr. Dithers. I tell you, it's terrible that this country has been shamelessly hijacked with secret envelopes full of money for Liberal party bagmen. Just glad my WW II aviator father did not live to see how low his country has sunk.

Call me sick to my stomach.

Good thing I can run out and blow off steam in the seven.

 

Here's a crazy Alberta idea.... STOP ELECTING THEM!!!!

 

On behalf of the people of Ontario, I offer my heartfelt apologies for the fact that for some inexplicable reason, we keep on electing them. But for what it is worth, I have NEVER once voted Liberal. It is my fervent hope that they are tossed out this time around. I mean, really, if Ontarians don't wake up this time, what hope is there for this country?

 

Welcome to the Canadian Forum.

 

Day-um. If only we could clone you. Maybe Quebec and Alberta separating would be the best thing to ever happen to Canada. Then BC, Sask, Manitoba, Yukon, NWT and Nunavut would follow. All but Quebac could then form a new country with a triple-E senate, max. two-term leaders, fair and balanced elections and representatives in the new nation's capital for each province.

Then, when we prosper and what's left of Canada craters, most Ontarians and maritimers might be willing to join us. Canada would again be whole (Quebec notwithstanding) and once again relevant. Same country, but with a real government rather than a self-centered socialist regime.

 

That's odd--- it used to work for me.

 

Or Metamucil. Or Depends.

 

Page 6 here we come...

 

Page 6 of pure useless spam? I think so ..

Bump for the old men =P