AHHAHAHAHAHHA! Where in the world in Pshaw?

 

I just picked up some vertical blinds. Very excited, bitches!

 

Again? Don't you have those already??

 

I hear you're Horizontially Blind = Sleeps with anything

 

does anyone care that I went home early yesterday because I was feeling sick?

 

Party people
Party people
Can y'all get funky?
Soul Sonic Force - can y'll get funky?
The Zulu Nation - can y'll get funky?
Yaaah!
Just hit me
Just taste the funk and hit me
Just get on down and hit me
Bambaataa's jus' gettin' so funky, now, hit me
Yaaah!...

 

Tag Team back again check it top
Wreck it - let's begin
Party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump and rejoice
There's a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake the deriere
These three words mean you're gettin' busy
Whoomp there it is

 

How ya' feelin' bro? Me and dino were looking for you yesterday...and yep, I guess you were m.i.a.



Hey you in the black boots
Knee highs with the daisy dukes
Lookin' real fly while in cahoots
In the park like you do to
Im Sno here to relate to you
Gonna start a trend of daisy dukes
Eversince some of the 90's
Girls lookin' good with a future behind see
Many terms are used to express
We're talkin' 'bout the booty
Not the breasts
Baby got back and a junk in the trunk
She got a six-pack
And a hell-of-a rump
Yo please some fries with that shake
See many terms are used to relate
I love the girls with the big ol' booties
But where i'm from they call 'em dukies
Pretty round cheeks hangin' from the jeans
Even city girls keep the country theme
So if you get it, got it, good
So dip the dug out
goddamn these dukes are turnin' out

 

..with a bullet.
finger in the trigger.

 

I think I'm sick of my job, not just sick. So who can hook me up with a job that pays 120k a year, but without the stress of consulting?

 

...nice rap looneytuners a.k.a ________???

 

My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand...and I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman...so open your eyes, lend us an ear...
.....we want to say...MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!


Speaking of which...xmas is only a few months away...could you believe that?

 

1/2 way through 2006 already...damn, time flys like hell...but yo' check it..

[RE]
Beats to the rhyme, the rhyme I just made
Party at the jammie til lights the night fade
Trooping for the feature we all get paid
So let's go

[DJ]
Yo! D that's me, the King, the MC
Rhyme get mine on the t-o-p
Can another MC ever rock this beat? (Hell yeah)

 

I ain't the one...the one that gets played like a poop butt...see i'm from the streets...so I know whats up....don't need silly game thats being played by the woman...i'm only happy when i'm up in them..

 

Girls Girls. No need to argue.

 

Ice Cube...uh, she wants Red Lobsters, uh I take her to Burger King...


...All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself...my name is WACKY...wacky not tacky...

 

I get stupid. I shoot an arrow like cupid. I use a
word that don't mean nuttin' like loopded

 

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Yeah i'm the one who sang this....and if you missed it...i'm the one who sang just grab them in the biscuits.

 

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy WACK funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, WACKY

 

damn. who's got that album? I need to listen to it again. haha.

 

Sorry ...shaw, got it on casette...doesn't even play that well...I wish I had the CD...I wish-

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

 

where'd that jon secada guy go off to? he had some good songs.

 

You mean ART LABO?
LOL!!!

 

pfft.

I got the humps for the boulevard!

 

Listen up....cuz my jams are supercuts...programmed by me...JOE Cooly.