Yes i "raced" a van lmao. it was a three land road he was to the left some other person in the middle and then me. well i take off hard because i was running late (apprently he so was he lol), a couple seconds later i see a red van with pinstripes hauling some serious ***!! so i punch it and STILL he's pulling hard. I completely got destroyed by at least eight cars.

Still cant believe that happened.

 

cool

 

wtf? you got beaten by a van?

scary....

 

time for turbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Or naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsssssssssssss!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

No TIME FOR PINSTRIPES!!!! Thats how he beat you!!!

 

You guys are stupid, he needs to put in more seats. Everyone knows more seats=more power. Look at a plane.

 

Hey, I've seen sleeper Aerostar vans before (i.e. 460cj swap w/ really quiet exhaust and nitrous), complete with stock steelies. Fuggin sick!!!

 

yeah i remember watching a video of a aerostar i think it was, completely destroy a corvette....they can be pretty sick.(was a clip at a drag strip, from the launch, the van had the vette)

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F3Gdm_e_hxs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rLIlqY6SwxA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mXFy3zZ4XjY

 

 

wow...

:AA:

 

OMG, this has got to be the funniest **** I've heard in a while, hahahaha. At least you're taking it like a man, that's awesome. You'll get him next time, haha.

Let's not forget about that turbo Dodge minivan that beat the Camaro, I think everyone knows what I'm talking about. That should make you feel better OP. lol

EDIT: I think I'm talking about the same thing as Jzavala.

 

here you go guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX3L9IinnqQ look at this car

 

remember that those old caravans where available with the 2.5l turbo 4s that can also befound in the SRT-4s much older brother, the omni GLHS

 

u failed!!!!!

 

those vans can make serious power watch how fast these guys are!!!!!1111!!!!11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQmvECRyqUY

 

That sucks. I got beat by an 80's Accord once. And then a few other cars that I should have stomped. This was back before a majority of my mods.

On my car, the secondary throttle plate that is supposed to open slowly as the car gets warm, wasn't opening at all. It was stuck shut. This blocked all the air on the upper half of my TB. Which, even flooring it, the car didn't seem to pull very hard.

So, I removed it, though if your's is doing this I suggest that you just free it. And bam, back to kickin' butt. If it is the turbo'd van though, which I have see a few of, stock, you might be able to keep up. But I have seen some that have FMIC and some other upgrades, and they can be quick. probably only 13-14 second cars, but that is still quicker then an N/A S4, and very quick for a van.

Good luck. Warm your car up, and then pop the hood, and check to make sure that those throttle plates are open.

 

The Omni GLH and Shelby GLHS are absolutely fearsome cars. The Shelby version has a flat torque curve, so it hits its stock maximum torque at 2000rpm and stays there untill 6000rpm. Combined with it being stupid lightweight, you end up with something that puts the hurt on corvettes, especially on the 1/4 mile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvHcxNJG7is

 

Doesn't change the fact that it's ugly as sin.

 

Listen, It's time to spend some money and get some real horsepower in that car. Or learn how to drive.

 

Just ask the RX-8 owners

 

Hey, those vans can haul ***... 7 of them, to be exact, unless your mexican.

 

In that case, I should mount some on the roof too!!

 

Wow, that was a pretty ignorant comment. Maybe you should search for a KKK forum to post your hatred on. DUMBASS