Honda Kill!
11-22-05, 07:42 AM
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Honda Kill!
Okay I have a 1990 Honda Civic hatch, it has a 1.5L SOHC 16 valve DPI I4. Its a monster it produces around 60-70 HP. Handles like a dream though.... 
Anyway I'm driving through town and I see this old, and I mean old!, Mercury Tracer. Now any of you who dont know what a tracer is, its about as underpowered as a civic and twice as worthless..... Well the reason I noticed it is it was skateboarded the rims were about 7inches wide and they stuck out about 5inches...... It had 13inch wire rims, you know the lowrider ones.... It had fast and the furious decals, I am talking about the entire graphics set not JUST the sponser stuff. And it had THE BIGGEST fart can I have ever seen.... 
The car sat so low it looked like it had no springs. So I start laughing when I see him, I guess he saw me laughing so he started following me, Everytime we stopped he would rev his pathetic car up. So I am coming to where 235 splits into a two lane, and he pulls up beside me....
I looked over and saw a kid, looked about 12.... And his "lowricer" had mud all over the fenders........ OMG I was laughing so hard, and he was getting pissed. So he is revving the holy living **** out of his little 4 banger. I see the light going the other way turn yellow (do not have tach, but my honda is the crappy 4 speed!!!
) So I bring my car to about 4K and the light changes, well I do a little tiny burnout and get some wheel hop, I thought the dash was going to fall off. He keeps traction and still cant leave me..... I've measured my 0-60 (out of sheer boredom...) its like 23 seconds LOL! and this kid was getting walked! So we get to the next light and we got to like 30mph MAYBE.... At the next light this kid is fuming, he is seriously freakin out. So again I wait for the light to change and his car is turning around 5K as I get ready to launch he lets off of it, the light changes and this time I dont get any wheel hop, but it doesnt matter because the poor bastard stalls his car. I look in my rearview and see his headlights dim as hes trying to restart his car.... Wow kids these days...
Anyway I got a good laugh, I figured you might as well Lol!
Anyway I'm driving through town and I see this old, and I mean old!, Mercury Tracer. Now any of you who dont know what a tracer is, its about as underpowered as a civic and twice as worthless..... Well the reason I noticed it is it was skateboarded the rims were about 7inches wide and they stuck out about 5inches...... It had 13inch wire rims, you know the lowrider ones.... It had fast and the furious decals, I am talking about the entire graphics set not JUST the sponser stuff. And it had THE BIGGEST fart can I have ever seen.... The car sat so low it looked like it had no springs. So I start laughing when I see him, I guess he saw me laughing so he started following me, Everytime we stopped he would rev his pathetic car up. So I am coming to where 235 splits into a two lane, and he pulls up beside me.... I looked over and saw a kid, looked about 12.... And his "lowricer" had mud all over the fenders........ OMG I was laughing so hard, and he was getting pissed. So he is revving the holy living **** out of his little 4 banger. I see the light going the other way turn yellow (do not have tach, but my honda is the crappy 4 speed!!!
) So I bring my car to about 4K and the light changes, well I do a little tiny burnout and get some wheel hop, I thought the dash was going to fall off. He keeps traction and still cant leave me..... I've measured my 0-60 (out of sheer boredom...) its like 23 seconds LOL! and this kid was getting walked! So we get to the next light and we got to like 30mph MAYBE.... At the next light this kid is fuming, he is seriously freakin out. So again I wait for the light to change and his car is turning around 5K as I get ready to launch he lets off of it, the light changes and this time I dont get any wheel hop, but it doesnt matter because the poor bastard stalls his car. I look in my rearview and see his headlights dim as hes trying to restart his car.... Wow kids these days...Anyway I got a good laugh, I figured you might as well Lol!
11-22-05, 07:23 PM
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man, I'm ashamed of my generation. Please dont think we're all like that. You should find him sometime in your FB and REALLY embarrass him. and get it on film, we could all use another laugh. 
11-24-05, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by inuissus_cendi
man, I'm ashamed of my generation. Please dont think we're all like that. You should find him sometime in your FB and REALLY embarrass him. and get it on film, we could all use another laugh.
so the 7 is in storage for the winter. Got about an inch here, so until the salt is all gone "lowricer" is on the loose! Just wait until spring, Ill get him good.
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11-24-05, 07:11 PM
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Maybe.... Why are you attracted to the girl or the car? Me I havent decided yet although I'm leaning towards the car. Why do you ask? Because if she read this she would hit me, and I dont support domestic abuse, although I may cause it Lol!!
11-24-05, 07:23 PM
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F.Y.I. This kid had the factory burgandy paint, and his decal set was lime green. I've heard of contrast but this in no way matched. And the factory paint was faded, LOL! His 13inch rims had low profile tires and it was so low that there was no fender gap between the tires and fenders. The clear coat was peeling on the roof and his car was filthy. I mean it looked like he had just driven it through a muddy field. And because his car was so low his 4inch fart can looked like it was dragging. He had all kinds of interior neon so I could see his face, I cant believe some of the kids around here....
Oh and speaking of neon he did have the undercar neon, but it looked like it was hanging from the body seam, you know the seam under the car that has the jack points. And to add to the mismatched color scheme his exterior neon was yellow and the interior was blue.....
Its amazing.... And like I said the other night I had the FB out looking for him but I just couldnt find him, figures.... He probably had a curfew.... oh well, I'm sure I'll see something worse...
Oh and speaking of neon he did have the undercar neon, but it looked like it was hanging from the body seam, you know the seam under the car that has the jack points. And to add to the mismatched color scheme his exterior neon was yellow and the interior was blue.....
Its amazing.... And like I said the other night I had the FB out looking for him but I just couldnt find him, figures.... He probably had a curfew.... oh well, I'm sure I'll see something worse...
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