Mantis, you lived in a perfectly civilized country called Canada, and you moved to California. What do you expect?

Ray

 

People aim for my 65 impala. In the 5 years Ive owned it since getting it from my grandfather ive had 2 cars slam into the rear bumper and actually bend the mounts (and 65 impala bumper mounts are 1/2" steel) theyv beat the hell out of the drivers side rear door, hit the front bumper (which was immaculate) and knocked it off center. There are even long scrapes on the side that look like some ******* bastard drug a shopping cart on it. It was almost perfect when I got it, now I cry when I see it. I even had one of my tires slashed randomly in a town I didnt live in.
I also have a new door nick in my rx7 a month after buying it.
And I even park all my cars, even the beaters, as far from other cars that I can.
Im going to rig up a turret system so I can set up a perimeter of death around my cars.

 

see this is why i take up 2 spots in the farthest area in the lot, usually near a light if there is one.
this **** never happens to me, altho i do suffer cruel jokes about it taking lomger to walk to the mall from our spot than to drive there.