soo whats the funniest thing thats happened while you were on a date?
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From: Under a Blue and Yellow Flag
Eh only thing that comes to mind is this:
Casual dinner with my soon to be girlfriend..we're at Chipotle and there's days of crows flying around outside and after we order we go to sit outside and the guy says "watch out for the birds, a few people have been pooped on"...well we figure wtf there's umbrellas outside so no big...fast forward, I'm walking her to her car. I lean in to kiss her and I feel this nice plop on my head....yeah some crow took the fattest most wet **** right on my head....she noticed cuz I kinda was like wtf was that...she saw the **** and cracked up. Yeah no kiss that night
Casual dinner with my soon to be girlfriend..we're at Chipotle and there's days of crows flying around outside and after we order we go to sit outside and the guy says "watch out for the birds, a few people have been pooped on"...well we figure wtf there's umbrellas outside so no big...fast forward, I'm walking her to her car. I lean in to kiss her and I feel this nice plop on my head....yeah some crow took the fattest most wet **** right on my head....she noticed cuz I kinda was like wtf was that...she saw the **** and cracked up. Yeah no kiss that night
She thought that was pretty funny.
A couple of weeks later she is walking down the street and sees baby birdie chick flopping around in the dirt. Being a nature lover, she bends down to look at it. Again from out of nowhere a pair of crows swoop down and one opens up a cut on her forehead. She had to get s tetanus shot.
I thought that was pretty funny.
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From: planet arium
yea kissing and teeth hitting is totally newb. you cant go in open mouth for the kill first shot. you gotta butter her lips up with a few pecks transitioning into bottom lip sucking or something and then go for the kill. LOL
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O **** I forgot one! Once, I was at burger king wit this chick, it was prolly our 2nd date... anyways, shes chowing down on some fries and we're sitting on the outside tables talking. She's talking to me, and I see bird **** fly STRAIGHT into her fries.
For some reason, when she went to grab a few more, no words were able to escape in time to warn her before it was too late. FUUUCK you shoulda seen her face, she gets this
then 
and I'm then I say, "A bird **** right in your fries, but you were too quick!"
She threw up in the bushes next to us as I'm like, "OMG are you ok?" But in my mind I'm No, I didn't kiss her goodnite, and no, I never asked her back out 
For some reason, when she went to grab a few more, no words were able to escape in time to warn her before it was too late. FUUUCK you shoulda seen her face, she gets this
then and I'm then I say, "A bird **** right in your fries, but you were too quick!"She threw up in the bushes next to us as I'm like, "OMG are you ok?" But in my mind I'm
No, I didn't kiss her goodnite, and no, I never asked her back out
