I got killed... Bad.
We lined up. Looked at each other, kind of a staredown. I looked straight ahead, just waiting to go. I could tell he was down to race.
I took off, as fast as I could. He kept up. Almost like he wasn't even trying. I pressed as hard as I could, gave it everything I had. Then, I looked over, and he found another gear. Next thing I knew, it was over. He was a good 30 feet ahead of me, pulling away. I slowed to a stop, he turned around, came back, and licked my face. That's what I get for trying to beat a Labrador in a foot race. |
What's your mod?
I out run my mini hotdog all day any day. My mod's are... -nike shoes -t-shirt -Jeans ;) |
I go with shorts, a t-shirt, and some Fila's.
He's got All-leg drive, claw traction, 70 pounds of muscle, around 1% body fat, and I've clocked him at about 35 miles an hour. He let's me get about 5 feet ahead before he even starts running, and when he decides to blow me away, it's like watching a top fuel dragster take off. |
Did he put on the hazards?
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kev-dog,
are you still thinking of buying an FD? |
lol, I like that. The last part about him licking your face, I was like, why the hell did this guy let some the guy lick his face? The hell is wrong with people these days. But then you said Lab.
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Just take a couple of oreo's with you next time.
When you take off just drop one or two. You'll smoke that bitch every time. |
Originally Posted by wklink
Just take a couple of oreo's with you next time.
When you take off just drop one or two. You'll smoke that bitch every time. LOL I gotta get that on video. |
My suggestion get a weight reduction kit. Race that dog naked you will kick his ass.
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lol
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Thats friggin funny
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lmao...
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I also liked the one were the guy almost beat the honda civic while he was jogging, but lost because he had to bend down and tie his shoe.
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