Funniest Race
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Funniest Race
So I was cruisin' the other day with a couple of friends in like a 91' Pontiac Sunbird aka "The Sunchicken." The car is so badly rusted that you can literally stick you hand through the door and into the car itself. The motor mounts are absolutly junk.........if you rev the engine up the intake manifold comes real close to smashing into the firewall. We also put a cardboard body kit on the car and a huge wooden spoiler and everything was duct taped on. There was also a paint can for the exhaust. The car is also four door. Well we got mixed reviews, people with civics, cavaliers, accords, and others reallly didnt like our masterpiece. All the american cars like camaros and stangs did......hmmm....odd. Well the little 2.0L SOHC engine got a race. We raced a Pink 92-95 two door civic and beat the thing. The civic has a bunch of stickers, a body kit, a spoiler from the airport, and Z3 fenders. I couldnt believe it there were three people in this little *** Sunchicken that is a POS and we beat a civic that had money put into it. Hilarious. We took pictures of it and if I get a hold of them I will post em.'
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Yeah I think it is great when the Hondas around here pull into parking lots real slow to make sure they dont scrape their body kit well not us...........we would buttom out scrape some cardboard off and the whole works. The next mod for the car should be a roof scoop or maybe some spinner hub craps but havent decided yet.
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Originally Posted by red_ricer
Yeah I think it is great when the Hondas around here pull into parking lots real slow to make sure they dont scrape their body kit well not us...........we would buttom out scrape some cardboard off and the whole works. The next mod for the car should be a roof scoop or maybe some spinner hub craps but havent decided yet.
I'm watching VH1 classic music videos right now... Heat Seaker just went off, and now its Gary Neuman with Cars. Perfect
I say the next mod should be some police roof lights and one of those speakers and microphones so you can yell stuff at people. We did the same ghetto mods to my buddy's camry, lol. "who's talking to me?" "Is that car talking to me?"
I say the next mod should be some police roof lights and one of those speakers and microphones so you can yell stuff at people. We did the same ghetto mods to my buddy's camry, lol. "who's talking to me?" "Is that car talking to me?"
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You all didn't learn the number # rule of modifications!
Body kit+stickers+Bazooka exhaust+19 gauges in your N/A civic= 400hp to the rear wheels!
I love slow car races, but my favorite was when I was pimping in my Dad's AWD FX one day. Now don't get me wrong this in not a slow vehicle, but I pulled up to a light and there was the riciest Tiberon I have ever seen in my life. It was all pimped out with it's ginormous wing, 15x 5 racing rims, 19 gauges, and a sticker kit that added at least 40 hp. So, I put the FX in N (since it is an auto
) and rev the engine. Now I don't know if you have ever herd an FX but they growl. So this guy like gets all into it and when the light turns green we take off. I SMOKED THE **** OUT OF HIM. I think he was feeling shitty after that b/c the best part is he had some chick in the car with him. AHHHHH good times
Body kit+stickers+Bazooka exhaust+19 gauges in your N/A civic= 400hp to the rear wheels!
I love slow car races, but my favorite was when I was pimping in my Dad's AWD FX one day. Now don't get me wrong this in not a slow vehicle, but I pulled up to a light and there was the riciest Tiberon I have ever seen in my life. It was all pimped out with it's ginormous wing, 15x 5 racing rims, 19 gauges, and a sticker kit that added at least 40 hp. So, I put the FX in N (since it is an auto
) and rev the engine. Now I don't know if you have ever herd an FX but they growl. So this guy like gets all into it and when the light turns green we take off. I SMOKED THE **** OUT OF HIM. I think he was feeling shitty after that b/c the best part is he had some chick in the car with him. AHHHHH good times
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OMG great effing car. That is great. But take better pictures. 
I remember me and some friends talked about taking these 80 summin corolla that one of the parents were tyring to sell, and putting a direct tv satellite dish on teh trunk lid, a folgers coffee can, and slap stickers all over it, but we never followed through. I'm glad somebody did. That is beautiful. I can't beleive you actually beat the civic. That guy should feel ashamed.
Slow cars races are funny as hell too.
recon, the fx does growl, it has teh same exhaust as the 350z, which i do think actually sounds pretty sweet (almost exotic)
I remember me and some friends talked about taking these 80 summin corolla that one of the parents were tyring to sell, and putting a direct tv satellite dish on teh trunk lid, a folgers coffee can, and slap stickers all over it, but we never followed through. I'm glad somebody did. That is beautiful. I can't beleive you actually beat the civic. That guy should feel ashamed.
Slow cars races are funny as hell too.
recon, the fx does growl, it has teh same exhaust as the 350z, which i do think actually sounds pretty sweet (almost exotic)
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My friends and I have done that several times. We had the White and Wild Rice projects, and the current project is the General Leon. Assuming I can find them, pictures coming. I think the White Rice car would give the Sunchicken a run for it's money.
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Goddamn it, Dinkus forgot to log off.
-KickYou
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Goddamn it, Dinkus forgot to log off.
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Yeah we took it out tonite w/o the body kit and spoiler. We got a lot of attention, but it was unwanted. The people that were with the guy and the civic flipped us off and wanted to fight...........over a gay car. Then a couple of Cavaliers pulled into the parking lot, that everybody turns around in, with huge spoilers. We drove through and asked if the airport was missing any wings from their planes. They got pissed and followed us for about 10 miles trying to throw stuff into our car. I just sit back and laugh at it all. The newest mod for the car was to fix the collapsing fabric on the ceiling. We took brass thumb tacs and super glued them into the ceiling to hold it all up.
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Originally Posted by red_ricer
Yeah we took it out tonite w/o the body kit and spoiler. We got a lot of attention, but it was unwanted. The people that were with the guy and the civic flipped us off and wanted to fight...........over a gay car. Then a couple of Cavaliers pulled into the parking lot, that everybody turns around in, with huge spoilers. We drove through and asked if the airport was missing any wings from their planes. They got pissed and followed us for about 10 miles trying to throw stuff into our car. I just sit back and laugh at it all. The newest mod for the car was to fix the collapsing fabric on the ceiling. We took brass thumb tacs and super glued them into the ceiling to hold it all up.
Dude it's the G-forcess! The headliners weren't made for those kind of numbars!one!1
You'd have liked my old truck.
77 Chevy LUV. 1.8L Isuzu engine
Mods:
Nestea Muffler tip +50 hp
RED Z28 badges(seen bot right) +100hp badge +100hp RED
AND the bestest mod evar
Plywood Wing with Versus Racing spelled out in glued on rice. +1000HP!!!!BBQ!
I coudl take skylines and Supras down without trying.
You'd have liked my old truck.
77 Chevy LUV. 1.8L Isuzu engine
Mods:
Nestea Muffler tip +50 hp
RED Z28 badges(seen bot right) +100hp badge +100hp RED
AND the bestest mod evar
Plywood Wing with Versus Racing spelled out in glued on rice. +1000HP!!!!BBQ!
I coudl take skylines and Supras down without trying.
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