Dammit I'm bored. Get in here Aaron and bitch slap Jay so i can be entertained!

 

Allen, you know this is a perfect opportunity to hit him below the belt, but I would not stoop that low for a cheap laugh..

 

shiet i would o wait i have

 

All three of you biotches are just jealous that I'm out racing and your stuck in the house with the ol lady and all the honey doo's.

 

shut ur *** , get that limo ready u have a date with destiny bring ur tunner 2 ur gonna need him

12a to 12a shiet thats how a suspension should work u fruit

 

Yeh show him Manny!

BTW. A little Birdie from Orlando, a mutual friend of ours told me Jay's tuner called him to find out why I was talking **** about him!

 

really iam telling you people here are to sensetive .............................

 

Hahahaha

 

It was pretty funny too us also.

 

Well if you weren't so damn mean to everyone Chris

 

its called being honest , just sometimes it seems brutall




to many that take **** to heart ........................ drag racing is 99% **** talking and 1% racing at least thats the way it is back home

 

Really, so who is my tuner because last time I checked I have done all the building/tunning/setup, everything on my car by myself with the help from a few of my friends one of which is Albert who has helped me out greatly on setting up my Weber. And I can't remember the last time you talked **** on me let alone post anything in one of my threads.

 

Haha limo, that's a good one ****, I could launch mine like that too if I had no bumper, grill, radiator, front end...... does it have a hood too I can't tell?

 

Manny those Cally guys are sensitive because there slips just don't add up, so they get offended when others notice

Btw, i just got home (3am) and I saw 2 hungry looking cayotes/wolf animals a few hundred feet from my house. Should I be scared? I drove my truck into woods to get a pic but they ran off. Any suggessions?

 

no need for excuses , everything you mentioned besides the bumpers is on the car the only thing that separates your car and this one is a holley and the suspension mama guevo




dammit j cant u read

 

 

^ Unless he's speaking in some code, I read it just fine. Who's my tunner that he is refering too? I don't know, this one flew way over my head.

 

 

So i was setting at my desk today and i get a text message. It reads "I'll love you forever I'll like you for always. As long as I'm horny the object of my fantasy you'll be. Luv Ya.". I didn't sound like my wifes work, she is usually more graphic . I looked at the number and it's from the chief inspector/test pilot. I freaking lost it, i went down stairs and told everyone. We wer all standing in a circle laughing about it and said inspector walks up. I ask how he is doing, and he says "fine" as he walks by one of my buddys says "as long as i am horny the object of my fantasy you'll be". He stops in his tracks and says "NO WAY!!!" We all hit the floor rolling!!!

 

NO WAY

 

why did you sell him out???

 

Texan's are wild.... Kinda sounds like some Brokeback Mountain ****!!!!!!

 

You can't buy comedy like that, there was no way i was going to let it slip trough my fingers

When it was all done he was laughing about it too.

 

Allen
I think you should post the 'Pink Floyd' video you sent me. I know Jay's tuner might like it!

 

HAHAH like it, i think it was him trying to get some money to get his car going!!!


I think thats him on the bass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bywp03t-13Q