Fun with a protege
Fun with a protege
hey guys wanna know what it feels like to have a 99 protege get slammed on you leg? ASK ME lol Im on percaset right now and have work release for a week. Surprisingly I have no broken bones but I admit its the worst pain if ever gone through....jus killing some time online.
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Well i was changing my friend's break pads cause she just got a new car
She doesnt kno anything about cars so i figured id help.
I lift up the car without putting the emergency break on because all the
cars ive worked on lately were stick and rear wheel drive.
So i do the driver side fine, single piston breaks so i had to take off the bolt
to make the cover for them swing open. Then i go to the pass. side
and lift up the car. When i go to turn the bolt, i had to turn up left and left was also pushing the car backwards.....I start lifting the wrench and then my friend goes....omg watchout.....and then the car slams onmy foot. **** is that it was the control arm of the
car that actually landed on my foot. The only thing holding up the car was 3 tires and my foot lol. So im screamin and yellin, no not cryn, jus screamin and yellin and she is going crazy cause she obviously dont kno what to do. So i had a split second to get calm and
I said "you kno my foot is already broken so lets calm down and figure out how to lift the car off my foot"....**** is that the jack was a stock jack, ya kno the ones that u gotta spin open and closed. Well im sittin there watchin her spin the jack closed.... NO clearance under the car so we put it in the wheel well barely under the right side skirt....she opens it and nuthin, the jack jus slips off...so i had to sit there and watch her spin the jack closed again....This time i said **** it and put the jack next to my foot under the control arm and raised it from there. Took my foot out, layed down and fainted lol. I wasnt out for long because the ambulance hadn't got there. When they arrived they took off my sneaker
and cut off my sock to get a good look at my foot....Well i had a big *** dent in my foot
like i had just gone drifting and my left foot was my rear quater panel....It was a sight to see. Went to the hospital, took some x-rays....got some percoset intravenusly....BEAUTIFULLLL pain killer lol....but then as soon as it wore off i felt the full
extent of my injury....When the car actually fell on me i was in shock and when i woke up from being fainted i was still blurry....But this time i was 100% conscience......thats when i started cryn lol. BUT I CRIED LIKE A MAN!!! So now i cant walk for a week. I have to stay heavily medicated 325mg of percoset. 2 pills evevry 2 hours. Right now im only taking half of one pill cause i dont want to be to drugged up because those things are damn strong.
Then after a week i have to go get therapy with an orthapedic doctor. I was told that the orthapedic doctor is gonna take a good look at my foot because it might be that i ripped the ligaments in my foot. So far ive been ok tho.
She doesnt kno anything about cars so i figured id help.
I lift up the car without putting the emergency break on because all the
cars ive worked on lately were stick and rear wheel drive.
So i do the driver side fine, single piston breaks so i had to take off the bolt
to make the cover for them swing open. Then i go to the pass. side
and lift up the car. When i go to turn the bolt, i had to turn up left and left was also pushing the car backwards.....I start lifting the wrench and then my friend goes....omg watchout.....and then the car slams onmy foot. **** is that it was the control arm of the
car that actually landed on my foot. The only thing holding up the car was 3 tires and my foot lol. So im screamin and yellin, no not cryn, jus screamin and yellin and she is going crazy cause she obviously dont kno what to do. So i had a split second to get calm and
I said "you kno my foot is already broken so lets calm down and figure out how to lift the car off my foot"....**** is that the jack was a stock jack, ya kno the ones that u gotta spin open and closed. Well im sittin there watchin her spin the jack closed.... NO clearance under the car so we put it in the wheel well barely under the right side skirt....she opens it and nuthin, the jack jus slips off...so i had to sit there and watch her spin the jack closed again....This time i said **** it and put the jack next to my foot under the control arm and raised it from there. Took my foot out, layed down and fainted lol. I wasnt out for long because the ambulance hadn't got there. When they arrived they took off my sneaker
and cut off my sock to get a good look at my foot....Well i had a big *** dent in my foot
like i had just gone drifting and my left foot was my rear quater panel....It was a sight to see. Went to the hospital, took some x-rays....got some percoset intravenusly....BEAUTIFULLLL pain killer lol....but then as soon as it wore off i felt the full
extent of my injury....When the car actually fell on me i was in shock and when i woke up from being fainted i was still blurry....But this time i was 100% conscience......thats when i started cryn lol. BUT I CRIED LIKE A MAN!!! So now i cant walk for a week. I have to stay heavily medicated 325mg of percoset. 2 pills evevry 2 hours. Right now im only taking half of one pill cause i dont want to be to drugged up because those things are damn strong.
Then after a week i have to go get therapy with an orthapedic doctor. I was told that the orthapedic doctor is gonna take a good look at my foot because it might be that i ripped the ligaments in my foot. So far ive been ok tho.
Jon vs. protege this should be in the kills section hahahaha (yes i laughed at him when i heard it happened, i laughed at him at the hospital, and i still laugh at him now) it clearly states evrywhere "never work under a car only supported by a jack" especially a jack that comes with the car. safety first moron......
man its not my fault...i figured the emergency brake was on cause everyone's car that ive worked on lately has had the emergency brake on lol **** you omee lol call me to work on ya car anytime soon and see if i go u wanna be turbo tony!
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