when you spend way more time figuring out how to shave 10 pounds off your car instead of your own fat ***

 

When you are sitting in your Accounting class and the professor keeps writing/mentioning FC (Fixed Costs) and all you can think about is an RX-7.

 

When you always start the car before you buckle your seat belt- It's a starting the rx7 karma thing

 

when you live by the motto if it ain't broke try to modify it to make it that much better.

when working on any other car would be considered bad karma between you and your 7. its ok for her when its another rx7 but nothing else. just to help get the other one back on the road.

 

You see exit signs that say 13B or 12A and giggle inside

 

-When you just keep telling everyone it IS faster than a volkswagon.
-When you go to the parts store and buy a oil pressure sending unit for the TENTH time.
-When your car runs fine where you drive it, and leaves your new girlfriend stranded on an interstate shortly after she called it "short and fat"

 

that's not funny......pout

When you have two projects underway and you keep looking for another clean shell and a driver

 

when you have all your performance parts ready and waiting before the car is even roadworthy ..........or home for that matter

 

If I had a girlfriend and I trusted her enough with the car, I could so see that happening!

 

How about when you go out to eat and you ask the hostess if you can have "that seat over there," Just so you can keep an eye on the 7 while you eat...

 

how about planning your route so you have a place to stop on the side of the road

 

-When your girlfriend hates your car because "It hates her".
-When you tell your girlfriend that your car wouldnt hate her if she didnt call it names.
-When you know that your seven is your real girlfriend.[/I][/I]I LOVES HER.

 

-Another thing i find hilarious about these cars is the karma thing. MORE POSTS ABOUT IT!!! I have an example:
-If my car goes to a mechanic, that mechanic will bleed, if i do the work it seems like everything goes smoothly.....maybe thats just my rex.

 

hehe this is good, ive got couple of mine to add, even before reading them all

you know that u are when:

...after drifting for the first time you instatntly stop, re-open and close the door because u heard the buzzer...and u repeat doing this 3 more times calling youreslf "stupid i knew it"

..when a cop asks you do you want to sell it after giving you a ticket

..when 7 cops jump you on the street and start instantly searching you like a crack head breaking into junk car..(lowest it can get...and after you show them registration they say..."dude it is reallly your car...well i can still give u a 300 bucks tickets for workin on it on the street"

...when casheer in the auto store thinks your stoner junky seeing amount of starting fluid u buy

..whey u smoke a blund and run away from the party just to get greasy

..when supra tries to race u, and realize u were so slow because u had 2 bitches on the front seat.....
..and the first thing beaches do after getting out of the car is to smell their shirt arm sleve...


hehhe..just my little input



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you might want to proof read that one a little ^

 

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^^^^ I second that.

Brain hurts. Cannot understand newb. Please ban and give him "Phonics" books.

 

teh F***?!

 

okee...i'll try to proof read a little more next time. That's what happens, when you get exited sharing comments (plus English is my second language).

okay another one:

if all your local rotoheads are either trini or portoricans

 

When everybody who rides in the passenger seat seems to think they need to slam the door to get it shut and you yell at them because it might **** your car off.

 

I open and close the door for my friends, I got so tired of them slamming it after I tell them I wold rather them close it twice than once really hard. I got a weird look when I opened the door for my friend Jeremy.

 

My girlfriend does the same **** and it irks me LOL She doesn't even dare drive her cause she knows it would probably try and kill her LOL

 

at least your girl friend does not open the door with her foot. i swear every time she does it its a bitch to start the car the next time i try. funny fact my girl friend beg me to drive one day even tho half the time she says stuff about the car. she kept stalling it out and couldn't find the gears. but yet she can drive my carpi(stick) fine.






you know your a 1st gen owner when your trying to start you car in the cold and your friend is saying "i smell gas. you flooded it, i can unflood it" and you tell him its fine and it starts after two more times of him saying it.

i know i suck

 

You blow your transmission racing a spyder and smoking his ***.

Have super low end torque and smoke a cop at the green light.

 

you're also a 1st gen owner when your rear windshield wiper fails unexpectedly.

You're also a 1st gen driver when your rear end whips to the right when you're in 3rd and revving high.