He's not your friend.

 

WOW,,,

some serious business going on here..

another time, i got jumped across the street of my Ex gf's house, suckered punched from behind, and kicked a few times.

she told me it was the craziest thing cuz, she was wating on her porch and i was about to cross, when BAM!!!!

i got my fair share of punches in, but 5 against one is not fair.

was funny after cuz she was like, "ill buy you an ice-cream"

 

he didn't sucker punch you. he just whooped your ***

 

yup! it was dope.

 

i was expecting better stories.

 

yup. that's not the business.

This thread is a hard one because on dates, the guy should be smooth and in control. All my dates have been pretty normal and overall not bad. Will post a funny story if anything comes up tho.

 

Ed here is smooth as ice...

No Joke, i see him smooth talking the ladies as they jog on by.

Ed, your my hero. Pimp Pimp

 

Yes Brismo..you see, I credit teh smoothability to my purple charm and dwayne wade type swagger

Once they go black, tehy never go back

 

For what you had just gone through she should've offered more than just an ice cream!

You must've seriously pissed off some people...

 

Your contribution is welcomed.

 

haha i know, dont trip will,, it was well worth it!

 

quit dating all those Ghetto hood rats

 

she wasnt ghetto, it was in carson..

oh wait, nvm lol!

 

dont lie ...it was that Hoochie from Wilmas'

 

if she didn't get you a drumstick or a ice cream bar that girl was just mocking you.

 

haha naw carson off maine and victoria

 

just make sure their not packing anything.......

 

Is he smooth enough to pick up wacky and his hoes?

 

One time, I took this girl out... we got sum dinner, had sum ice cream, and then I started driving her home. Well, I pull onto this main blvd towards her street, and there were random construction cones in the road. I was like wtf? these weren't here before. So I ran out real quick and did a run-by and grabbed all of them and threw them off to the side of the road. Then I slid on the hood of the car in an attempt at sexiness, and jumped back in the car and she's dying laughing. I'm like... uh, was the slide unnecessary? And she's still dying and points to the road. All the damn cones were back. I'm like WTF?!

Guess they were in stacks of two... I thought I was all badass with the run-by grab, the hurl to the side of the road, and the hood slide.. all for nothing.. it was weird.

 

WOW DERRICK! !damn when was this>???

 

Second

 

haha i edited it. nah but the other thing happened... summer of '07. Wasn't fun... got charged with breaking and entering, trespassing, assault, and statutory rape

I fought the charges tho, and the parents didn't show to testify in the end, so I got off luckily. Most of what they were trying to charge me with was bullshit. ****** mormons are crazy... they were looking to take me down for over a year lol

 

ROFL, damn intense bro

 

Eh only thing that comes to mind is this:

Casual dinner with my soon to be girlfriend..we're at Chipotle and there's days of crows flying around outside and after we order we go to sit outside and the guy says "watch out for the birds, a few people have been pooped on"...well we figure wtf there's umbrellas outside so no big...fast forward, I'm walking her to her car. I lean in to kiss her and I feel this nice plop on my head....yeah some crow took the fattest most wet **** right on my head....she noticed cuz I kinda was like wtf was that...she saw the **** and cracked up. Yeah no kiss that night

 

****** cockblocking crows FTL