I've got a few

I went to checker for sea foam to remove carbon build up and I couldnt find any so I ask the clerk if they had any

me: do you have any sea foam
clerk: No, why do you need it?
me: for my rx7, to remove the carbon on my rotors
clerk: you dont use sea foam on your brake rotors

another was when i was in HS. my friend had a stock el camino that he thought was the **** and he kept on saying how my car is a pos(it's a silver N/A GXL). so one day leaving the school we deside to race on this road thats about a 1/4 mile long and ends at a t junction. the light turns green we take off of course I win then I stop at the end but my friend still trying to prove that he is a bad *** doesnt stop and tries to drift on to the other street and ends up driving right in to a steel fence.

and then theres every one thinking that its a FWD car

 

lol went to mazda dealer after i got the car for parts a fd pulls up nice car we go in get parts and a kid who works on the cars asked if the fd was an ff lol laughed said this no family car at mazda. another guy says man i always wanted a 7 when i was in school asked what he rembers the engine being ...a v8 right laughed and walked off. some one else says must be a fast car said yeah ud never guess what engine its something uve probly never seen ,naw i worked on alot of cars pop the hood whats that said see never seen no pistons asked how does it work with no piston rotors he walked away confused just laughed and drove away lol got mor but eh

 

what are you afraid to have a car that runs longer than a week?lol

my old 87 gxl, it died on my dad so we towed it to my uncles house to fix it, my dad and uncle being clueless to any imports i had to talk in laymens terms, talking about the spark plus, saying stuff like the top two, bottem two, front two, and back two, the more i said the wider my uncles eyes got, he was speechless

 

guy at the parking lot that did some valet thing, as i left, nice car hehe