80 HP CIVIC hatch kills evo's
 

First, this isn't my kill, but my best friend's, and he did it in a car he got for 200 bucks. It was an autox, and he has a stripped, gutted 88 civic hatch, stock D15 SOHC motor, stock everything except the seats and the body kit (on it when he bought the car). there were a bunch of evo's, sti's, camaro's, a corvette C5, a built integra, a vw golf vr6, an rx7 first gen, an S2000, a NASTY built vw beetle, and some other shit. Long story short, he DEFINITELY had the slowest car there. and his time for the day was 4th fastest out of like 40-50 cars. with a car that stock 20 years ago when it came out had 80 horsepower, and he's lucky if he's even got that. The only 3 that beat him were 2 SCCA instructor's, (1 sti and the first gen.)and the integra beat him by like 2 tenths of a second. Imagine how bad it would have been if he was in his built h22 nitroused del sol, fully built motor, quaiffe LSD, eibach suspension, sway bars, etc. I thought it was funny, because the guys with the evo's were all talking shit for WEEKS about how bad they're gonna own everybody, and then they got spanked by a shitvic. again, not my kill, but I was there, and deemed it "kills section approved":bigthumb:

Can you say, OWN3D?

HONDA: Not such a bad company now, is it? For all that shit on it, :icon_tdow

Great story, wish I could have been there!

dude, it was fuckin hilarious!:rlaugh:

People definitely don't weight driver skills nearly as much as they weigh how fast their car is nowadays...

Good stuff

thats freaking awesome

pretty much the worst kill ive ever read on this forum, and that says a lot. but im glad the one honda guy got to show up and put his two cents in, its good that we can be diplomats to the automotive community.

dude, it was a great kill. he just put the car in as a joke, and he took 4th overall. how the fuck is this "the worst kill you've read"? dumbass. what about the guy with the n/a fc that said he beat a 20psi crx???

and how does that "say alot" when you only have 14 posts?? I think you just joined a website just so you could talk shit. faggot.

how about everyone takes their tampon out their ass and shove it back in their vagina.


that sounds like a classic case of "driver skill".
Autocross is such a slower speed, technical type course that moments like this shine.

+1

There's a guy who runs a honda gas/electric hybrid (whatever that thing is called) and does quite well in the local autox's with it. In autox, driver skill trumps everything, a turd slaying giants in a parking lot is not uncommon.

haha that is hysterical, those Evo people sound like a couple kids I know who think they are god's gift to man because their parents spent $30k buying them those stupid cars

here it's all punk ass wingnut's (air force enlisted) who just get out of basic, spend ALL their bonus and then some on an evo, sti, or srt-4, and get mad when I walk away from them on the highway in the fd.

I guess I missed that one when I was, um, not spending my life on the internet.


Remember kids, the higher your post count, the smarter you are. Calling me a faggot, via the internet? Damn you tough with those big words.:rlaugh:

explain to me how it was a bad kill? and the 20 psi crx one was like right below this one, it's still on here.

Never mess with a Honda or the V-Tec will come and kill you!


LOL LOL!
damm that's just hilarious!

it wasn't even vtec, it was just a straight up POS 1.5 liter sohc, non vtec shit car. it's not painted, it's spraypainted black.

Most people that buy evos/sti's probably don't even give a shit. As long as they get to beat hondas at red lights and local meets they're happy, lol

Evos Rule!!!!!

fixed

j/k, I wanna get an evo, but I'll wait till the price drops a little bit first, don't feel like spending that much on a glorified eclipse.

Never underestimate the power of a light car with a good driver on an autocross car. The Civic probably weighs about half of what the Evos and such do.

I autocrossed my Daihatsu Charade (50hp, 1850lbs), and it wasn't half bad. Not the fastest car by a long shot (more open course, racing against Mustangs and such), but definitely faster than I was expecting.

-=Russ=-