I got killed... Bad.
06-19-05, 03:44 PM
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I got killed... Bad.
We lined up. Looked at each other, kind of a staredown. I looked straight ahead, just waiting to go. I could tell he was down to race.
I took off, as fast as I could. He kept up. Almost like he wasn't even trying. I pressed as hard as I could, gave it everything I had. Then, I looked over, and he found another gear. Next thing I knew, it was over. He was a good 30 feet ahead of me, pulling away. I slowed to a stop, he turned around, came back, and licked my face.
That's what I get for trying to beat a Labrador in a foot race.
I took off, as fast as I could. He kept up. Almost like he wasn't even trying. I pressed as hard as I could, gave it everything I had. Then, I looked over, and he found another gear. Next thing I knew, it was over. He was a good 30 feet ahead of me, pulling away. I slowed to a stop, he turned around, came back, and licked my face.
That's what I get for trying to beat a Labrador in a foot race.
06-19-05, 06:55 PM
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I go with shorts, a t-shirt, and some Fila's.
He's got All-leg drive, claw traction, 70 pounds of muscle, around 1% body fat, and I've clocked him at about 35 miles an hour.
He let's me get about 5 feet ahead before he even starts running, and when he decides to blow me away, it's like watching a top fuel dragster take off.
He's got All-leg drive, claw traction, 70 pounds of muscle, around 1% body fat, and I've clocked him at about 35 miles an hour.
He let's me get about 5 feet ahead before he even starts running, and when he decides to blow me away, it's like watching a top fuel dragster take off.
06-20-05, 03:49 AM
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lol, I like that. The last part about him licking your face, I was like, why the hell did this guy let some the guy lick his face? The hell is wrong with people these days. But then you said Lab.
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Originally Posted by wklink
Just take a couple of oreo's with you next time.
When you take off just drop one or two.
You'll smoke that bitch every time.
When you take off just drop one or two.
You'll smoke that bitch every time.
LOL I gotta get that on video.
06-26-05, 10:58 PM
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I also liked the one were the guy almost beat the honda civic while he was jogging, but lost because he had to bend down and tie his shoe.
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