Ah No...no matter when or where....you won't make it anyway.

 

Suckahs try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this (no!)

 

...jump


....jump


...the mac-daddy makes you wanna'

...jump


...jump

 

who rocks the party that rocks the body?

I rock the party that rocks the body!

 

you and i, in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we got
set them free, at the break of dawn
til one by one, they were gone
back at base bugs in the software
flash the message 'theres somthing out there'
floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by....

 

BAAM, and you say GOD-DAMN-this is a dope JAMM
Once again... I'm BACK...
its the incredible-ryhme animal
"D"
public-enemy number one...five-O says freeze...and I got numb.

 

:smiley_12

 

MC Lyte LOL!!!!


Bring da noise!

 

why do you homosexuals keep calling it a meet? It's a Meat, phaggots!

 

Watch who you calling a phag....Tanaghey but get offended!!

 

how was Noodle Planet?

 

alright stop! collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with a brand new invention
something, that's holding me tightly
floating like a hawk, daily and nightly
will it ever stop?
Yo! I don't know
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow

 

...To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it ...

 

oh my. homeboy's got the rhymes!

how about this one:

Yo, this somethin' comin' for the nine deuce
Another fat, fat track
So Rhythm D, pour the orange juice
And let's relax while sippin' on yak
Because it's like that
I'm concious of hoes, so Paperboy brings prophylactic
I wear a jimmy for the skins
Cuz it's a long trip
Front row seats, aiyo I know she's on the nine inch
Just to get a piece of the green
But she's an undertaker
Now you know that Paper is an around the world heart-breaker

 

...Me be singin' first, but yo, had to have a breakdown
Playin' you fools, so now you know why my belly's round
Takin' the rap back up and scoopin' up crowds just like a steel shovel
Not from the ghetto, but yo, takin' it to another level
Let the beat ride, but hold on to your women, G
Cuz now that I'm rich so many women wanna do me
It make a man say "damn"
I'm finally taxin' more play than homey Sam
But let me speak to the weak, I mean the rookies
My time is help up, extremely for cookies
Just let me clock this groove in ninety two
Hey, you don't bother me and I sure 'nuff won't bother you
And ah, you just watch a brother flowin' like Niagra
Think before you step, because these ****** just might stag ya
Although I'm labeled with the black fade
It's gold d's on my four and gold lex, cuz I got it made
I broke the veto once again because I had to
And just like Jody Watley, baby girl, I can have you
Just let me work this track, and yo, any way is ok
Your place or mine, all night until the next day...

DoWaDitty...

 

hah!

It just shows how freaking old we are.

 

Yeah...
Dang, we're old.

Speaking of old...

Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

 

Took forever to get our food!!! They've been messin up lately.

 

does anyone know this one?

Change can come on tip-toes, love is where it starts. Each new day, leads the way, through a different door.....and we can all be quiet heroes, living quiet days.

 

was that Wacko with you?

 

isn't that vanilla ice too?

 

nope, it's Babs' "Ordinary Miracles"

 

Don't start static....got an automatic...too much of anything makes you an addict.

 

sometimes I rhyme slow and sometimes I rhyme quick!

 

Tease and skeeze, it's oh so pleasin, don't axe why I got my own reasons