so we were lined up at the merge of death which is an intersection with about 200ft of left lane then merge 45 zone to a 55

light was red and i had it reved to 5 then bam green screeched the tires quick shift too second redline then third already two cars ahead of tiburon(yes we were realy racing) then my freind goes holy **** i had about 50 feet of lane left before the merge when a m3 goes speeding past me almost running me off the road by then i was in fourth so i dropped to 3rd and sped up to try and catch him redline 3rd shift to 4th redline i could still see him closing look down shift at about 6k in 5th i realized the m3 was turning so i slowed down my freind i were both like hoooollly ****

killed the tiburon lol
wound up getting to the house 5 minutes before the tiburon
the merge of death below

 

the fc has greddy catback hollowed cats....and new box filter
tiburon has cai short shifter exhaust

 

those mIII's are pretty bad! I was cruising on a road in the middle of no where at about 120mph and an mIII came flying by me like I was standing still.

 

renegade, they have this new thing out, its called a period. <~~ thats what it looks like, i would use it if i were you.

 

nah those ***** are a waste of time

 

oh ok. damn them *****.

 

yeah. its amazing. how fast them. ***** are. i didnt even. see it come .up until it. passed me.

 

^^^^just for u rxseven07

i only use periods one week out of every month

 

wait i guess from that measurement its prbly 900 feet

 

yeah the story was busted up, as well as the pointless map( where where you in relation to the map. and what direction where you going?).... bleh whatever.


ok, after looking and reading (deciphering??) i figured it out, you were heading eastbound on victory blvd, i see the merge now. COOL! i now understand!

 

you might look into the even more modern comma, and possibly using complete sentences. if, that sentence were to make sense it would read something like this:

"oh, ok, damn them *****."

See, it is one "thought," therefore, only needs one period. Even that didn't save that sentence.

Paragraphs would have been more helpful than periods, but that is true for most kill posts.

 

I actually find that kill stories written with poor grammar tend to be not as exciting. Since the lack of periods and commas become frequent and quite annoying. Not everyone does this perfect I know, but trying helps.

 

bottom lane of victory blvd. i feel that i have failed thee

 

hmm, even the newest M3's dont have but 333HP. and if i'm not mistaken they're heavy. it is a BMW. i've found the curb weight to be over 3700 lbs. An FC would need roughly 290hp to keep up with one. well, hmm, i guess that is a bunch of power required still.

EDIT: sorry, that weight is for the convertible model....

 

hmmm, so peroids only once a month??

a little pms'y are we?

 

First off, you should not be racing my car. Secondly, the use of commas and periods online is superfluous for such simple online conversation. For example, you do not announce when you have used a sentence that would necessitate a semicolon in normal speech. The same principle applies here; that is unless you have a thing for being a douche.

 

yeah i raced an m3 a while back and i think if i had better tires id have been able to keep up better i had to milk the throttle around some bend to keep my rear from drifting, however i dont believe they are that much faster, TCS bastages.....

 

That is the funniest thing I have ever read today.