fd3s_jerry

First, this isn't my kill, but my best friend's, and he did it in a car he got for 200 bucks. It was an autox, and he has a stripped, gutted 88 civic hatch, stock D15 SOHC motor, stock everything except the seats and the body kit (on it when he bought the car). there were a bunch of evo's, sti's, camaro's, a corvette C5, a built integra, a vw golf vr6, an rx7 first gen, an S2000, a NASTY built vw beetle, and some other ****. Long story short, he DEFINITELY had the slowest car there. and his time for the day was 4th fastest out of like 40-50 cars. with a car that stock 20 years ago when it came out had 80 horsepower, and he's lucky if he's even got that. The only 3 that beat him were 2 SCCA instructor's, (1 sti and the first gen.)and the integra beat him by like 2 tenths of a second. Imagine how bad it would have been if he was in his built h22 nitroused del sol, fully built motor, quaiffe LSD, eibach suspension, sway bars, etc. I thought it was funny, because the guys with the evo's were all talking **** for WEEKS about how bad they're gonna own everybody, and then they got spanked by a shitvic. again, not my kill, but I was there, and deemed it "kills section approved"

Asterisk

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Can you say, OWN3D?

HONDA: Not such a bad company now, is it? For all that **** on it,

Great story, wish I could have been there!

fd3s_jerry

dude, it was ****** hilarious!

Healing

People definitely don't weight driver skills nearly as much as they weigh how fast their car is nowadays...

Good stuff

koukifc3s

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thats freaking awesome

suckerfree

pretty much the worst kill ive ever read on this forum, and that says a lot. but im glad the one honda guy got to show up and put his two cents in, its good that we can be diplomats to the automotive community.

fd3s_jerry

dude, it was a great kill. he just put the car in as a joke, and he took 4th overall. how the **** is this "the worst kill you've read"? dumbass. what about the guy with the n/a fc that said he beat a 20psi crx???

fd3s_jerry

and how does that "say alot" when you only have 14 posts?? I think you just joined a website just so you could talk ****. ******.

Whizbang

how about everyone takes their tampon out their *** and shove it back in their vagina.


that sounds like a classic case of "driver skill".
Autocross is such a slower speed, technical type course that moments like this shine.

aznpoopy

+1

turbogarrett

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There's a guy who runs a honda gas/electric hybrid (whatever that thing is called) and does quite well in the local autox's with it. In autox, driver skill trumps everything, a turd slaying giants in a parking lot is not uncommon.

TougeRoads96

haha that is hysterical, those Evo people sound like a couple kids I know who think they are god's gift to man because their parents spent $30k buying them those stupid cars

fd3s_jerry

here it's all punk *** wingnut's (air force enlisted) who just get out of basic, spend ALL their bonus and then some on an evo, sti, or srt-4, and get mad when I walk away from them on the highway in the fd.

suckerfree

I guess I missed that one when I was, um, not spending my life on the internet.


Remember kids, the higher your post count, the smarter you are. Calling me a ******, via the internet? Damn you tough with those big words.

fd3s_jerry

explain to me how it was a bad kill? and the 20 psi crx one was like right below this one, it's still on here.

Adnan-VCS

Never mess with a Honda or the V-Tec will come and kill you!


LOL LOL!
damm that's just hilarious!

fd3s_jerry

it wasn't even vtec, it was just a straight up POS 1.5 liter sohc, non vtec **** car. it's not painted, it's spraypainted black.

KhanArtisT

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Most people that buy evos/sti's probably don't even give a ****. As long as they get to beat hondas at red lights and local meets they're happy, lol

evo2fd baby

Evos Rule!!!!!

fd3s_jerry

fixed

j/k, I wanna get an evo, but I'll wait till the price drops a little bit first, don't feel like spending that much on a glorified eclipse.

Syonyk

Never underestimate the power of a light car with a good driver on an autocross car. The Civic probably weighs about half of what the Evos and such do.

I autocrossed my Daihatsu Charade (50hp, 1850lbs), and it wasn't half bad. Not the fastest car by a long shot (more open course, racing against Mustangs and such), but definitely faster than I was expecting.

-=Russ=-