myersprostatus

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I saw this thread in the FD section and thought what the hell, lets get some good laughs and start one in the fc section. List all the compliments on your fc and hell all of the negative opinions as well, those are always funny. Ill start with, "hey man, nice porsche". "it sounds like a dirtbike". and "your car smells like ****, lol" and one of the most retarded comments ever. "oh you have an rx7, you must like hondas". **** no, i gave him a pissed off stare and said you cant even compare a honda to a 7, unless maybe a nsx or s200. honda hater till the day i die.

Hypertek

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really cute white girl walking by at the gas station when i was filling up "Nice car, is that a Z?" hehehhe

Some random guy asks "Whatcha got under the hood? B20?" I say "B20? thats a honda motor, its a rotary" his expression was clueless lol

kleetuz

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Too many people to remember have had this almost identical conversation with me:

Wow your car's pretty quick, is it a V6?

No it's a rotary.

Oh it's a rotary? How many cylinders is that?

displacement is for losers

Advanced auto parts......... Me: I need some spark plugs for an 88 rx7 turbo , NGKs

Clerk: There are two different kind, one says trailing one says leading (This has ruined this kids day he was so confused)

Me: Yea give me 2 of each

Clerk: Whoa rx7s are only 4 cyl. I thought they were V6s.

Me: Just give me my damn plugs

Goooo Parts sales people!

ps. I wouldn't put this past some dealership parts sales clerks either

87 t-66

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https://www.rx7club.com/2nd-generation-non-technical-pictures-198/stupid-funny-random-things-said-about-fc-610401/

alexdimen

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There's no need to duplicate that dick stroking thread from the 3rd gen section. It's lame enough with it being in one subforum.

zflamewing

try sorting that out with the DMV and insurance agents

solareon

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my friend "should have bought a car that runs"

the look on his face will be priceless when it's put back together

RyosukeD

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I guess my main one is how people complain about how my car makes them smell like gas all day long if i give them a ride. Only one of my friends likes it.

BlindRonin

All my buddies smell like gas but we do work in a garage all day!

My dad on the seven "aw thats cute what is it a miata" me on him "Screw you old man you drive an aveo"

ALLslowNOshow

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rrw

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"nice pink rims ***!"

InsomniacFC

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Davidov

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Woman to her husband (who thought I couldn't hear her), "what engine does that car have?"

Man trying to maintain his macho presence, "V8."

Lancerman360

This happened to me too..

Me: I need spark plugs for a 1990 na rx7

Autozone clerk: How many cylinders?

Me: None, its a rotary emgine

Clerk: (confused) None?

Me: Yeah it just has 2 rotors

Clerk: So you need 2 spark plugs?

Me: No I need 4

Clerk: How many pistons does it have?

Brismo7

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Guy: Hey is that an FC Rx-7?

Me: Why yes it is, its my pride &....(cuts me off in mid-sentence)

Guy: JUNK IT!!

That Rx-7 kid

O............

S..............

T

......I made one a while back, thought it died but apparently keeps growing. I don't mind another one being made but watch everyone flip **** on you haha.

here it is....

https://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?t=610401

Brismo7

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no joke, on the way home from work today, i tried to race a Viper. I down shifted from 6th to 5th, and i could see him smile a lil bit, but he wouldnt bite, so i said **** it, and down shifted from 5th too 4th and floored it and strutted my tail feathers.

i slowed down and as he went by me, and he gave me a thumbs up. That made my whole weekend! (i got a 3 day weekend as of NOW)

Andrew.

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That was my Uncle. He thought you were on the way to the junkyard, so he gave you a thumbs up for getting another junker off the road

/FD owner

Alex Rodriguez

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I got this one today at a local parts store...lol

me - wheres your 2 cycle oil
guy- in the back isle 3
me- thanks
guy- what is it for
me- my car
guy- umm are u sure you know what you are doing you dont use 2 cycle on a car
me- i have an rx7
guy- (confused as fawk) so how many quarts do you have to add
me- i just need a quart - as i walk away i decided to confuse him even more
me - and it goes in my gas if you didnt know

guy - CONFUSED AS FAWK part2 ----? really?
me- lol yeah really

after i paid for the quart

guy- so its like a lawnmower huh
me- yeah and no- i premix it but i cant cut grass
guy- (in a southern *** talk) yup cars cant cut grass thats for sure, do you have to use 2 cycle plugs too or NORMAL ones do the trick
me- i ignored him and shook my head left to right and walked away

misterstyx69

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At the Ottawa Meet:..Guy Behind me..: I could hear EVERY Downshift and Blip of your Throttle!...
ME: that's nice..so are you High on my Exhaust YET?

Alex Rodriguez

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oh another one

"DAMN!!! you just shot a big *** fireball out your muffler"

WingsofWar

Mustang guy - "wow thats a crazy idle, what cam do you have?"
Me - "i dont have any cams, its just ported"
Mustang Guy - "so you put on a new head?"
Me - ..........
**walks away**

FRFC3S

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Let's see. I work at a gas station so I get a ton of yuppies who walk in and ask things.

"I bet my diesel truck that runs 15s could beat it."
"Oh that's a six cylinder?"
"If you put a bigger wastegate and a blowoff valve on it it will raise the boost"
"I have one of those, it just got repo'd. Are you still paying the lease off?"
"Oh you're the one who owns that Infini?"
"ARE THOSE AFTERMARKET WHEELS? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Are those flowmasters?"
"So how badly would [my friend]'s 3000GT SL beat it by?"

My personal favorite:

"So when can you hook up a hose from your exhaust into my gastank?"

OutCold

ill second that