Originally Posted by mazpower

I can't really call this a kill...it'd be like seeing a 18 year old dude beat the crap out of an annoying 12 year old. But this dude wouldn't get the hint. I'm minding my own business, on the freeway, and pass this 40-something dude in his shiny red V6 Mustang. He was doing the whole "I'm flexing my arm while steering" one-handed thing and I'm guessing he didn't like me passing him, cause he shot around me right after I cruised by him. I didn't think much of it cause its just a V6. So I get around some traffic, the Mustang included, and get off the freeway. And what would ya know, he gets off too. We head into town and he starts riding my *** in an uncomfortable way, so I give the car half-throttle and walk away from him like nothing. We get into town and I make a right, he follows, and this time I'm behaving and just cruising along, and he flies up on my *** really bad...like a foot away kinda bad. I had enough, put it in 2nd, and unleashed the fury of the BRAP BRAP BRAP...it was really sad and he left me alone after that. He's probably kicking himself now, thinking "I shoulda got a V8" hehe.

That's my pathetic kill story for the morning. People in this town are retarded.