You think it's a normal Corvette page until you get somewhere near the middle, then it all goes downhill.

http://www.geocities.com/yosemite/7491/myvette.html

 

my last car was sent from god too.. i always wonder why it broke down so much!

LOL

 

Man, thats pretty bad.

 

God spoke to me too and said He was tired of people using His name to justify their extravagance.

That is why I am driving a 1,500 dollar rex instead of a 25,000 Vette.

Personally I believe that guy is a smooth talker. He certainly has his old lady hypnotized.

 

With that dude, I'm sure god said; "Iindulge yourself, there are hundreds of millions of people starving and billions worse off than you. 10,000 children die everyday. Clearly I am amused by their suffering. Rather than helping them you should be selfish and buy as many corvettes as I allow GM to produce. I have allowed you to be wealthy so as to mock 99.5% of the rest of my creations! It's all part of my plan."

I know of someone who prayed to god to help them to decide if a Jetta or Audi would be a better purchase.

 

Well...that was good for a chuckle if nothing else.

 

God, please send me a 91 CYM with a 20b. Oh yeah, trow on a single T-88 turbo, HKS Super Dragger Exhaust, and a Amemiya 2K Body Kit too, ok?

 

sad sad sad.... WTF!
this is absurd... and an automatic too... he WANTS an automatic... sad... sad, i think thats all that can be said...

 

Lord, where can I find a naive woman like this one?

 

Dear Lord,

may i please have a lambourghini diablo VT, wait, while we are at it let me have every lambourghini, ferrari, porsche, BMW, Mercedes, well just let me have free access to any car or car part i want, as well as a large enough space to store every car i ever think i might want. i would also like to have enough money in the bank so that i can sit in my gigantic 100 acre garage and play with my toys. oh yeah i would love to have a 20B powered go-Kart so that i can travel from car to car quickly and efficiently, i would like to be bullet proof and never get sick again. i want a super-model wife who is intelligent, loves cars, is wild in the sack, agrees with everything i say and never complains when i dont want to do stupid chick stuff with her (because she only wants to do cool guys stuff with me).

thanks,
Justin


will someone please tell me when the Christian ideal of God and the notion of Santa Claus became one in the same. this is the reason that everytime i hear the word Jesus or Christ i cringe and duck for cover. because there are idiots out there that think like this idiot.

Justin

 

My favorite is his "struggle" accepting how god didn't give the car certain options. He seemed to understand god's ways when the price was so high. I think Santa has a much better chance of scoring someone this car. :P

 

hahahahah..while you're at it, may i have one of those too?

 

Most of you are too young to remember, but Janis Joplin had a hit song in the late 60's that had the refrain in it as follows; "O Lord, won't You buy me a Mercedes Benz, my friends all drive Porches, I must make amends"

There ain't nothing new under the sun.

 

LOL! That is pretty funny...but I've seen worse. Get this...I knew a couple that would ask God what cereal they should eat every morning! Personally, I don't thnk my car has anything to do with God...It breathes fire and picks up hot women

-Joe

 

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