We lined up. Looked at each other, kind of a staredown. I looked straight ahead, just waiting to go. I could tell he was down to race.

I took off, as fast as I could. He kept up. Almost like he wasn't even trying. I pressed as hard as I could, gave it everything I had. Then, I looked over, and he found another gear. Next thing I knew, it was over. He was a good 30 feet ahead of me, pulling away. I slowed to a stop, he turned around, came back, and licked my face.

That's what I get for trying to beat a Labrador in a foot race.

 

What's your mod?

I out run my mini hotdog all day any day.

My mod's are...

-nike shoes
-t-shirt
-Jeans

 

I go with shorts, a t-shirt, and some Fila's.

He's got All-leg drive, claw traction, 70 pounds of muscle, around 1% body fat, and I've clocked him at about 35 miles an hour.

He let's me get about 5 feet ahead before he even starts running, and when he decides to blow me away, it's like watching a top fuel dragster take off.

 

Did he put on the hazards?

 

kev-dog,

are you still thinking of buying an FD?

 

lol, I like that. The last part about him licking your face, I was like, why the hell did this guy let some the guy lick his face? The hell is wrong with people these days. But then you said Lab.

 

Just take a couple of oreo's with you next time.

When you take off just drop one or two.

You'll smoke that bitch every time.

 

LOL I gotta get that on video.

 

My suggestion get a weight reduction kit. Race that dog naked you will kick his ***.

 

lol

 

Thats friggin funny

 

lmao...

 

I also liked the one were the guy almost beat the honda civic while he was jogging, but lost because he had to bend down and tie his shoe.