Merry x-mas every one and a happy near years.

Hopefully every one gets what they wanted for xmas and be safe every one.






from your friend with the tight pants from Los Angeles...

 

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug), which came in a
little white box to use for his house.

He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to Frank's place with me
and have a beer?

But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
'How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?'

But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his
face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the first time!
I'm putting my f*cking shoes on!'

 

Lulz

 

REPOST

POST *****!!

STOP whoring yourself in other regions just to boost your post count!

 

so what are you doing

 

I'm helping you? LMAO!!

seriously you should just post a pic of you and your tight pants

 

maybe i will