my favorite.
"what the ***** a rotary?"

my second favorite
the dumb looks i get when i take it to a mechanic and tell them its a rotary.

 

dude at work - "how many pistons that thing got?"

me - "uh none"

dude - "you dicknose quit messin with me"


another dude at work - "you get your car runnin yet?"

me -"nah i gotta get a new turbo"

dude - "man i dont mess around with those little 4 bangers"

 

Hahaha! this one is great!!

 

i pull into a mazda dealership looking to put in an application.

salesman walks out

salesman " hey buddy, you want to trade that thing in for a mazda?"

me " it is a mazda"

salesman" aint like no mazda i have ever seen"


then i went on into the story of an rx7 and blah blah blah.

and also one of the chicks i know always tells me my car sounds like an alien probe ??!

 

^^ It does sound like an alien probe!! hahahahaha

 

a friend of mine said i couldnt keep up with his brothers integra ls

 

^ get used to it...all those honduh dummies think there cars are the fastest....my all stock s4 n/a has killed every gen integra and all of the common ricer civics(havent gone up against the new si's) not one has ever even possed a threat.

there all talking outa there asses

 

A little late on the reply, but I did pay it at the DMV. I dont know how it works but i think they go off the vin. I didnt think it was worth fighting either for 15dollars. I do hve it somewhere if I find it i will post it

 

i had my car in the garage at my school and some kid told me to get a new head gasket, cams, valves, high comp. pistons, crank, and connecting rods. while he was looking at the engine. i shut the hood and took it out. i was embarrassed for him

 

first story:

went to autozone to pick up some coolant. told him that i was having cooling problems and person next in line overhears conversation and says:
"you should leave the thermostat out, It runs cooler"
looked at my friend and kinda chuckled, paid for said coolant and left.

Second,

was trying to buy an aftermarketshift boot for my '91 coupe. was talking to salesguy when some random asshat comes up:

asshat: what kinda gar you got?
me: a '91 mazda rx7 N/A.
asshat: oh man you should put a turbo in that. all you gotta do is put that exhaust back in to the airfilter and it'll add a ton of horsepower etc...
me: uhh. . . ok


someone asked me how many "blades" i had in there. Went on to tell me that these engine have blades in them.

Most of the time i just act nice and say ok, whatever.

 

i got the..... "Hey, is that a daytona?" question tonight.....

 

idiot: "hey nice 240"
Me: "Umm..its actually a Rx7.."
idiot: "Oh really? Well they're the same car basically..."
Me: "Yeah, they are....exept that 240s have 4 cyl and mine has a none..."
idiot: "Then how does it run? Hamsters?"
Me: "Yup, I got to go to pet co. to refuel after work..."
Me:"Its a ROTARY..."
idiot: "whats that?"

lol, I walked away shaking my head.....

 

"Will you always smell like exauhst fumes when you drive your car ?"
"Why do you need another gauge for your coolant Temp ?"
"Why do you ride around with a spare can of coolant thats Ghetto"
" I dont wanna ride in that chainsaw" <~~~~My Favorite !

 

I love it when my friend with a turbo talon talks about how he is gonna own my little 1.3 on the straight aways! i mean come on, he has a 2.0!

 

ive only had my rx7 for like a month and ive already had alot of comments like this. i get the loud one and the lawnmower joke because i add 2 stroke to the gas but the funniest one was when my friends dad asked me "so is a Rotary some type of 4 cylinder then?" to which i replied " No it has rotors"

 

Swear to god, I had a pressure tester on my car during lunch break today at work, and one of my team-mates comes up to me...
Morgan: "Any leak?"
Me: "Naw, she's holding pressure, I dunno where the coolant's going!"
Morgan: "Oh that's your headgasket then."
Me: "Naw dude, this is a rotary."
Morgan: "Oh. What's that?"
Me: "It has like, little spinning triangles instead of pistons." (And proceeded to explain how the "Spinning Triangles" turn the eccentric shaft etc...)
Morgan: "...

...

...

Don't **** with me man, I know more than you think, *******."

And he walked away... I couldn't decide whether to laugh or feel bad for him...

 

had my first funny comment since i've had the car... i was at work and chilling outside during my break and a co-worker came out and said "nice car, that thing got them there rotisserie motors huh" and i said mmmm chicken

 

im so used to my cars redline and its characteristics, that i tend to get in trouble when im alowed to drive my friends cars.......i dont see whats the big deal with going up to redline every shift....i do it all the time, but they always get mad

 

That is so true, I remeber a couple of years ago I went to Formula D at the streets of Long Beach and seen the Gold FD with the LS1, and the Turbo mag a few more years back with the 2JZGTE Called the Supra 7. I was pissed and depressed for a few days. Everybody was like "thats coo" and I said "They killed the 7!!! It has no soul"!!! Thats like 302's in Miatas and 350's in old school Z's thats some thing you just dont do!

 

despite the fact that it is an hella easy way to make power, it is just sooo lame!

if you own any RX and have a non rotary motor in it, you cant convince me that you truely "love" the car

displacement <----

 

lol today someone told me i was stupid when i told them it was a rotary. He said that all engines are rotary.

 

The world would be a better place.

 

^rofl! +1

 

^+2

 

The other night we were eating dinner and someone turned on a lawnmower and my friend laughs and says " Uh oh, someones stealing your car..."