Did Don tell you about the picture? Apparently someone took a picture of you pulling your **** out at tha *** bar. They have it hanging up on the wall with a caption under it. I forgot what it says.

 

probably something about small penises.

 

nah, something about turtle head.

 

isn't a turtle head a shrivled ****?

 

Oh god i hope im not imortalized with a look of terror in that picture. *** BAR

 

woops

 

^^ Probably not going to any bars, Lupe... read your PM... lol bring beer to the tuning haha : ) Probably NOT a GOOD IDEA! lol. Seriously though, what's all this talk of *** bars?? Do you go there to watch the drag shows or something??? I went to one when I went to school in Carbondale and they had drag shows... it's kind of like the state fair. When you think there can't be anything weirder than your own family... go to the *** bar.

And I think a "turtle head" is a shriveled up little fella. But, I think it would be better to describe a grossly fat guy... like huge... well use your noodle.

Josh

 

I saw a 40 year old mexican stripper with a C-section once in carbondale.

But anyways, we go to the *** bar to pick up new recruits. Thats why I had to expose my **** to the table in the corner.

 

From what I hear, you're staring in awe and licking your lips.

 

I saw a girl stripping that was 7 months into her pregnancy in Carbondale at "The Other Bar".


We need to go back soon.

 

Thats sexy. That kid will probably be a natural.

 

probably grow up to be your spitting image.

 

was the pregnant chick a rag head?

 

I dunno, she kept asking us about companionship and relations, though.

 

yeah probably.

 

From what I recall, there isn't a strip club in Carbondale... sure you weren't in DuQuoin or Murphysboro??? lol I think those are the two closest ones. All I know is: Carbondale is a classy place. I liked is so much I stayed there for the whole four years!

All of this talk of ***** makes me feel like that stomach bug I had earlier this week....

 

Two stip clubs on the outskirts of C-Dale. I think it was called JP's and "The other Bar" and of course the hell hole "Chalet" in Murhpysboro.

I actually grew up in Murphy so I know quit a bit about the local C-Dale nightlife. We'll be going down this summer to the Spillway if you want to join

Hopefully Tim won't need to carry me down this time...

 

I spent a few days at the Spillway! haha. They're making it really nice through C'dale with the expansion of US 51... I like it. And I here SIU is gearing up for a big "capital" campaign to overhaul the campus... that's exciting. But I'm sure some things will never change about Carbondale.

And I forgot the locals call it "Murphy" : ) lol

I dated a girl from Murphy... she was a prude.

Josh

 

You were too drunk to remember. I carried the cooler/chairs down. The retarded kid in the wheel chair carried you down.

 

That picture does it no justice.........There are people in that picture but they are too small to see. That thing is monsterous.

 

Says the guy who doesn't want to meet some nice people at the *** bar.........

 

Look how big the 40+ foot boats on Kincaid appear!

 

and just think, my little retarded buddy got swept away in high school and road it all the way down. Poor bastard never had a chance

 

That pic is definatly a heavy flow day.

 

i wanna go.