soo whats the funniest thing thats happened while you were on a date?
soo whats the funniest thing thats happened while you were on a date?
just curious
i was just membering some things that happened to me
spilled starbucks on my pants, fell back and punch her boob, and broke some glass.. haha
thats one.. i have plenty more.. sad
but HALARIOUS
i was just membering some things that happened to me
spilled starbucks on my pants, fell back and punch her boob, and broke some glass.. haha
thats one.. i have plenty more.. sad
but HALARIOUS
* point and laugh * hahahahahahahah
* stops for a moment *
* continue to point and laugh *
mine was trip into and bench and five secs later walked into a pole.
not my fault there were hot girls.
* stops for a moment *
* continue to point and laugh *
mine was trip into and bench and five secs later walked into a pole.
not my fault there were hot girls.
Had a drug dealer have a 8 ball of coke break on the ground, he looked at me and started running. as soon as he started to run 250 bux fell out of his sock.
And where the pics!?!?
And where the pics!?!?
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i had a thread about something like this in the lounge..
i hardly remember but..
my friend met this girl and they hit it off big time, about a week later they were going at it im bed..he goes to switch to doggy style and when he sticks it in she rip's a fat one right in his face..he said that it stank so bad that he had to leave the room and gag a bit..needless to say that **** was over the minute it happend.
true story and funny as ****..i still laugh at him everytime i see him.
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i hardly remember but..
my friend met this girl and they hit it off big time, about a week later they were going at it im bed..he goes to switch to doggy style and when he sticks it in she rip's a fat one right in his face..he said that it stank so bad that he had to leave the room and gag a bit..needless to say that **** was over the minute it happend.
true story and funny as ****..i still laugh at him everytime i see him.
:AA:
i had a thread about something like this in the lounge..
i hardly remember but..
my friend met this girl and they hit it off big time, about a week later they were going at it im bed..he goes to switch to doggy style and when he sticks it in she rip's a fat one right in his face..he said that it stank so bad that he had to leave the room and gag a bit..needless to say that **** was over the minute it happend.
true story and funny as ****..i still laugh at him everytime i see him.
:AA:
i hardly remember but..
my friend met this girl and they hit it off big time, about a week later they were going at it im bed..he goes to switch to doggy style and when he sticks it in she rip's a fat one right in his face..he said that it stank so bad that he had to leave the room and gag a bit..needless to say that **** was over the minute it happend.
true story and funny as ****..i still laugh at him everytime i see him.
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Took a visiting Sacramento Cheerleader to a dusk to dawn movie marathon drive in theater (there are still a few around). This is a '65 Mustang with Center Console, so about as much separation between the two front seats as in a FC.
One thing led to another and it always does, and when we came up for air, without knowing how we had somehow switched to opposit seats. We just looked at each other, laughed, then went back at it.
One thing led to another and it always does, and when we came up for air, without knowing how we had somehow switched to opposit seats. We just looked at each other, laughed, then went back at it.
Took a visiting Sacramento Cheerleader to a dusk to dawn movie marathon drive in theater (there are still a few around). This is a '65 Mustang with Center Console, so about as much separation between the two front seats as in a FC.
One thing led to another and it always does, and when we came up for air, without knowing how we had somehow switched to opposit seats. We just looked at each other, laughed, then went back at it.
One thing led to another and it always does, and when we came up for air, without knowing how we had somehow switched to opposit seats. We just looked at each other, laughed, then went back at it.
wow, damn the HOZZ is a PIMP!!!!yea. that was pretty wack, it was funny cuz i spilled the coffee on me and when i went to stand up, i slipped back and like punched her tit, and knocked down some mugs...
Well. For starters it wasn't a "date" but I flicked a fry across the table and it fell into her shirt and got stuck between her ***** haha this was obviously an accident though.
I probably have more I just have to think of them lol
I probably have more I just have to think of them lol
That guy must of been a real homo 
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Dude you are Ratner from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
One time I hangover farted in the bedroom and it stunk real bad. My girlfriend came back into the room and gave me this hurt / offended / angry look that I will never forget.
We parted ways for other reasons (maybe) and I don't like her much now. But everytime I remember that look it totally cracks me up.
Plus a good chance for you to take a look down her shirt hahaha!
