I just love it when people try to get in and slam their heads against the door jam because the roof line is was lower than what they drive.

 

/\ /\ had a friend in town this weekend, he did it EVERY time he got in!! LOL

 

alright here is one for you.

i roll up to my friends apartment and there are some people out side.

once i park it and get out one of the guys goes "hey man you car was on fire back there"

me:"what are you talking about"

guy:"that **** was shooting fire ***** out the back"

at that point i just walked away.
later that night my friend wants me to take him for a spin.(he just bought a kia rio or some ****)

so i take him out.

so we roll up too a stop light.

and a civic rolls up next to me blasting the theme song from f&f tokyo drift.
and he revs his engine at me.

so i do it back and i shot a massive fire ball out the back then took off.

my friend says" your gonna blow your engine reving it that high"

i just shook my head.

so the next light the civic rolls up and asks if my car was ok

i just looked at him and told him that he should have used his vtec booster he might have been able to beat me and drove off.

to end it all my friend tells me he had a whole new respect for my car.



here is a conversation with a friend that has a zx2 escort



friend: lets race right now.
me: no i have my 6pi off
friend:my 2 liter rotary eater
me:im gonna tear you blue escort a new one
friend:**** you and your six port injection
me:**** you and your 16 valves
friend:rolf
me:o i forgot you little domestic redlines at 4000 rpm

 

I was just asked in a parking lot if the RX7 was a Porsche. Well i decided to play with him and said "Yeah, it's for sale too. I'll let you have it for $9,000", he took it somewhat seriously and said "I don't have that kind of money right now, look what i'm driving!" *looks at a 90's Altima*.

 

My black GTU got the same response...wtf?

 

well last night i pull up at king soopers, i spot a s4 fc in the parking lot with the owner and some of his friends around it, so i pull up right next to him and park, i get out and the driver comes up to me an says "Hey ah.. what kinda car is that you drive?" i was like WTF? me:"its an RX7, same car as yours just look at them" and then i walked away

 

I came by a friend of a friends house, and my friends friend came out and wanted to see what I had under the hood, Now i didnt say whether i had a turbo or not, but he immediately pointed at the Alternator and rapidly said, Thats ONE of the turbo, where is the other?!?! =\

 

Since when did people think you could run your car without an alternator? If that's supposed to be the turbo, shouldn't they be wondering how you keep your battery charged?

 

better yet wqith all the stupid *** magazines dont people no what turbos look like???

or for that matter what about frigin alternators??

go figure

 

from a couple of street race at night... ppl in civic, integra, VW, etc go beside and says..

them : what you got in that small *** car
me : just a plain old 13B
then : 13B.. whats that..?
me : 1.3L and watch out its stock..!
them : haha thats why your shooting fireball when you shift...
me : nah.. thats normal

drive away with a flame poping out

 

Another fan favorite. I was stuck in traffic, ran up close to redline to the next light. Dude pulls up next to me. He says man you better be carefull about reving the engine like that, you are going to blow it up. I tell him its a rotary and three moving parts, so no big deal. His response well just be easier or the head gasket will pop.

 

Driving home yesterday I get to a light. Two people in a new Mini Cooper are next to me. Guy in the pass. side looks over and says, "wanna sell it?" I said, "ha, no thanks." Guy responds, "oh. does she run?" Me, "yea, pretty good too." Guy, "cool, we need another plane." I just looked at him with a blank "wtf" style stare on my face.

The chick driving was a hottie so that'll make up for his babbling.

 

I was driving my car, and I start to pass a riced out Accord going 35, the speed limit. He floors it cause I guess he thought I was speeding. Well, I blow by him. His friend in an older busted up riced eclipse decided it wanted to try. So I don't notice till I hear it's engine TRYING SO HARD to pass me out my window, so I floor it again. Leaves him in his spot. Then the OTHER friend in a new civic with its VTECH. It starts to blow next to me before I notice it, so when I go to floor it, my turbo needed it's time to spool up. Well, he ends up beating that jaunt. We get to a light, and he goes, "WHAT'S IN THAT PIECE OF ****?!" I respond it's a 1.3 L turbo. He laughs, "I'LL JUST KICK THAT THINGS ***!" So we take off at the green light. I start to pull ahead, his front end is at my butt. A truck pulls out in front of me, causing me to have to slow down a bit for mr Civic to pass me. Well, I get up to him again, he refuses to look at me, and I drop down to speed limit. The Accord and Eclipse do the ricer fly by on me, while I just chuckle to myself.

 

took my friend for a spin the other day, it was his first time riding in it. He was previously talking so much trash about older cars not being able to keep up with newer ones.... yea right. So we get to a straight and I floor it, it's got some secondary injector hesitation, so when the secondaries do kick in it jerks his head back. he says "wow, I didn't think it could go that fast!" a few seconds later... "ok, ok, that's enough!!!!" Hahaha... he was scared shitless! me: "Still think your dad's g35 could beat me? he didn't say a thing.... HAHA!

 

tell him special price $30,000

 

i always get made fun of by my friends saying that my car isn't fast because it has a maytag washer for a motor haha...then i take them for a ride and they shut up haha

 

My friend always asks me to mow his lawn for him.

 

do it once, and do it right. then he'll never have to worry about grass again!

 

i wish my lawn was an emo fan.... cuz then it would just cut itself!

 

I was recently getting some gas at a gas station when an infinity skyline (G35) pulled up next to me. He got out and started to fill it up. Here is the conversation that follwed:

Me: Nice Skyline
Him: Its not a skyline, only nissan makes skylines
Me: I know, the GT-R...nice infinity its clean
Him: Thanks, your...car is clean too, what is it? A 240sx???200sx???
Me: Its an RX-7
Him: (looks down embarrassed)
Me: Its got a rotary engine (beat him to the punch haha)
Him: Is it turbo?
Me: No I wish, it doesnt have the hood scoop.
Him: gets in his INFINITY and drives off

 

Ive noticed the fireball thing a lot on here...I'm new to rx7s so i know nothing about them

Is that because you guys have no cats on there?

Okay, let me have it for being a newb. (i got a supra and it doesn't throw flames)

 

then you have 2 listen 2 takeing back sunday, and listen 2 it complain

 

last night i took a drive and was pushing it hard into corners. so when i was down shifting i noticed that the street behind me got brighter for just a second..well after i went to the gas station to fill up a kid in a mitsubishi lancer (not the evo) came up to me and said he had followed me all the way to the gas station to ask what kind of flame thrower kit i had on my car. i just told him it is mazdas 1.3L version. he said cool thanks. i think he might be looking for a mazda flame thrower kit right now

 

Just to clarify for my edification - was it a Nissan Skyline in the Infinity G35 body, or was it just a G35? They used the G35 body as the concept vehicle for the Skyline, but not all G35's are Skylines. :P

 

i blew my apex seals one night after a race and it was smoking a lot and guy pulls up and claims to be a mechanic for 25+ yrs tells me that i just blew my head!!! i told him that he was wrong and he pulls up his arm sleeves and shows me his tatoo and is has the ACC stamp or logo and LMAO and still burned off on him...lol...