... In other words, which ones out of those 9 devices are in the engine campartment as opposed to under the dash. I figure, I can just find the other end of the stupid thing, and run a new one.

 

There are only two from that fuse that go out underhood, the reverse light switch, and the Fan Relay (only if you have a automatic or turbo). The wires for the reverse switch run acoss the motor/tranny drivers to passengers side near the firewall.

If you cut that wire inside, and the problem is solved, your reverse lights should also not work.

 

YEAH! That was it. I jacked her up, unplugged the wire at the reverse switch itself and BLAMM-O! No more short. Now I'm assuming that it's the actual reverse light switch. I just have to find one and replace it now. I'll let everyone know if I get it all working. Thanks again for all of your help, I couldn't have done it without you guys.