http://www.realultimatepower.net/

 

NINJATIZED!!!!!

 

Com'on, there has to be other things that ninjas do besides kill people and flip out. What gives? I've always believed in the existence of Midnight Ninjas myself. Those fools are the real ninjas. They fly into your garage in the wee hours of the night and hook up your rides.

 

http://www.srce.hr/~gpasicek/funnylo...lash/fight.swf

 

I've already seen that. Still fun to watch. I like ninjas.

 

I think Ninjas are outrageously tough!

 

I always wanted to be a ninja. I even tried to take a class at USC, but it was really ghey.

 

Hall of Fame
http://www.shinobicct.com/hall.html

 

I wanna get on that list, one day.

 

You'll have to incorporate SOY into your existence.

 

and how would I go about doing that, Sifu?

 

Well, the first step is to accept SOY into your heart, daily life, and the lives of those around you. You must share the riches of SOY with others in order to completely benefit from the benevolence of SOY. Once you have done this, you too will be able to enjoy SOY. Just ask the select few who have achieved this level of spiritual nirvana.
PCS, who when he first started as a SOY N00B, didn't really understand the many kind ways of SOY. He knew it was out there, he knew he wanted to greatly improve upon his chances with the ladies, but he wasn't quite sure how to harness the inner SOY. Then one day, a day like any other, he came across the answer. "Just accept SOY into my very existence", he said to himself. Now, PCS is enjoying many savory cheerleaders who know him only as RCH, he drives a bling Hummer H2, and he sells Brembo brake rotors.

NemesisR, A.K.A. Gideon,
was one crazy ****. When he first jumped onto the scene, he too was without SOY. He would set up gatherings for Supra owners and 7 owners at track events, telling everyone there would be hopes of a bbq of sorts. Low & behold, when everyone showed up, licking their chops and anticipating the great flavors of bbq, he would point, stare and laugh at the many hungry rotary boys & girls. Evil had taken over this young apprentice of SOY, and a life of darkness was eminant. Then, from the bowels of piston engine abomination, rose a ray of light, thus breeding hope.
NemesisR accepted SOY into his existence by virtue of light and through means of kindness. He is now a student of SOY and it has rewarded him greatly. With the help of You know who (SOY), he is now driving a faster Toyota than before, he now has a surfboard and he can now, finally, admit that he is caucasian.

Young pshaw, accept and yee shall enjoy.

 

man, you guys write some funny ****. I can't wait to meet you So Cal guys at the next meeting or bbq, even though I am kinda scared by half of you. You better believe that I will be wearing my chastity belt incase one of you guys try something or make up a story about it being some kind of initiation.

 

That's how they got me to join. The one they call pshaw did all the dirty work to me, but I wanted in really bad.

 

Done! now what?

 

you wanted iT really bad?

 

Well, first off, you'll need to stop tricking interns of the belligerency into playng your dirty little games. SOY knows when you've diddled a newb.

 

but they like it.

 

JDMrx7, post a pic up of yourself on that one thread so pshaw can see how he wants to initiate you.

 

I'm just a pawn in Series7's sick little game. He's the Sifu, not me.

 

hmm...maybe I won't be going to an So Cal meetings. unless I have a tazer and some pepper spray.

 

mmmm.... pepper spray.

 

have you guys checked out the news section? There's a video of some dood that looks like series7. haha.

 

The lessons I have learned from SOY combined with my lethal NINJA training have allowed me to infiltrate the belligerents...

soon... very soon.....

 

LOL. That's too funny. I think I got a getup like that somewhere too. Ima take some pictures tonight! haha.